Interview 1: Toad
Mini Mario (MM): Hello audience/viewers! Our first interviewee today is Toad! Please welcome him anyway you want!
Toad walks onto the stage and sits on the floor.
Toad: …Where are the chairs? Where's the audience?
MM: 1.This is currently a low budget show. 2.The audience are the readers, because this is a fanfic. Also, because we're low budget right now, we're on the street, so passer-byers can watch.
A wall with a 4 painted on It falls onto MM. Gadgets and gears fall out of his head.
Toad: are you okay?
MM: Ya. That happens ev'ry time someone breaks the fourth wall. Anyway, let's start the interview. Quest.1: What do the colors on your hats mean?
Toad: They help blend into the environment when we're in danger. If we're not, we use them for style.
MM: Quest.2: Ummmmm…Uhhhhh…Ahh! No. Oh! Who is the strongest of your species?
Toad: The original toad. And you're talkin' to him!
MM: Ya whatever. Time for audience /reader/passer-byer questions. Um… You! Ask Toad a question please!
Koopa: why should I?
MM: 'Cause I said please?
Koopa: Hmm… Okay! Are any toads evil? Or on ' da dark side of da uhh… whatever?
Toad: Hmm… All I know of are the Koopa Bros. that were disguised as toads.
MM: Uh-huh. Well that 's all the time we have before this road is opened, so, C ya!
MM: For those of you who didn't go back will know this: Any one who reviews will get to be part of the new part: callers! That right! Any one who reviews will get to ask a question for the next interview. But since I don't want to remember names, choose a character from 'da Mario series'. If you ask 1 question for da next 3 interviews, you'll get a free ticket to get into the audience to ask 5 questions for the next interview!
Rocky Wrench: Road opening in 6…5…4…………
MM: Oh jeez…Uh, next chappie we interview Bullet Bill! End transmi-
Mini Mario along with the stage gets shattered into a million, million pieces by cars.