Interview 2: Bullet Bill
Toad is seen talking to Mini Mario in a colorful building with several other mini- toys.
Toad: So why am I here again? How did you go from street, to building? And why are there so many people here compared to the last interview?
MM: You ask too many questions. Any way, 1:I have this cycle called the interview cycle. Here's how it works…Interviewee Co-host Assistant Cameraman1 Cameraman2 SecurityGuard1 SecurityGuard2 SecurityGuard3 FREEDOM!
Toad: So I have to work for you for…7 INTERVIEWS?
MM: Yeah. And if you don't………………..I KIII 'OU!
Toad: …Okay.
MM: Good! 2:I forgot Mario had a theme park named after our popularity and that I could use the house I own there any way I want (e.g. Interviews). 3: They are part of the mini- series like me! They are also helping me on the interviews.
Toad: You do know with them here that you're making a big spoiler when they're s'posed to make an appearance in "Mario VS. Donkey Kong 2: March of the Minis" and that the theme park was also s'posed to make an appearance in the SAME GAME!
A fourth wall (4w) falls and breaks onto Toad's head which leads the saying "Breaking the fourth wall".
Toad: Owowowowowowowow!
MM: You deserved that for thinking that we were to make an appearance in a game! Ugh, anyway the crew members are…: Mini-Peach(MP)Co-Assistant; Mini-Toad(MT)Cameraman3; Mini-Koopa(MK)Cameraman4; Mini-Luigi(ML)Security4.
Toad: Uh-huh. Can we start the interview now?
MM: Yep.
MK: In 3… 2…. 1………
MM: Hello people! Today we interview Bullet Bill!
Bullet Bill (BB) zooms in through the emer. Exit doors , knocking ML down. A cannon comes out of nowhere and BB flies into it, stopping. He then pops his head out and ML pushes the cannon onto the stage.
BB: Sorry.
Toad: S'alright.
MM: Good. Now then, quest.1: I see you have arms, but no mouth, while others are the other way around. Wadadileo BB?
BB: Well, the mouth makes BBs look scarier, while arms help us glide better.
MM: Huh. Didn't know that. Now then, que-
Toad: Hey now! I wanna ask a question to! I wanna I wanna. I wanna I wanna I wanna!
MM: Alright! Jeez!
Toad: yay! Quest. 2:How come Banzai Bill Blaster Cannons are so hard to find?
BB: Well that's because they're so big and strong and powerful! And because of this, every time it shoots a Banzai, it gets pushed back. That way it won't be found. It shoots alllllllllll the way to Dark Land!
MM: Cool! Now onto que- (I keep getting interrupted damn it!)
A blinking red light interrupts Mini Mario.
Toad: Hey, we have a caller!
Toad presses the light.MM: sigh Uhhh, hey there! Got a question?
Goombella: Yes I do! I'm Goombella and my question is…"Exactly what IS the good of being a Bullet Bill if you're gonna get blown up after hitting, well, anything?
BB: Well, any Bullet Bill who can survive a week shows that they have good reflexes and can get spray painted gold. In that spray paint, there are chemicals that can store the endless fuel we live on and turn it into HP, Defense, and Attack. That's also how Bombshell Bills are created.
Toad: Wicked!
MM: Well Goombella if you ask two more questions for the next interviews, you'll get a ticket to heaven! No wait, Dark Land!
MK: "Mini-Mario interviews"!
MM: Ya the place he just said. And you'll be able to ask 5 questions! And if you get 3 tickets you will be the next interviewee!
Goombella: Really? Wow! Well, bye!
The light stops blinking.
MM: Got one more question.
BB: Shoot.
MM: BANG! Heh, heh. Quest.3: What other kind of species/live weapon are your kind closest to?
BB: Bob-ombs.
MM: I assume that's 'cause you both blow up after a certain amount of time?
BB: I confirm your assumption.
MM: Well that's all the time we have for today. C ya! Next time we interview koopa!
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MM: Another late announcement! Once you pick a character you can't change. If you pick a character who's already been interviewed, you won't. If you choose a character that's already been chosen, please put a number beside it.
Toad: the cannon's fuse has been lit!
MM:gulpEnd tran-
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