Interview 5: Boo
In the building that the last interview was in, MM was calculating the money he got every 5 interviews.
MM: Okay now. If I got 6 reviews/comments from beginning until now, and if one review/comment gets me 250$, then 6 times 250$ equals……………..
Toad: You expected me to give you the answer, didn't you?
MM: Yeah. But it's okay I can do it myself. Umm… You know, I'm just going to open the envelope full of money now. I might be a toy/computer/robot but I was one of the rushed ones. Those minis- always seem to end up stupid.
MM opens the envelope to find 1500$ dollars. Goomba, who was behind MM because he was spit shining MM's back, caught sight of the money.
Goomba: -gasp- Can I have a fulltime job?!?
Koopa: Yeah, me to please?!?
MM: Hmm? Oh! Uhh…sure! But I'll only be able to pay you 25$ each until we get around 10000$.
Goomba & Koopa: ….. You…. Are….. A god!
MM: Oh stop!
Toad: Does this mean we'll be able to get some chairs for the audience now?
MM: Yep! We'll get some next interview
Everyone: YEAH!!!!!!
They all jump into the air and freeze. Then some credits for SSMB start rolling. After, they fall to the ground.
MW: …What just happened?
MM: Not sure. Let's just leave it. Now then, Koopa, Goomba, please follow me to the staff board.
Koopa: When did we get that?
MM: Last night after we interviewed Goomba.
The three go to the staff board.
MM: This shows what jobs are or aren't taken. You two are choosing from the 'Interview Cycle'.
The ones that were still on the interview cycle were: Ca-Goomba: I choose Cameraman1.
Hey! I was tr-Koopa: I choose Cameraman2.
It's such a shame you guys can't hear me.
MM: Okay then! Please go to MK and MT for more information.
Dumb and Dumber did so.
ML: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
MM: What the-! What's going on!?!?
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MM: Um, narrator?
Wha? Oh! Um… ML was running around shrieking like a girl because the interviewee Boo was chasing him…. Oh. And MM got hit with a 4w because he spoke to the narrator.
MM: Owowowowowowowow!
Toad: Served you right!
MM: Ugh, anyway. ML! They only chase you because you're scared of them! Stand your ground! (I cannot believe I hired him to be my main sec. Guard!)
ML while running: (Stand your ground. Stand your ground! Stand your ground!!! STAND YOUR GROUND FOR MASTER'S SAKE!)
ML stopped and turned around. Only to be face to face with Boo.
Boo: boo.
ML: OoooOooOooOoHH!
ML fainted. Ha! HA! AHHHHH! SPIDER! –faints-MM: Aeyaeyaeyaeyaey! –Sigh- Let's start the interview.
Koopa & Gommba: In 5…4….3…..2…… (We did it!)
MM: Hello Everyone! Today we interview Boo!
Boo: Wuacamole guacamole!
MM: Sure! Quest.1: Why did you guys always hide or cover you faces when somebody looked at you in the 16-bit ages?
Boo: Well, our kind hate seeing the livelihood because we're dead and they're not. So every time a life looks at us, we'd disappear or cover our face to muffle all death threats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toad: ………………….Uh-huh! Well now, q-quest.2: Are boos their own species, ghosts of dead people, or both?
Boo: Well, we're both. The first boos originated from death. When magikoopas were created, some boos were made by them.
Toad: Which one are you?
Boo: I'm from death you loser!
MM: HA! HA! Here's a new program I like to call "STATS!"! Ev'rytime I interview someone from the RPG game series PM:TTYD who fights, I'll ask them their stats! So, Boo! Koopa! Goomba! What are your stats of your fav. RPG game?
Boo: 7 HP, 3 ATTACK, 0 DEFENSE.
Koopa: 4 HP, 2 ATTACK, 1 DEFENSE.
Goomba: 2 HP, 1ATTACK, 0 DEFENSE.
MM: Hm! Now then, quest.3: Does your species know who Danny Phantom a.k.a. the halfa is?
Take that spider! Ha ha ha ha! HEY! Stop sneaking up on me! Anyway Toad hits MM for making reference to a different category and sub-category.
Toad: Yeah! What the narrator said!…. Aww, dang it all!
You said it! Toad gets hit with a 4w for making reference to the narrator.
MM: Ow! Ha ha ha! Let's answer some phone calls, shall we?
MM, Toad, and Boo all look at the callers machine. Nothing happens. They keep staring at it. Nothing happens. They keep staring at it. Toad and Boo get some wool out of nowhere and make fake beards.
MM: OH, COME ON, DAMN IT! Why the Dark Land aren't there any callers!
Toad: Oh, well! That's to bad!
MM: -Sigh- Maybe you're right.
A light goes on. MM presses it.
Lakitu: Hello! I'm Lakitu and I have a question. Is it true that Boos are shy? And if so, why is this?
Boo: That kinda ties in with the first question. But anyway, since I didn't study my species very well, I only know that boos that are in Boo houses are shy of the living because the livung are usually to scared of those houses. The boos are only shy because they think the living are cool. Any others do what I answered in the first question you-
MM: Well, then! If you've watched any other of me interviews,-
Toad: ( Our!)
MM: You'll know what to do!
Lakitu: I have! Bye!
Light goes off.
Toad: Now then, Today's interview was sponsored by 'Kingdomwide'! "Kingdomwide is glued to your side!"
MM: Yep! And we get payed 500$ to let them sponser this interview! Which gives us a total of…. 2000$!!!!!!!! Okay, before I faint, next time we interview Shy… Shy… Guuuyy.
MM faints. Ha! Ha! AAAAAAHHHH! MILLIPEDES! CENTIPEDES! WORMS! OH MY! –faints-
Toad: He said Shy Guy.
Toad, Koopa, & Goomba: End transmission!