"SQUALL!" Screams Quistis, "How dare you lose after betting me. Do you have any idea what they had me do?" She goes on to tell Him about what they had her do all night.
"So they really had you do that?" asks Squall followed by Quistis nodding sadly. "Who would've guessed that they would've had you fight a Tonberry one-on-one."
Turning around Squall gets hit over the back of the head with a T-Rexaur bone. Waking up several hours later Squall looks around and realizes he's in a Chocobo stable. Suddenly he feels something warm thrown on him. It's Chocobo manure. "What the Hell?"
"This is your punishment Squall. You have to work in the Stables with me."
"Oh yeah Quistis? I'll have you know I can kick you butt. So I'm off to play cards." Reaching for his box he notices that it's gone, "Where are my cards!"
"I have them hidden until you repay me for the trauma I suffered."
"But, but, I need those! I sold my Gunblade for those." Getting onto the ground Squall goes into a fetal position, "C-Card withdraw."
"Get up Squall, You need to get over this card thing. But before that, here." She tosses him a shovel. "People pay a lot for this manure."
"Okay but only until I get my cards back. EWW! Who would eat this stuff?"
"…"
9 am in Selphie's room
"Ugh, My head. What happened last night." Looking on the floor she sees Zell, "AHHH! Zell, what are you doing in my room?"
Opening his eyes Zell jumps to his feet with no shirt on. "What?"
"Oh, my god, what the fuck did we do last night?" Getting out of her bed she pulls the sheet to cover her body and grabs her Nunchaku.
"Wait! Let me explain!" He goes on about what happened and how he helped. "And that's what happened."
"What? I didn't even get a guy! That's it I'm going for a drink." Searching the floor she grabs her dress, "And this time, you're drinking with me."
"But it's 9 am."
"Well it's 9 pm in Timber. To the Ragnarok!"
"Wasn't it crashed by Rinoa?"
"This is the Ragnarok II. Now Let's go!" Grabbing his arm she drags him away, "This time we both get drunk."
Later At The Timber Bar "Hey Zell, how about anudder beer?""Okay Selphie, but first I need to find my pants." Crawling on the ground her finds a pair of pants and throws them on, "I don't think these are mine."
"Zell? Zell, Zelly, Zelly-Poo. Have I ever told you how much I like that tattoo of you's?" Then a Song comes over the air, "Oh! I loves this'un. Come Zelly, let's get down and dirty." Dragging him to the dance floor she begins to dance on his side.
Wrapping his arm around her Zell begins to follow her moves. Soon the song becomes fast and Selphie let's go and begins to jump around, "Whoo, Go Selphie!" Looking around Zell realizes there the only ones dancing, "umm…Selphie? I don't think this is a bar that has a dance floor."
"Your no fun Zell! Anywhere you dance can be a…umm…what was a saying?" Getting on table she dances until she falls over and is sitting on somebody, "Umm, why is you cwying mishter?"
The crying man who she sat on then stood up and grabbed a sword from the corner that was bigger than him, "I miss Aeris…"
Suddenly a man with a clipboard went up to the man, "Umm…Cloud? You're in the wrong story."
"Really?" say Cloud with surprise, "Sorry."
"Aww…He was cute."
"…" Selphie stares at Zell weirdly, "You may have drank a little too much."
"No. Your to drunk to drive, give me the keys."
"What? Your as dwunk as me."
"So wh-what do you suspose ways do?"
"I say we get a hotel room."
"!" Zell falls over to the ground, "Do you mean what I think?"
"Of course zelly-baby, now c'mon." Grabbing his hand she head out the door and down the street to local hotel.
That Afternoon at Seifer's Room
"I don't know what to do Teddy." Proclaimed Seifer, "Rinoa doesn't want to sleep with me again. Don't give me that look Teddy, It wouldn't matter if she was out of jail."
Getting up Seifer wanders around his room, "I know Teddy, she did sleep with me before." Seifer's eyes begin to tear up, "But that was when I was a winner."
"I know, I'll get her the best present ever!" Running out the doors he runs back in, "Thanks for listening Teddy."
"No, No, Thank you." On Seifer's bed lay a man, "But could you please just call me Raijin?"
Back at the Ranch"Have you finished shoveling Squall?" Asked Quistis.
"Yes Quistis, and I finished the artificial insemination. Can I have my cards now?"
"Not yet, first you have to wash the Chocobo's."
Grabbing a bucket and sponge, Squall goes out and begins to wash a Chocobo, "Oh, man, I wish I hand my cards back." While washing the beak Squall noticed something in the Chocobo's mouth, a Card.
"Oh…my…God. This is a GF card. I must have more!" Opening the beak he shoves his hand down. Then the Chocobo ran, "Come back! I must have more cards!"
"W-Wark!" Screamed the Chocobo as he was being chased around the stable.
"I knew I should have quit when I was ahead. Next time I'm just docking his paycheck."