Interview 6: Shy Guy

As audience members were getting into their seats, Toad was giving the staff their paychecks, MM was counting the money he got from the audience.

MM: K now, lessee. 'Cause we only got 23 audience members, an audience ticket costs 50$, 23 X 50$ equals… 1150$ !

Toad: Hey! You finally got a math question right!

Toad opens his paycheck envelope to find nothing. Sucker! I get paid 100000$ a minute. If only that were true.-Starts crying-

Toad: MM! Where's my money!

Koopa: Yeah, mine to!

Goomba: And mine!

Boo: And mine!

MM: Wha? Oh! Right! Sorry Toad, I was in a hurry! An' as fer you three, you 2 just started permanently working as interviewee staff. You, Boo, are just an interviewee worker, not permanent. You, Toad, Goomba, and Koopa all get paid by me not killing you.

MM hands the money to Toad.

Boo: But I'm already dead you P$CN&!VVVVVF()BN&VH$Y!!!!!!!!!

MM: Ohhh… right! Anyway, let's start the interview.

MY: But Shy Guy's not here yet.

MM: Well that sucks. Let's just wait.

9 hours later.

Wiggler in seat 12: Oh, COME ON!!! I bought a ticket to see an interview!

MM: Yeah, he's right. Give me 1 one second, please!

MM runs into the crowd. A few seconds later, he comes back carrying a Shy Guy.

Audience: Yaaaayyyy!!!!

Shy Guy: I don't want to be interviewed!

MM: To bad!

Goomba: 5….4….3….Uhhh, what comes after 3?

Koopa: 2!

MM: Hello, Everybody!

Audience: Hi! Dr.-

MM: If you say Dr. Nick, I'll kill you.

Audience is silent. He's just a toy! HA! HA!

MM: 'Scuse me fer a sec.

Uhh… hey, get away from me! OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!

Toad: Where's MM?

MM: That'll teach ya you muscle less narrator you. Ugh, anyway, today we interview Shy Guy! Mind if I call ya Shy?

Shy Guy: Nope.

MM: Okay then! Que-

Toad: Hey! You already asked him a question!

MM: To bad! I say the audience and callers ask questions for this interview!

Toad: Fine!

MM: Good! Seat 4!

Bob-omb: What do the color of your outfits mean?

Shy: Before they were just for style. Now they show what class we're in, and to sort us into the different areas in Shy Guy's Toybox.

Toad: Seat 19.

Morton Jr.: Wedding cake!

MM: … Alright, who let someone form Lemmy's Land here? Security!

Security takes Moron Jr. and throws him out the window, landing him in Lemmy's Land. Oh, my head!

MM: Ya want more?

…..EEP!

Shy Guy: Shouldn't you get hit by a 4w for speaking to and beating up the narrator?

MM: Shouldn't you?

Toad: Seat 8!

Hammer Bro: What do the classes mean?

Shy Guy: Red-common. Blue-uncommon. Yellow-uncommon. Green-very uncommon. Purple-rare. Black-very rare. White-very rare. Rainbow-legend.

MM: STATS!

Shy Guy: Too lazy to remember.

MM: I can understand that. Callers!

Two lights start blinking on the Callers machine. MM presses the first one.

Lakitu: Hey, Shy Guy, what's the deal with the mask? I mean, what's under it, if anything?

Shy Guy: Like our name clearly states, we are Shy Guys. We wear these masks because we are so fu- uhh… frickin' shy. And as for what's under the masks, I can't tell you. The only non-Shy Guy person who knows is Luigi. And if he tells anyone, we'll hunt him and anyone who's a copy of him down and dislodge their organs one by one.

ML runs out of the building screaming.

MM: Why, oh why, did I have to make him head security!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Toad: Errr… yeah. So Lakitu! Since you just asked your second question, ask one more question any other interviews, you will get a free ticket to be interviewed and get some info on any new programs by mail!

Lakitu: Weren't you s'posed to get three tickets before getting interviewed?

MM: Yeah, but I didn't like that style so this is the new style.

Lakitu: Okay! Bye!

Light 1 stops blinking. Toad throws Shy Guy at the second blinking light, hitting it and making Shy Guy mutter words inappropriate.

Punio: Hi! It's me again! This ones an obvious one. Are their any female Shy Guys?

Shy Guy: Yes.

Everyone gasps. But I'm to smart to gasp. So, ummm… -Inhale suddenly in surprise- Yeah, that's good!

Shy Guy: But they are a lot shyer than Shy Guys, so they call themselves Shy Guys. They are really called Shy Gals.

Everyone: -Gasp-

-Inhale suddenly in surprise-

Toad: Well now, Punio! You just asked your third question! That means you get to be the next interviewee!

MM: Right, living organism! You also get some info on new programs! And, You don't have to go through the 'Interview Cycle'!

Toad, Koopa, Goomba, & Boo: WHAT!

MM: Hey, I don't want to hassle my one of my first-time callers!

Punio: Wow! Thanks, MM! Bye!

The 2nd light stops blinking. The three living organisms and dead man's ghost reluctantly agreed.

MM: Now then! Today's interview was sponsored by 'McClown'! "To-Much-Make-Up-On! I'm Sick Of It!"

Toad: We got payed 1000$ form them! Now we've got… 2650$ !!!!!!!!!!!

All of the staff faints. Ha- nope. Not! Again!

Shy Guy: Hmm… End Transmission!