Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. But, I probably could if I um, bought it. All I need now is a couple hundred thousand dollars, maybe a couple million, and um… does anyone know what else I'll need? Or a couple hundred thousand dollars to start me off?
The New Annoyance
Four hours after the first round of training
"Well, that wasn't so horrible, not for the first time, anyway," Kakashi said.
Mostly everyone had deep cuts and huge bruises on their ankles and shins. Naruto was holding his legs and arms, his arms had become entangled in the mess of ropes once, but surprisingly he wasn't complaining much. Keitorin took a bunch of leaves and ground them up with rocks and some amount of water from a lake, even a bit of dust, and got it into a container. "Hold still, Naruto-kun, this might sting a bit," Keitorin warned.
"Go on. If I'm going to be the Hokage, I'm going to have to be facing much worse things than this," Naruto answered.
She poured the liquid onto his open cuts, and he winced a bit, he bit his lip, but other than he did nothing. Then she wiped away some dried blood and dirt, and poured more onto the open cuts.
"Owwwwwwwwww!" Naruto wailed.
She wrapped him in cloth (don't ask where she got it, it's not important) and went on to Sakura. When she wasn't wailing, she was hissing, whispering nasty things to her, and vise versa.
"Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! That stings!" She screamed.
"Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! My Ears!" Sasuke yelled from where he was sitting.
"Ow! How do you expect me to help you if you keep kicking me? Naruto, I need your help!" With the two of them holding her down, they just barely got her bandaged up properly.
She took the mixture and poured it onto Sasuke's cuts.
"GOD THAT HURTS!" He yelled.
"Yeah, that would be why Sakura and Naruto said 'Ow'! You say it when you get hurt!" She said.
"Just shut up!" Sasuke replied.
She wiped the cuts clean, then said, "Ready? I'm going to do it again."
"No…" Sasuke answered. He bit his lip as she poured it again. "OW! ARE YOU SURE THAT GOD DAMNED STUFF IS HELPING?"
She sighed. "Yes, Sasuke-kun, calm down."
She poured the stuff on herself. She felt herself twitch, because it really did hurt. It felt like pouring burning hot bleach on your cuts. (Not that I've ever done this, I would just assume that it hurts…) She cleaned the cuts, and then poured it on again. Her eyes watered, she bit her lip, she twitched, but nothing else happened.
"See? It does hurt!" Sakura yelled.
"I know that! I'm the one who made it. Don't you think I should know?" Keitorin said.
"Um, well I uh…" Sakura stammered. She then twirled around. "Sasuke-kun, do you want to do something? Just you and me?" Sakura said.
"Hey, Sakura, your face matches your hair!" Keitorin giggled.
Sakura ignored her, and waited for Sasuke's answer. She didn't get one; he just left.
Keitorin ran to catch up to him. Mostly because she didn't know the way home, but partly because she had an idea of how to thank him for helping her.
The two made their way to the house, and Keitorin pulled Sasuke into her back yard.
"What are you doing?" He asked.
"Just shut up and follow me!" She commanded.
Sasuke followed her into her shed. She turned the light on and locked the door. She put the key on the ground. She took out the Teleporter, and pressed the big green button. Instantly, a hole appeared in the ground. But the inside was green! She stepped in it and motioned for Sasuke to do the same. The next thing he knew, he was sitting on a carpeted floor.
"Where are we? Do you know how to get back? What's going on? And where did that hole go? How did it get there? And-" Sasuke demanded.
"Okay, just shut up for a minute! In order, that would be my house, yes, we traveled in time, gone, the teleporter, and if you ask any more questions, I'll tie you to a flag pole. Got it?"
"First of all, yes. Second of all, do you really think you could tie me to a- What are you doing?"
"I said NO MORE QUESTIONS! GEEZ, I'M ONLY ELEVEN! I DON'T HAVE A VERY BIG ATTENTION SPAN, SO STOP TALKING! I'M GONNA ASK YOU A MILLION AND FOUR QUESTIONS AT THE SAME TIME WHEN WE GET BACK, SO STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS! Oh, and this is really fun. It's called DDR. It's actually a pretty good way to train. You have to move your feet where the arrows tell you, and why are you looking at the TV like it's about to explode?"
"Dance Dance Revolution? I'm not dancing."
"Ooh, it's not dancing, it's really fun! Just try it or I won't leave you alone."
"Fine. But if I don't like it, we leave."
Sasuke learned pretty fast, and through the stumbles, trips, knocking over lamps and other various breakable objects, they both had a concussion.
"Ow… That was really weird, Keitorin-ch- uh, Keitorin!" Sasuke was in the kitchen with an ice pack over his head. They had stopped because they both had injuries from Sasuke's falling. He would keeping doing one thing, and then trying to do all the arrows in about two seconds!
"I'm not the one who made you do it!" She said.
"Yes you were!"
"No, I asked you if you wanted to try it. You could have said no."
"What about, 'Try it or I'll annoy you'?"
"Well, nobody said you had to believe me!" She defended, giving him a wide grin.
"You're really, really annoying!"
"So I've been told. Anyway, we should get going now. It's past 5:45."
Keitorin pushed the red button on the teleporter. A red hole appeared, and they went through it.
"Bye Sasuke!" Keitorin said as he left.
"Hn."
Okay, this was a really bad ending, but I've read fanfictions that had endings that made no sense, so live with it. The DDR thing was a bit uh, outside the box, but guess what I was doing earlier. Nope, you're wrong! I was doing DDR! What else could I have been doing? (Rhetorical question!)