I was watching One Piece the other night, and this thought suddenly occured to me. obviously, it's to the tune of everyone's favorite Christmas carol, 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.' so, enjoy!
Chopper the Blue-Nosed Reindeer
Chopper the blue-nosed reindeer (Reindeer)
Had a very bright, sharp mind (Like Einstein)
And if he ever used it (Not that he doesn't)
He'd fix you up in no time (Like a doctor)
All of the other reindeer (Reindeer)
Used to laugh and call him names (Like smarty-pants)
They never let poor Chopper (Chopper)
Join in any reindeer games (Like Monopoly)
Then one foggy winter day
Doc H. came to say (cough, cough, cough)
'Chopper, with your mind so bright
Won't you cure my cold tonight?'
Then how the reindeer loved him (Loved him)
As they shouted out with glee (Hooray!)
'Chopper the blue-nosed reindeer (Reindeer)
You'll go down in history!' (Like Gold Roger)