Disclaimer: I don't own any of the X-Men characters. They belong to Marvel. However...I do own Ellen.
A/N: FYI: Ellen is my OC director. She is a mutant and her powers are this: she can control electricity and shoot it from her hands, and she can absorb all kinds of electrical shocks, etc.
The entire X-Men: Evolution cast was sitting around in some warehouse.
Suddenly, with a burst of electricity, the doors burst open and a girl with brown hair and brown eyes wearing blue jeans and a yellow short sleeved shirt comes in. Everyone stares at her for a few seconds before she begins to get uncomfortable and asks, "Why are you guys staring at me? You're creeping me out." When she said "guys" she meant it, for they were all staring at her.
"Uh, who are you?" Ray asks timidly.
"Well, Ray, I'm Ellen, your director," she answers sweetly.
Everyone groans.
"Oh no! We've already done that one too many times!" Scott states.
"I beg to differ," Ellen glares at Scott and shoots a bolt of electricity at him.
He screams like a girl, in which Ray demands, "The hell?"
"SCOTT!" Jean yells in horror completely ignoring Ray. Ellen rolls her eyes and shocks Jean too.
"Now, is anyone going to say you're not going to be in the play?" Ellen asks sweetly. The cast shakes their head. After a moment of silence, she adds, "Oh and I only shocked Jean because I hate her."
Everyone nods their heads in approval, for they all hate Jean, too.
"Now, moving on," Ellen begins, "the co-director will be...Ray Crisp!" She smiles and looks over to Ray, who is grinning happily.
"Hey, does Ray get to be the co-director?" Bobby groans. Ellen glares at him. "Because I like him and he's cool and I could go on...but I won't. Do ya have a problem?" Bobby shakes his head vigorously.(1) "Good. Now, Ray, there's a director's chair over there," she points to a chair with his name on the back.
Ellen clears her throat, looks down at a clipboard in her hands, and continues, "The part of Elizabeth Swann will be played by Amara, and Sam, that makes you William Turner." She walks over to them and hands them scripts.
"Young William Turner will be played by Remy. Naturally Young Elizabeth Swann will be played by Rogue.(2) Of course, Forge will have to make you two the appropriate age with his aging machine."
Rogue groans, but says nothing.
"Captain Jack Sparrow will be played by Gambit. I wanted him to have two parts so ner," she says happily.
"Oh, good. I gets two parts," Remy chuckles.
"Pyro will be Norrington. Logan will be Governor Swann. Bobby is Murtogg, which makes Roberto Mullroy."
The guys roll their eyes and groan.
"Pietro gets to be Pintel. Lance is Ragetti. X-23 will play Anamaria. Jean and Taryn are the maids."
"Why couldn't you give us better parts?" Taryn asks all snobbishly.
"Because I hate you both and wanted to give you crappy parts," Ellen responds without looking up from her clipboard. "Caliban will be Koehler. Warren will be Twigg. Bo'sun will be played by Sabertooth. Alex is Jacoby."
Alex gives her a look and says "Who is that?" Ellen just hands him a script and says, "It's in the script. Figure it out."
"Grapple will be played by Kurt. Any comments, Kurt?" she smiles and looks up. Kurt shakes his head after a moment.
"The pirate who knocks out Will is going to be played by Duncan. The professor gets to be Mr. Joshame Gibbs."
Xavier sighs.
"Mr. Brown gets to be played by Blob. And no, Fred, you don't actually get to be drunk."
"Aw man!" Blob mutters.
"Kitty you'll be Scarlett. Piotr will play Cotton. Sorry Piotr, but in the next parody, there'll be a Kiotr pairing," Ellen smiles sweetly at Kitty and Piotr.
"It is alright. As long as it is not a Lancitty pairing," Piotr responds knowingly.
Ellen shudders at the thought of Lancitty. "Don't worry I would NEVER let there be Lancitty in one of the parodies I will direct."
"Now moving on," Ellen continues, "Wanda will play Giselle. The anonymous girl who almost drops a jug of liquor on Will is gonna be played by Jubilee."
Jubilee shrugs.
"Now the fat slut who tries to hit on Will is going to be played by Mystique."
Sam twitches and backs away slowly from the crowd.
"Are you calling me FAT?" Mystique yells.
"Yes because you are," Storm mumbles.
"I HEARD THAT!"
"I KNOW! THAT'S WHY I SAID IT!"
"Um, should we stop them?" Ray asks as he suddenly appeared next to Ellen, who was watching the two adults fight.
Ellen nods her head and says, "I would like to get the casting over before the set gets destroyed..."
Ray and Ellen send bolts of electricity at the two fighting women.
"Now, can we please get on with the casting?" Ellen asks calmly.
Mystique nods her head and Ellen continues.
"Dani will play the mother of the baby. And one of Forge's robot things will be used for the baby. The woman that gets chased by Jacoby will be played by Tabitha."
"Um...alrighty then.." Tabitha blinks.
"Toad, Evan, Mastermind, and one of Jamie's clones will be the prisoners in the jail along with Rahne who will be the dog. Toad is the one who speaks. The caller of the guard dude will be played by Scott."
Scott comes out of the fetal position and points to himself with a questioning look on his face.
Ellen ignores him and continues. "The officer who doesn't agree with everything Norrington says is played by Mesmero. Lt. Gillette will be played by Juggernaut. Beast will be the Harbor master with Jamie as his assistant."
Ellen flipped through the pages for a second before adding, "And the steersman on the Dauntless is gonna be played by Nick Fury. Mallot will be played by Paul. The rest o' ya will be townspeople or anonymous pirates."
The cast breaks up and gets ready to got home. Ellen sighs and walks to the directors chair and leans on Ray's. "Oh this is going to be SO much fun," she says sarcastically.
"You're the one who decided to direct it," Ray reminds her.
Ellen raises an eyebrow and says, "Well, I'm gonna go home now so bye." With that she gave him a little kiss on the cheek and hurried out the door.
Ray slowly raised a hand to his cheek and smiled. "Today was a good day," he murmured.
(1) If you've ever seen X2, just imagine the nod Bobby does after Logan asks him if he's ok, only in he shakes his head.
(2)I just HAD to add at least a little Romy in here...hehe.
Well...I'll update when I get the chance! Bye bye now!