In the back of the Mini-Golf course

"Okay so let me get this straight." Proclaimed Irvine in a voice unlike his normal, "I have to get Squall from Quistis, get him back here AND get him off his card addiction?"

"That about covers it." Came a voice from the shadows, "and if you complete this I'll give you your own mini-golf island."

"Hmm…face Quistis and get my own island or stay put and run my shop." Irvine pretended to ponder this for a second, "I choose to not do it."

"If you don't do it I'll fire your ass."

"Who the hell are you to fire me." As he says this, the figure comes out of the shadows, "Xu!"

Stepping forward Xu looks like she hasn't smiled for years, "Yes it's me, as you can see I can give you orders." Looking over his shoulder she walks closer to him, "being Second in the garden and Leader of the Seed assassins group has it's advantages."

"But weren't you fired for attempted murder?"

Punching Irvine she stands over him, "attacking someone with a pillow is hardly considered attempted murder!"

"It is when you stuff it with rocks!" Screams Irvine.

Glaring at him she brushes her hair away from her eyes, "anyway, It's all in the past now we have more impor…"

Interrupting her Irvine blurts out, "weren't you accused of killing the headmaster?"

"That Bastard Had it Coming…I mean, err…no!" Handing him an envelope she starts toward the shadows again. "Those are your funds for the mission use them well."

Walking towards the exit Irvine stops, "crazy Bitch."

Zell and Selphie at a Bar

"So do we really need to drink again?" Asks Zell.

"Well, yeah." Says Selphie, "you seem to lighten up when you drink even if your tolerance to it is low."

Walking to The Bar Zell and Selphie each order a beer as they begin to drink Zell already begins to feel it. Looking around they see a variety of people, Seeds, Garden Cadets, Soldiers, etc. Looking over to the end of the bar they see Edea drinking with Quistis.

Walking over to the Selphie say, "Well look who is it…it is I mean."

Looking up Edea smiles, "well if it isn't Selphie, drunk as ever I see." Looking at Zell, Edea laughs, "and you've been recruiting."

Zell stands up straight, "She's nots been rechrutings anysbody…you bish."

Walking by a random man is talking to a hamster, "What's that boo? I should spend all my money on b33r and porn?"

Excuse the interruption but I have to mention that that is in reference to the megatokyo online manga to which I am a great fan. Visit it at up Quistis starts to shout, "That damn Irvine! He took Squall before he could work off the debt he owes me!" She begins to cry, "Now I have to pay back the damages at the ranch…That Squall caused!"

Selphie points to Quistis, "She okay?"

"She's just upset. So upset that her blood-alcohol level is now an alcohol-blood level!" Waiting for a laugh Edea notices no ones laughing. "Well we can't all be stand-up comics."

"I'm not drunk!" Standing up Quistis falls face first on the ground. She begins to cry. Standing up again she falls to Zell and they both head to the ground, "I never knew you felt this way Zell."

Looking up Zell is Wide eyed, "What!"

"Hell yes! Threesome!" Selphie says as she jumps in the air. Grabbing them both by the hand she head to the door, "See ya Edea!"

Taking a sip from her glass Edea stands up, "I need to find Seifer."

A few Hours earlier

Irvine arrives at the Chocobo ranch and starts to look for Squall. "Where is that bastard. I gotta find him quick so I can get back to golfing."

Walking around Irvine sees Quistis and quickly hides, "I can't let her see me yet."

Quistis, walking towards the stall is getting fed up with Squall and begins to talk to herself, "I can't believe Squall has already cost me 100000 Gil! When he's done shoveling I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind."

Sneaking by Quistis Irvine walks into the Chocobo stalls and sees Squall. "Squall there you are, we need to get out of here."

Seeing Irvine Squall unties a Chocobo that was hanging from the ceiling. "Why?" Walking up to Irvine Squall shows him a deck of cards, "and they're all Chocobo card! I'm never leaving this place."

"I guess I have to resort to this," Pulling a card out of him pocket he ties it to a stick. "Do you want it?"

"T-That's my card, it even has my picture on it."

Grabbing squall he ties him up to a Chocobo cart and sits in the back waving the card in front of him. "Now…Mush!"

Running after the card Squall pulls the cart as fast as a Chocobo, "NEED CARD!"

Seeing the cart go past her Quistis runs after it but soon run out of energy, "NOOOOOOOO!"

To the Fans of this:

I don't really know why you like it but the fact is the people do. I'm running out of idea so the story might only go to 10 chapters. If you wish it to go longer you might have to give me ideas.