Interview 8: Piranha Plant

As the audiences were getting to their seats, MM was talking to Mario and Luigi.

Mario: So what-a do you want-a us to do-a?

MM: I want you to make a large pipe leading out of the stage so that our next interviewee Piranha Plant can get here!

Luigi: What-a do we-a get in-a return-a?

MM: Mario gets interviewed after Piranha Plant!

Luigi: But what-a do I get-a?

MM: … I thought you were just Mario's servant!

Mario: DUMB-a servant-a!

MM: Right! Dumbservant.

ML and Luigi: We are NOT Dumb!

MM and Mario: RRRRRiiiigggghhhhtttt!!!

Luigi: Oh, but! Yiu- stu-I QUIT!

Luigi stomps out of the building. MP walks up to MM.

MP: Who was that?

MM: Who was who? Anyway, think you can do it, Mario?

Mario: Of course-a!

Mario goes into a random manhole and some noises can be heard from underground. In a few seconds a pipe pops out where the interviewee chair would be.

MM to Toad: You're paying for that!

Toad: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! WWWHHHHHHYYYYYY MMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Why me, why me, why me, why me, why me, why me, why me, why me, why me, why me, why me, why me, why me, why me, why me, why me, why me, why me, why me, why me, why me, why me, wh-

MM: ANYWAYY… All the interview cycle is now banished! It's too hard to keep it in check! That means Boo can leave! Also, MDK, MK, MT, and MW are all fired!

Boo: Thank you you ugly robot, you!

Boo disappears, his soul now truly h-- wait, this is an interview show, not a story!

MDK, MK, MT, and MW: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MMMMMMMMMM-

Mario: All-a done!!!

MM: Good!! Now take your seat in the audience!

Mario takes a seat in seat 5. Piranha Plant pops out of the pipe. POP! Goes the Piranha Plant thatcanbiteyourheadoffandripyourarmsoffandsuckoutyourorganslikeavacuum!!!

MM: I trust you made it here without any problems.

Piranha Plant: -Slurp- Oh yeah! But –Drool- I have this strange craving for pasta from the –Slurp- smell of the pipe.

Mario: A-heh, a-heh, a-heh!

MM: Okay, then! Let's get this show on a roll!

Koopa: In 50, 40, 30, 20, 10, 00!!!

MM: Hello and welcome to Mini-Mario Interviews! Today, my co-host and I interview Piranha Plant! Please give him a warm welcome!

Piranha Plant: -Gurgle- with some ketchup, too!

MM: …

Toad: … I'm bored!

MM: An' I can't think of any questions! Let's let callers and the audiences ask the questions! Seat 7!

PP's wife: -Slurp- Whatdya want for dinner tonight?

PP: -Drool- How 'bout the Toad family beside ya!

PP's wife grabs the Toad family and runs off to cook them into Mush Toast, Shroom Roast, and Fried Shroom. Toad curls into a ball and sucks his thumb.

MM: Seat 4!

Luigi: You-a suck-a, MM!

MM pushes a random button that opens a trapdoor under Luigi's chair.

Luigi: OWOWOWOWOWOWOWowowowowow…..!!!!!

MM: Unlike last time, that trapdoor is filled with Piranha Plants who have syrup, oil, and lotion with them!

Mario, who was just beside the trapdoor, takes a camera and starts videotaping Luigi being Eaten in cooking ingredients to sell on Tbay.

( Whenever you see this writing, it's the author. I don't really think Luigi's dumb, it's just the actions he does and his cowardness.)

MM: … … Our audience is stupid today! Let's go to some callers! 3 callers today!

Toad, who stopped sucking his thumb, pressed the first light.

Yoshi: Yoshi!

Toad: Hi, Yoshi!

Yoshi: Hawwo! Me got question! Do Prany plant color symbol anything?

(To Yoshi's user, Yoshi's (The Species) tongues aren't very good in speaking English. And their English vocabulary isn't good either. I'm NOT making fun!)

Piranha Plant: -Slurp- Yes! Some red mean fire, blue means thunder!

Yoshi: Oh!

MM: Yoshi! If you ask a question anytime in the future, you will be interviewed!

Yoshi: Oh, wow!!! Bweye!

The light sops blinking. Toad presses the second light.

Crystal King: Hi! I'm Crystal King!

Audience: OOOoohh!!!

Crystal King: You know Ray-kura Kura? He was just my nickname! Anyway, my question. How come your species is easily put to sleep?

Piranha Plant: -Drool- If you mean in the N64 version of us, then it's because of the music when Mario is near us. You know, that lullaby song?

PP gets hit by a 4w. Don't speak of games you were in!

Piranha Plant: -Gurgle- Ow!

Crystal King: So, because I asked a question as Ray-kura Kura and as myself, I need to ask 1 more question to be interviewed, right MM?

MM: Right! You're the exact opposite of me!

Toad: So, he's smart and you're stupid?

MM: You're the exact opposite of me to!

Toad: … Sure! Bye, CK!

CK: Bye!

Second light stops blinking. Hee, hee, hee! NN stupig$

MM: Before we get to our last caller, PP! What are your… STATS?!?

PP: -Slurgle- 15 HP, 9 ATTACK, 0 DEFENSE.

MM: Strong! Let's go to our last caller!

MM pushes the third light.

Punio: Grrrrr, it's me again, you gross Puni abusers!

MM: What's your question?

Punio: Rrrr, I have 2! 1.!: How many types of Piranha Plants are there?

PP: -Drourp- 2: Red/Fire and Blue/Thunder.

Punio: An' 2.!: How could you describe the taste of a robot. –Snickers-

PP: -Drourpgle- Quite good, actually! I want one right now!

PP jumps out of the pipe and chases MM around the building.

MM: AAAAHHHH!!!!!! Curse you, Punio!!!!!!!!!

Punio: Now I have gotten my revenge for you making my sister and I get tortured!

Toad: … Punio, if you ask 4 more questions, you'll become a permanent member of the audience!

Punio: 'Kay! Bye!

Third light stops blinking. MM, MP, MY, and ML is seen running away from PP.

Toad: Next time we interview Mario! Toaday's show was sponsored by "Macadamiea!" "Trust the Macadamiean caressment!"

PP: THE ROBOTS ARE TOO FAST! I WANT LIVING ORGANISMS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Koopa, Toad, Goomba, and most of the Audience: END TRANSMISSION!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(To Punio's owner, sorry about the savageness Punio's been in. The show just needed another twist. M'kay? Kay!)