Chapter 5: This is complete B.S.

Seifer's room a few days later

"I just don't get it." Proclaimed Seifer in a rage, "Why doesn't Rinoa like me?"

"STUPID!"

Taking Fuujin in his arms Raijin hugs her, "You are so right Y'know." A few seconds later Raijin was on the ground, "OH MY GOD! You broke my arm!"

"RAGE!"

Suddenly Raijin jumped up, "I'm feeling completely better now Y'know."

"Umm…guys?" Said Seifer as he tapped Raijin on the shoulder, "Were here about me and my problems."

"Sorry we got a little Carried away Y'know."

"APOLOGIES!"

"Well anyway I have a plan. With my expert Gourmet Skillz I shall make the ultimate dish. So what I need from you are certain ingredients." Pulling out a couple pieces of paper he hands one to each of them, "I need you to gather these items."

Raijin's Read:

Malboro Tentacle

Tongue of a Red Dragon

Grendal Leg

Ice from Shiva

Torch Lit by Ifrit

Blood Of Diablo

Salt

Pepper

Fuujin's Read:

Lettuce

Tea

Oregano

Cheese

Beef

Chicken

Raijin begins to step backwards, "T-That's not fair Y'know."

"ANGER!"

"Uh, I mean leave it to me Y'know."

Starring at the two he gets out of bed and begins to dress, "Since I don't trust either of you I hired people to escort you." Whispering to them he tells them who they work with.

"WHAT! I have to work with Ward? He's fatter then I am Y'know!" Grabbing his shirt he steps over to Fuujin, "Who works with you?"

"KIROS, EDEA."

"That's so unfair Y'know. I have all the hard stuff."

Seifer gets up, walks to Raijin and slaps him, "You're my bitch and you'll do what I say!"

Zell's room

Waking up Zell rubs his head, "Ah, damn, I got drunk again." Reaching over to get his shirt he feels something soft. Looking over he sees Quistis and jumps out of bed. "Damn! What's going on?" Walking out of his room he heads to a kitchen.

Entering the Kitchen Zell sees Selphie cooking with nothing on but an apron. Turning around she waves, "Hi."

"S-Selphie! Your completely nude!"

"She looks down, "Hey! I have an apron on. Besides," She grins, "Your not wearing much yourself."

Looking down he notices that all he has on is a bed sheet, "Shit!" Running back too the room he comes out with pants on. "What the hell is Quistis doing here and why aren't you still asleep? I mean you had more to drink than any of us."

"Oh that? I mostly drink non-alcoholic beer."

"WHAT!"

"Duh, how else would I be able to drink so much?"

Interrupting the conversation Quistis steps out of the room, "What happened last night?"

Selphie, grabbing Zell and Quistis starts to head to the room.

"What are you doing?" asked Zell.

"We have work to do."

"Worked?"

"Your endurance is horrible, you need work."

Quistis, just coming around notices the other two with her, "Holy shit! I'm getting laid."

Irvine's Miniature golf course

"Can I have my card now?" asks Squall.

Getting out of the cart Irvine turns to Squall, "Oh that? It's a fake." Throws the card on the ground, "I needed you out of there."

"C-card?" Crawling over golf balls, "Why would you make a fake of such a wonderful artifact."

"Okay listen you dumb-ass. You need to stop playing cards."

"But I need them."

"How The hell am I gonna get you off of them?"

"Oh cards…You're my only love."

"God damn squall get laid…THAT'S IT! You need to get laid.