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Disclaimer: Don't own PotC, don't own my BFF Kirsten (if you're reading this, HI!), only own myself (Tori). Yeah.

Tori and Kirsten walked along the deck of the Black Pearl, talking. "So," Kirsten said, "that

was a clever thing you did, with the blanket. What posessed you to do it is what I want to know,

though."

Tori nodded. "To be honest, I don't really know. I just wanted to see if he was dependable, I

guess. Dependable is one of the things on my list."

Kirsten looked confused. "What list?" Tori smiled. "My list of things to look for in a guy. I

wrote it down somewhere, but I've memorized it, so..."

Kirsten raised an eyebrow. "I'm almost afraid to ask, but I'm going to anyway. What is it?"

Tori grinned. "He has to have first name Jack, last name Sparrow..." Seeing Kirsten's puzzled

look, she added "I'm only joking. The real thing is, number one, he has to be kind to me. Number

two, he has to have a great sense of humor. Number three, he has to be adventurous and daring.

Number four, he has to be dependable. And number five, he has to be totally hot. As of now, I've

crossed out all five for him. Soooo..." She trailed off.

"Where are we going? Looks like Port Royal!" Kirsten said. Elizabeth walked up behind them.

"Right you are! You two have been wearing those horrible clothes for too long. We're going to

get you some proper clothes, dresses and corsets and all that..."

Tori and Kirsten looked at each other, horrified looks on their faces. "CORSETS?" they

echoed, terrified. "I'm too fat to fit in a corset!" Kirsten cried. "Well, I thought I was too, then I

went to the Medieval Fair!" Tori said. Elizabeth looked confused. "Never mind," Tori sighed.

Tori, Kirsten, Elizabeth, Will, and Jack walked into the dress shop. The walls were painted

pale purple and lined with gorgeous dresses, every color. Elizabeth walked up to the desk.

"Emily?" she asked the girl standing there. "Elizabeth!" Emily said. "So good to see you! what do

you need today? A new wedding dress, maybe?"

"Actually, I don't think William and I will be married anytime soon. I need dresses for these

two. Victoria and Kirsten," Tori and Kirsten stepped forward. Emily took their measurements and

led them over to the first rack of dresses. They both found dresses there, Tori's dark red,

Kirsten's pale blue.

"Now, we need to get you some corsets, don't we?" Emily said. "Ehhh, no?" Tori tried to get

herself out of wearing the uncomfortable undergarments. "Too bad!" Elizabeth said. "Yes, they

need corsets."

After being painfully squeezed into white corsets, stuffed into dresses, and feet pinched into

shoes to match the dresses, the girls walked out, looking gorgeous. Will's mouth dropped open

at the sight of Kirsten, and Jack grinned upon seeing Tori. "You look beautiful," the men said at

the same time. Elizabeth whispered to Emily, "On second thought, make that two wedding

dresses,"

Tori looked at Elizabeth, puzzled. "What? We're not engaged!" Elizabeth smiled. "It may be

sooner than you think."