Disclaimer: I don't own KotOR(Wish I did P).
Bastila's Interview
Bastila: Welcome to 'Bastila's Interviews', and today, we have Juhani the "cat Jedi"
(Juhani comes in scratching like hell)
Bastila: Juhani, what's wrong?
Juhani: It itches!
Bastila: Whatever, first question: What went through your mind when you struck down your Master, Quatra?
Juhani: Oh…it itches like mad! (scratches like non-stop)What did you say? I didn't hear you-Eek!
(Juhani scratches until her skin nearly tears and dashes out of the room)
Juhani: I've…got…to go …get a…bath!
Bastila: sigh…what's this itch? (Bastila scratches her leg)it's spreading! Juhani had fleas and some of them got onto meee! (Runs out screaming hell)
(Revan steps in)
Revan: Due to unforeseen circumstances that even the Force could not predict, 'Bastila's Interviews' will be cancelled for now. Stay tuned next week for more right here on the Galactic Rimless Channel! XD
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This is really short, cause I was just starting on this. Will do longer ones the next time, I promise! >.