It was 5 pm, and most of the officers in the office had wandered off, leaving only Roy and Riza. Riza had her face close to the bit of paperwork she was working on. Roy got up suddenly and crossed the room. Riza didn't look up, but simpley said, "Colonel, I know you're not done." Roy simpley hugged Riza round the middle. She gasped, taken by surprise.

"C-colonel!" she stammered. Roy grinned.

"You're always so formal." said said in her ear. He kissed her neck.

"Colonel...Please...Don't..." Riza begged, her voice fadding slightly. Roy undid the buttons on her coat. It flumped softly to the ground. Roy pulled her a bit closer, giving her a kiss, brushing his hips across hers slightly. A blond head appeared in the doorway.

"EW. COLONEL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Ed yelled. Riza reacted first, pulling her gun from its holster, and aiming it at Ed.

"Whoa. Whoa. Calm down. Don't shoot." Ed said, coming in, hands held aloft.

"Fullmetal. What do we owe this visit to?" Roy asked smoothly.

"The report." Ed replied, dropping a packet of papers on Roy's desk. Roy scanned the first page.

"Interesting FullMetal..." Roy said. Ed turned to leave. "Wait." Roy said abrubtly. "You mentioned a...short girl?" he said, tapping the page.

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A figure was outside the window, standing nimbly in a tree. It was a short girl, about four foot in height. Her curly black hair was pulled back, fastened with a silver ribbon at the nape of her neck. Her hair cascaded down her back, catching on the ties of her dress. Her dress was black and long. It laced up all four sides, front, back, left and right, limiting all mobility. She simpley stared in the window. 'Just doing my job...' her mind said. She watched the Colonel, a bit a annoyance showing in her face.

Shadow crept through the branches of the tree. Suddenly, as if by magic, another person appeared. This one was male; pale with black green hair that greatly resembled a palm tree. He wore a skort, a a cropped sleeveless turtleneck.

"Still staring at that Colonel and his dipshit Lieutenant of his, Greed?" the boy asked. The girl didn't reply.

"You don't need to give me the cold shoulder y'know." the boy said, quite persistant to get Greed to talk.

"Can it Envy. I'm trying to listen." Greed snarled at him.

"Fine, fine." Envy said. he sat down on the tree branch, moving his dangling legs back and forth. Watching humans was the dullest. Greed could tolerate it. Probally because she was such a new homunculus...Envy gave Greed a sour look. This went unnoticed by Greed, for she had her full attention on the office.

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"What about her?" Ed said rudely.

"Who is she?" Roy asked, looking over the edge of the paper.

"From what I can tell, a homunculus."

"Let me be clearer, FullMetal. Which one?"

"Er. Greed. I think."

"Thank you. You may leave." Ed scurried off. Roy set the papers down and look at Riza's desk, expecting to see her at work again. She'd left already. Figures.

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A/N: EEE! Sorry for not writing. Scold me if you will. More soon! And yes. IT WILL BE SOON! I have it written already. STARTING TYPING NOWW.