Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. But, I probably could if I um, bought it. All I need now is a couple hundred thousand dollars, maybe a couple million, and um… does anyone know what else I'll need? Or a couple hundred thousand dollars to start me off?

The New Annoyance

So Temari went with them to practice. She was very excited when they got there and she saw them training with Takai Kara Nawa, she said that this was the kind of stuff that she was good at.

Sasuke went; he missed once out of one hundred times.

Keitorin went; she missed three times out of one hundred times.

Naruto went; he missed six times out of forty-eight times.

Sakura went; she missed six times out of forty-eight times.

Temari went; she missed six times out of twenty-four times.

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As time went by, Keitorin dyed all her pink dresses yellow because blue didn't go with pink, started wearing her hair down, and started spending time with Temari.

One time at Ichiraku the two girls got on the topic of boys.

"So, Keitorin?" Temari started to tease her. "Do you like Sasuke, or do you like Sasuke? Is he just someone you have a good time with or is he-"

Keitorin was a nice shade of red. "Oh please, Temari, what, are you in second grade?"

"Well, excuse me for trying to find something to talk about!"

"Why don't you find yourself a friend to hang out with, Temari?"

"Well, I was kinda thinking…" Temari bit her lip. "What do you think of Kiba?"

"Oh, he is so cute!" Keitorin put her hands together.

Temari looked at her strangely. "Kiba?"

"Well, no, Akamaru. Well, he is!"

Temari looked at her even more strangely.

"Well, Kiba, anyone who owns Akamaru has to be at least a little cute, right?"

Temari kept looking at her.

"Well, he's really nice, he's got Akamaru, he's friends with Hinata, and he- Oh, speak of the devil. Hiya Kiba-kun!" Keitorin said suddenly.

Kiba sighed. "No, Keitorin, I won't pay for your Ramen. Last time I did that, Sasuke got pretty mad," He plopped himself down on a chair two spaces away from where the girls were sitting, smiling slightly.

"First of all, who says every time I am nice I need money? Second of all, hello there Akamaru!" Keitorin walked over to Kiba and started to play with Akamaru. "And third of all, did Sasuke really get mad?"

"Ugh, did I say that? I meant, he uh, he, well, he… Chikushou, I've got such a big mouth!"

Keitorin giggled. "Okay, come on Akamaru, Kiba needs you to make sure he doesn't screw up anymore!"

"Like he helps!" Kiba muttered.

"Anyway, Kiba, this is Temari, and Temari, that's Akamaru the Great, and the dork that beholds Akamaru the Great is Kiba,"

Kiba smiled in greeting.

Keitorin bent down and whispered something to Temari.

"Kiba, can I borrow five dollars? I'll pay you back, I came without money," Temari was trying, and failing, not to blush, and Kiba handed her a five dollar bill, also blushing. Temari couldn't see this, because he was looking at the floor, and he couldn't see her blushing because she was looking at the floor.

"Here you go, you don't need to pay me back," Kiba mumbled.

Temari sighed and handed the five dollar bill to Keitorin.

"What the- Hey!" Kiba shouted, grinning.

"Who says I'm nice every time I want to get money? I can be mean, too!"

"Fine, just don't tell Sasuke, okay!" Kiba said in a quiet voice.

"Don't tell Sasuke, what?"

Kiba jumped and turned around. "S-S-Sa- wha? Naruto?"

"No, really, what?" Naruto asked, confused as ever.

"Nothing…"

Naruto shrugged and sat down on the edge nearest to Keitorin. He drummed his fingers impatiently.

"Waiting for someone?" Kiba teased. Hinata had only told him twenty thousand times.

"Yeah, I'm a bit early…" Naruto answered.

"Just how early, Naruto?" Keitorin asked. She noticed that Temari was now talking to Kiba.

"Uh, fifty minutes…"

"What?"

"Well, I didn't want to be late…"

Keitorin sighed. "Temari, come on." Temari didn't follow her. "Temari! You have four ponytails, it's not going to be very hard to drag you by at least one of them!"

"Okay, coming, Keitorin!" Temari quickly got up and followed Keitorin after waving a goodbye to Kiba.

The two girls made their way to Hinata's house. On the way, they ran into Sasuke.

"Ohayougozaimasu, Sasuke!" Keitorin stopped short, causing Temari to bump into her.

"Ohayougozaimasu, Keitorin! Gu-tenmorugen, Temari!" Sasuke said.

"Oh, Keitorin I wanted to ask you if we-"

"Keitorin, come on!" Temari poked.

"Okay, just a second, Temari!" Keitorin said.

"Must I remind you that Naruto showed up fifty minutes early for a date with Hinata, and we have to help cause this is our best friend, and you want everyone to know Hinata's your best friend rather than Sasuke's your boyfr-" Keitorin put her hand over Temari's mouthto prevent her from finshing the word.

"Okay, Temari, coming!" Keitorin whirled around and yelled, "Isaimendan, Sasuke!"

The two girls stopped at a valley to gather pink flowers, and about fifteen after they left the Ramen Shop later they burst into Hinata's house. Hinata didn't even start to get ready.

"Hinata, what are you doing? You should be getting ready!" Keitorin scolded.

"What? Oh, for m-my d-d-d-d-date?" Hinata choked the word out. "Can't I just go in what I have on now?"

"No! Hinata, you do look lovely in what you have on now, but when you go on a date, you're supposed to wear something nice!" Keitorin said smiling, but slightly exasperated.

"Well, Keitorin, you always go on your dates with Sasuke in what you normally wear," Temari smirked.

Keitorin elbowed her in the stomach and hissed, "That's not a date, a date is preplanned between a boyfriend and a girlfriend; what I do with Sasukeis a spontaneous meeting between two friends, got it!"

"Well, I've seen you kiss once or twice!" Temari smirked even wider.

Keitorin blushed and wheeled around. "Listen, Temari, if you want to live, I suggest you stop talking!"

"Why, are you going to send Sasuke to beat me up?"

"No!" Keitorin grinned. "I'll get Kiba to do it!"

Temari instantly frowned. "You see, that's not funny."

The girls fought like that while Temari did the same procedure on Hinata's left strand of hair as on Keitorin's still pink hair. Keitorin did the make up and they got her a black dress that covered up her feet and sleeves that went ¾ of the way down her arm. When they were done, they stepped back and admired their work. She looked beautiful in her black kimono dress thing (slightly dressier than a normal kimono) and her left strand of hair dyed pink.

"Wait, Hinata, one more thing!" Keitorin took a pink satin piece of fabric from her dress pocket and tied it around Hinata's waist. She made a pretty, decorative bow in the back.

"I don't know where I got it from, I think it may be from a toy or something I had when I was very young… Anyway, I don't need it, not now anyway," Keitorin smiled.

"Oh, th-thank you, K-Keitorin-chan, I'll t-t-t-take as much c-care of it as I can," Hinata smiled at her friends in gratitude.

Okay, the ending was just sweet, or least I thought so. Does anyone know what time it is? 2:10 in the morning. Wow. My life is really sad. Because I have absolutely nothing better to do at 2:11 AM on a Saturday night, right?