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Bastila's Interviews VI
Bastila: Welcome to the sixth episode of 'Bastila's Interviews'! (Thinks to herself, "We're lucky we made it to the sixth episode.) And today we have… ohmygawd! Are my eyes going? Today we have… Canderous…(sighs)
(Canderous walks in holding his heavy blaster)
Bastila: Hello… um… what ARE you going to use that blaster for?
Canderous: To shoot you down if you're gonna ask me any ridiculous and worthless questions.
(Bastila flinches but quickly regains her posture.)
Bastila: Okay… Question number 1: What is it like being a barba- I mean, Mandelorian?
Canderous: Did I hear you say barbarian?
(Canderous readies his gun)
Bastila: Hey… let's not be too hasty! Just answer the question!
(Canderous lowered the blaster)
Canderous: It feels great when you crush some pathetic cringing life-form that begs for mercy everytime you start staring at it.
(Bastila sweatdropped.)
Bastila: Okay… Question number 2: Will you ever go for an anger management class?
Canderous: WHAT!
(Canderous readies his gun again and aims it at Bastila)
Bastila: I knew we would have to come down to this.
(Bastila turns her lightsaber on and flourished it.)
Canderous and Bastila start fighting it out it studio. While the audience were running for dear life.
(Revan pops in)
Revan: This ALWAYS happens when Candeorus is around… Last time, he almost killed Mission because she asked him, "Why are you so dumb?" Well, this is the end of another interrupted episode of 'Bastila's Interviews'. And next time, we'll interview the interviewer herself, Bastila!
(Bastila and Canderous are still fighting.)
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A/N: Haha... Canderous can keep fighting Bastila all day long and it'll never end. R&R:)