Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. But, I probably could if I um, bought it. All I need now is a couple hundred thousand dollars, maybe a couple million, and um… does anyone know what else I'll need? Or a couple hundred thousand dollars to start me off?
The New Annoyance
The three girls started walking to the Ramen shop, with Hinata absolutely beaming.
When they arrived, they met a chorus of Naruto-Kiba-Sasuke. They all turned and gaped at Hinata.
Hinata blushed and Keitorin led her into a chair next to Naruto. She then plopped herself in a chair next to Sasuke.
Naruto, still flushed, ordered two bowls of Ramen. He started to talk to Hinata and everyone pretty much lost interest.
Sakura and Ino came and looked around a bit. Ino reluctantly sat down in the opposite corner from Naruto. Sakura sat next to Sasuke and shot death glares at Keitorin.
"Waiting for someone, Ino?" Kiba asked confused.
"Well, other than for you to get your nose out of other people's business, yes, I would say that I am," Ino said.
Kiba fell silent for a moment and then continued talking to Sasuke and Keitorin and Temari, and even Sakura.
Suddenly Keitorin jumped up, and more of a way to give Naruto and Hinata more privacy, she said, "Come on, let's train!"
She walked off. She knew that if she left Temari and Sasuke would follow her, and Sakura would follow Sasuke, and Kiba would follow Temari. Maybe she should walk off a cliff and see what happened…
Everyone followed except Ino, but she looked around, and realized she was the only one left with Naruto and Hinata, so in a flash she was behind Kiba.
They practiced sparring and accuracy, and they had this organization thing. It would be Keitorin against Temari first, and then it would be Ino against Sakura. It would be Sasuke against Kiba, and then whoever wins next will face whoever.
Keitorin and Temari (FYI, I stink at writing fight scenes, so I will try my best.)
Temari smiled at her best friend. She knew exactly who would win, even if Keitorin wouldn't admit it.
Temari got her fan out. "Don't you let me win, Keitorin!"
Keitorin smiled. "Just because you're the Kazekage's sister? Not today, Temari!"
"Okay, ready… GO!" Shouted Kiba.
Keitorin grabbed her shuriken, and she threw them at Temari. She easily blocked them with her fan. She looked up. She was throwing shuriken again. Temari blocked them again. She felt herself get thrown forward and she gasped.
"Keitorin?" Temari saw Keitorin in front of her and behind her. She threw a kunai at the one in front of her and she saw it turn into a log.
"Hmph. If that's how it's going to be, fine!" Temari wheeled around and sent a gust of air at Keitorin, who got blown into a tree. But Keitorin landed against the tree on her feet. She bounded off the tree towards Temari and she kicked the fan out of her hand.
Temari gasped. Keitorin turned and faced her. She had now activated her Sharingan.
"Okay, Temari, ready for a little taijutsu?" Keitorin asked smiling brightly.
Temari was a bit frightened. She never really practiced taijutsu, and now she was going to pay for it.
Keitorin moved, quick as a flash, and used the Shadow Leaf Dance, which she made Sasuke teach her. She weakened it of course, but the result was still Temari losing. Sasuke smiled because he taught her the move. 0:)
Keitorin gave Temari her hand, both were panting for breath. She took Temari and sat her by a tree.
"Just because I promised not to let you win didn't mean you had to let me win, Temari! I'll train you, okay?" Keitorin said frowning.
Temari frowned. "My brother usually does the fighting; I guess I really do need to train."
Sakura and Ino (Lots of Substitution Jutsu like at the Chuunin exams but I couldn't think of many other things that Sakura was good at)
Sakura frowned. She couldn't beat Ino in a taijutsu fight.
Ino smiled. She had this made. She already had Forehead Girl scared. Although, this would be hard. Their rivalry ended when Ino started to like… someone else, only yesterday.
"Okay, Sakura, don't hold back!" Ino smiled.
"I won't if you won't!" Sakura said, still not smiling. Oh great, this is one of my only chances to impress Sasuke-kun and I have to fight against Ino… Maybe since we're friends again she'll let me win?
"Ready, and, BEGIN!" Kiba yelled loudly.
The two came at each other with kunai in hand. Sakura threw her kunai at Ino who amazingly caught it.
Ino threw her kunai at Sakura and she dodged it. Ino frowned. She was fighting so desperately, probably for Sasuke that she would definitely lose. Ino threw her kunai and Sakura dodged them. At least she's doing something right.
Sakura tried to calm down. She focused and jumped into the air and did hand seals for the Substitution Technique. Ino took the bait and pelted it with shuriken. A branch fell down.
Ino spied movement near the bush and threw kunai knifes at it. It turned out to actually be a leaf. She heard rustling behind her and threw kunai and shuriken at it. It tuned out to be a log. This went on for about three or four more minutes.
"Chikushou, Sakura, stop it! I barely know what you look like anymore!" Ino shouted, frustrated.
Suddenly Shikamaru came flying at her. "What? Shika-"
Ino fell to the ground as he kicked her. He placed his foot on top her face so she couldn't move, and in a puff of smoke, she saw Sakura.
"What? I- You- Beat me! But you- he- T-t-transformation J- Sakura! You- I- That was actually pretty smart!" Ino was really flustered.
"I thought that would work!" Sakura said cheerfully.
"Ooh, wait till I tell Shikamaru who you have a crush on!" Kiba mocked.
"K-K-Kiba, you-!" Ino was boiling mad and flames were shooting out of her eyes.
Kiba fell over in fear and covered his head with his hands. "I-I was j-j-just kidding, Ino-sama, p-p-p-pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaase don't hurt me!"
(Sasuke and Kiba)
"Ready, set… GO!" Keitorin yelled.
Sasuke and Kiba both grabbed their kunai and threw them.
Sasuke used Phoenix Fire Jutsu while Kiba was working on Beast Human Clone Jutsu.
The result was one Kiba flying at Sasuke and another Kiba trying desperately to get out of the wall of flames that was building up around him.
Sasuke started to use taijutsu on the other Kiba. (Akamaru)
Kiba was kicking dirt up in an attempt to smother the fire. When he had at least made it smaller, Kiba cried out to Akamaru, who instantly turned before Sasuke could do anything too bad.
Akamaru and Kiba had both shown signs of a struggle, and Sasuke was starting to feel faint from excessive use of chakra.
Kiba and Akamaru both turned and smiled evilly at Sasuke. (Gulp!) "Piercing Fang Jutsu!"
Oh, Chikushou! Sasuke thought. He took a deep breath and thought, thought… He used Clone Skill, to at least confuse them.
The two split and went for the different Sasukes. One killed two Sasukes with one stone and they both disappeared.
Sasuke felt searing pain throughout his body, predominantly in his arms and legs. He involuntarily kicked and to his relief it made contact. He heard a yelp and fell heavily to the ground.
"Akamaru!" Kiba yelled. Akamaru was out cold, due to the hit to his head Sasuke gave him.
Kiba stood and faced Sasuke, realizing quickly that he was an octave weaker than he was with Akamaru. Sasuke came up to him and dodged the few kunai and shuriken that were coming his way.
Before Kiba knew it, Sasuke was right in front of him.
Sasuke delivered his powerful Lion Combo to Kiba.
Kiba was lying on the ground panting heavily.
Sasuke fell to his knees and was really out of breath.
Sakura ran up to her beloved Sasuke and knelt in front of him. She would have hugged him, but he was bleeding a lot from the damage Piercing Fang Jutsu had done.
"Sasuke-kun, are you okay!" Sakura shouted.
"Sakura! Don't scream, I'm right here, I can hear you. I'm perfectly fine, now go away!" Sasuke said exasperatedly.
Kiba opened his eyes and saw Temari hovering over him. "Kiba, you're okay, right?" She gave him a hand and he accepted it.
"Yeah, I'm fine. Where's-?"
"Akamaru? He's here!" Keitorin chirped. "He's unconscious, but fine."
"Yeah, I know, because if he wasn't you be having a fit!" Kiba said smiling.
"True, true!" Keitorin said. She brought him over to Kiba.
"Sakura, stop it!" Sasuke yelled loudly.
"Ooh, but Sasuke-kun, you're hurt!" Sakura yelled back equally loud, if not louder.
Keitorin sighed. "I'll be back in a second."
"What, gotta go save your boyfriend?" Temari giggled.
"You be quiet!" Keitorin warned.
"What are you, my brother?" Temari asked.
Keitorin paused. Didn't she mean mother? But then she remembered that her mother was …deceased. Keitorin opened her mouth but she didn't know quite what to say. She closed it and left, leaving an awkward silence. She hoped Temari wouldn't be hurt, but she figured that anything she said would have made Temari feel bad, like an idiot, or make her feel like an idiot, which would just lead to awkward silence, anyway.
"What's wrong, Sasuke?" Keitorin asked with a hint of weariness in her voice.
"Absolutely nothing!" Sasuke cried.
Keitorin looked at him harshly. She grabbed his arm gently and a huge gash appeared. "Sasuke…"
He looked at her innocently. "Oh, hey, I didn't notice that… K-Keitorin what are you doing?" Sasuke flinched as she reached into her bag.
She poured the evil liquid into his cuts. Sasuke bit his lip and was moaning by the time she got to being almost done.
"The next time you get so scratched up you gotta stop it, Sasuke, or you could end up bleeding to death!"
"At least I didn't stab myself like Naruto…"
"The day you do anything like Naruto is the day that I die!"
Sakura was enraged. "Hey, Sasuke-kun, I have something for you!" She chirped.
"Sakura, I- Yikes!" Sasuke was wide eyed and there was fear in his eyes. Oh, Chikushou, this is not going to end well… For me!
Sakura pulled Sasuke toward her and kissed him.
She pulled away and smirked at Keitorin. "Well, what do you say to that?"
Keitorin death glared at the high and mighty Sakura.
Kiba was absolutely shaking with fear and anticipation. "She's gonna blow! All hands on deck! All hands on deck! A gust of wind coming off the port bow! All h-" Kiba was cut off by Ino's hand over his mouth.
"Kiba, what are you doing?" Temari asked.
"She gawna bwoe!" He shouted through Ino's hand.
The two girls just ignored all this.
"Well, Haruno Sakura, do you know what I think about that?" Keitorin said slowly. Venom was dripping from every word, every syllable that came out of her mouth.
Sasuke backed away to the safety of about ten yards away from the pissed off girls.
"Well, do you know what, Marukomu Mesuinu? DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW? I WANTED SASUKE TO LIKE ME HALF AS MUCH AS HE LIKES YOU SINCE I WAS LIKE SIX! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK! I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK! GO BURN IN THE DEPTHS OF JIGOKU! I HATE YOU! I WANT YOU TO DIE!" Sakura exploded.
"To that I say you are putting a death wish on yourself," Keitorin stepped forward with her Sharingan activated.
Okay, that was a bit long but a lot of it was the fighting and I assume most of you skipped through that part.