Heyo! 'Tis us again, but it is…-superhero music- SIRIUS'S DAUGHTER! YAY! Now, unfortunately, we can't do dialogue form. -tear-

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"Oh yeah…"

Maddie Randem looked at her sister, Savannah Randem, and said, "I think it's time for a…"

"FLASHBACK!"

--FLASHBACK--

On Christmas morning, Maddie was awoken by her sister jumping on her stomach with a square box under her shirt.

"I'M A SQUARE!" she squeed. Maddie grabbed a circle box and shoved it up her shirt.

"I'M A CIRCLE!" she squeed.

"SQUARES LOVE CIRCLES… I mean…TRIANGLES…I mean…I LOVE YOU SISSY!"

"AHHHHH THE HUGS, THEY BURN!"

All that time, the girls in the dormitory were watching this with their mouths hanging open. Hermione had fallen off of her bed laughing. Maddie sat up and said, "Wait. I thought you were in Slytherin!"

"I AM in Slytherin! DUN DUN DUN!" Savannah yelled. "SLEEPOVER!"

"YAY! WHY ARE WE YELLING?" Maddie yelled.

"CUZ IT'S FUN!"

"OH!"

They then looked at each other and squeed, "TIME FOR PRESENTS!"

All the rest of the girls squeed and ripped into their presents. Savannah rose from her pile of wrapping paper with a big, open box. Then she said the only quiet thing she had ever said in her entire life: "Chocolate and chocolate chip cookies…SQUEE!"

"NOOOOOO!" Maddie yelled. "Who gave them to you!"

Savannah looked at the tag and read, "'To Savannah, from…A SECRET ADMIRERERERER! COULD IT BE DRACO! DracoDracoDracoDracoDracoDrac…"

She stopped because the rest of the girls except Maddie and Hermione squeed at the mention of Draco.

"NO! HE'S MINE! RAWR!" she said, doing her best dinosaur impression.

Then Maddie yelled, "I GOTS MONEYS!"

That sent everyone into a frenzy to find the money that they had been sent. When they all found it, everyone looked at each other and yelled, "SHOPPING SPREEEEEE AT HOGSMEEEEEEEEADE!"

HOGSMEEEEEEADE

After shopping for quite a while, all the girls rounded a corner to see a very strange sight: Harry was holding Ron at arm's length, screaming while Ron was making kissy faces at him. As the girls watched, their eyes wide, Ron stopped making kissy faces long enough to say, "I love you Harry! Why won't you KIIISSSS MEEEEE?"

At that, Savannah let go of all reason and fell to the ground laughing while Maddie stood staring, then said, "That's a knee slapper!" and slapped her knee, laughing.

At this, Harry looked at them and screamed, "HEEEEEELP MEEEEEE!"

The girls just laughed and walked away, with Maddie dragging Savannah, who was still laughing, by her shirt. When she stopped laughing, she stood up, brushed the snow off of her, and acted as though she hadn't been dragged through half off the village. Then she walked into the nearest shop with everyone following her. She and Maddie walked up to the counter.

"Hello. May I ask you your names?" said the cheerful, preppy cashier, unaware of what he had just unleashed.

"There are some who call us," Savannah paused, and moved her eyes about the room. "Tim?"

The cashier looked at them, and they left.

--END FLASHBACK--

"Oh my God!" Draco said. "What was THAT like to endure?"

"Something like this," said Savannah, and she and Maddie immediately reenacted the scene, with Maddie as Harry and Savannah as Ron. Draco screamed and clutched his eyes.

"I DID NOT NEED TO SEE THAT AGAIN!" Harry yelled.

"Oh yeah," Ron said, and started chasing Harry around the compartment.

A/N: TADA! This chapter had ended. We have no clue if this story shall ever have a plot, but it's FUNNER THAN CRAP TO WRITE!