"DISCO!" screamed Savannah. Suddenly, mad disco music came out of nowhere and everyone broke out in rabid disco dancing.

"Ron, no dirty dancing!" yelled Harry.

"Aw, poop."

"Try Draco." said Maddie.

"Ok" Ron skipped off towards Draco…

"I FLIPPING HATE YOOOOOOUUUU!" Draco screamed at Maddie.

"DRACO! I'LL SAVE YOU!" Savannah launched herself at Ron, shoving him through the window. "Oopies."

"Oh my. Ron's still there! He's on the windowsill," said Hermione, peering out of the window.

"Anyone willing to grab him?" asked Harry. Everyone turned to stare at him. "Didn't think so."

"MAD DISCO SOME MORE!" Maddie shrieked.

"WOOT WOOT!" said everyone in the compartment, jumping up and down repeatedly to The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage by Panic! At The Disco.

"Savannah, are you ok?" asked Draco, leaning over her.

"Yep. I head banged too hard."

"Oh. Ok then." He helped her to her feet and they continued to disco.

McGonagall, who for some mysterious reason was on the train, burst in and said, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

"We're having a mad disco party." Maddie replied, without ceasing to disco.
"AND WHY WASN'T I INVITED?"

"You want to disco? THEN DISCO, BABY, DISCO!" screamed Harry.

"You know what this reminds me of?" said Savannah.

"THE FIRST AND FINAL ANNUAL HOGWARTS HALLOWEEN DANCE IN THIRD YEAR!" everyone screamed.

"Flashback!'" sang Maddie and Savannah.

-----------------------------------------FlashBACK---------------------------------------------------

"OMG, I'M SOOOO NERVOUS!" Maddie screamed. She was going with…one of the Weasley twins, nobody knew which one.

"But you look GORGEOUS, dahling!" Savannah cried. Savannah was going with Draco, of course.

Maddie, serious for once, finished putting on her red silk dress without messing up her bun and lip-gloss. She slipped on her white angel wings and black strappy sandals and sat on her bed to wait for Savannah, who had been helping her get dressed. Savannah was wearing a white peasant shirt with red lace crisscrossing across it. She was also wearing a black skirt that reached her knees and boots that ALMOST reached her knees. Her hair was in a loose ponytail with big red bows and a strand of hair hanging down on each side. She had on black lipstick and glittery black batwings.

"I'M BAT WOMAN!" Savannah yelled, striking a pose.

"I thought you were gonna be a vampire!" Maddie said, confused. She scratched her head to show it.

"I know," Savannah said, taking off the wings and flashing her dental fangs. Maddie shrugged and they went downstairs where George (apparently, this was the twin that was taking Maddie) was waiting for Maddie. He was a devil in a tuxedo. He grinned at Maddie, then they walked out, with Savannah running after them screaming, "WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEEEEE!"

When they got to the Entrance Hall where Draco was waiting for Savannah, dressed as the vampire Lestat (if you're clueless, read Anne Rice's 'The Vampire Lestat).

"You look lovely," Draco said gallantly, offering Savannah his arm. They walked into the Hall, followed by George and Maddie. About halfway into the dance, some slow song came on, and all the couples got up to dance. George and Maddie were dancing sort of awkwardly, as George had a pitchfork attached to his belt. As Maddie looked up at him and he looked at her, they slowly began to lean towards each other. Just as their lips were about to meet, Fred screamed, "GO PEEVES, GO!"

Cackling, Peeves swooped above all of the couples and undid the net that, up until now, had been completely invisible against the dark ceiling. At once, thousands of water balloons filled with cream cheese came down on the students, covering them with the goopy stuff. Maddie slowly wiped the cheese away from her face and hair, turned to George, grabbed his pitchfork, and chased after Fred, screaming, "RAWR! YOU GET BACK HERE YOU BLOODY COWARD! I'LL GNAW YOUR LEGS OFF, FREDRICK WEASLEY! GRRR!"

"WAHHH! THE NIGHT HAS BEEN RUINED!" screamed some random person, and with that, complete and utter chaos erupted. Girls ran around like headless chickens, screaming. Guys stampede over one another, falling and slipping. Ron was running around with the girls, screaming and crying about the cream cheese that covered his pink frilly dress. In the midst of all of this, Savannah and Draco were oblivious, still dancing to some slow song.

"THIS IS NEVER, EVER HAPPENING AGAIN!" McGonagall shrieked as cream cheese dripped off of her nose.

End Flashback

"That was good fun," Savannah sighed, plopping back down on her seat.

"That was MADDIE screaming that she wanted to gnaw Fred's legs off?" Harry said, confused. "I thought it was McGonagall."

"No. I NEVER use abuse as a punishment!" McGonagall said, drawing herself up and sniffing. She then stood, bid them good day, and walked off.

"I still wanna gnaw Fred's legs off 'cause of that, " Maddie said, her eye twitching. At that moment, Ron jumped back into the compartment and chucked the music player out of the window. At that, Maddie jumped up and began chasing Ron around the compartment, shrieking, "RAWR! YOU GET BACK HERE YOU BLOODY COWARD! I'LL GNAW YOUR LEGS OFF, RONALD BILIUS WEASLEY! GRRR!"