A/N: Yesh, I'm back every one XD…

I feel like writing… and I had an idea after reading Hibiscus-sama's Review XD…

So uhh…. Yeah… I'm Very happy that every one is liking my story so far .

Well enough Rambling from meh XD… and lets get on with the Fan fiction!

Oh by the way, on my Live Journal, I gave a reviewer reply to every one, so you might want to check that out if you have time XD…


Damn BoA…so freckin catchy…

Disclaimer: I do not own almost any thing in this chapter, no I'm serious, I don't… I think even Fire Emblem gets mentioned once…

Note: This chapter is going to get Horny, TRUST ME …


Akirie and Ryuho Zala, Twin's of the Representative of Orb and co-Ace pilot of Zaft, will probably see the scariest thing in life today. It had been almost a week since they asked there mother about the 'affairs'. They haven't said words at the dinner table, fearing that there mother will doing something horrible to them.

Ryuho Zala, getting some of his computer smarts from his Uncle Kira, was sitting in front of the terminal again. He was interested in this game called, 'Maple Story'. ((Good game, trust me)). He gave a small chuckle, him and his cousin made some joke about Horny Mushrooms, since he just got to 'touch' one. His emerald eyes widen when he noticed his sister was online.

"Hey Akirie… Wanna hear the joke Gaius and I just thought off?"

He messaged her through the whisper, so it would just be him and his younger sister talking.

"Sure… Just make it fast, Avian and I are doing that Second Black Bull quest… Damn Land of Deed! Damn curse eyes!"

The Elder Zala chuckled as he read what his sister typed, heck, he could even hear her curse from her room.

"Hehe, Good Luck, Any ways, I touched a Horny Mushroom"

Nothing came up for a second, he even thought he heard some more cursing from his sister.

"Sorry, got jumped by a whole bunch of Cursed eyes…"

"…."

His sister didn't say any thing.

"YOU TOUCHED A HORNY MUSHROOM?"

He laughed, he even thought he heard her scream that from her room, wait till their Mother and Father get on there case.

"I did, It was… Horny XD.."

A Burst of laughter came from both him, and his sister.

"I know the perfect question to ask Mother and Father…"

And our twins are yet scheming again… Leaving The Two clueless cousin's out of this.


Dinner time came, no one said any thing. The Mother and Father didn't even bother to say any thing, ever since the first question, it got creepier, and creepier. But tonight, might be the creepiest…

"So… How were your days…?"

Athrun started, he knew the silence was killing both him and Cagalli. He could tell be Cagalli when she kept chewing loudly.

"Good…"
"I touched a Horny Mushroom…"

Athrun and Cagalli nodded, not catching the 'Horny' part. "So, how was it?" Cagalli asked, chewing a bit quieter since we they were all talking now.

"It was Horny…"

Ryuho and Akirie tried to suppress the laugh when they saw the most hilarious faces on there parents.

"Shit what the! Crap! I mean… Gah… I mean… GODAMIT!"

Cagalli cursed when she heard this, "What the hell have you two been doing?"

While the twin's started to laugh there asses off, they didn't notice there Father getting up, and shutting and locking the door that would probably be the only way out to freedom. He than came back over, and wrapped an arm around Cagalli's waist, bringing her to his chest.

"Athrun! What the Fu---"

Cagalli wasn't able to curse, when she felt Athrun dip his hand down the front of her pants, into her panties, and he groped her 'woman hood'.

"Athrun! You sick Horny Bas---"

She was cut off when she felt his hand starting to rub against her sensitive skin gently. She smacked her lips together, but wasn't able to hold in the moan. Athrun smiled, he moved his head to her ear, and gave it a rough lick.

"Let's show the kids… real Horny…"

Akirie and Ryuho dropped there forks as they watched the scene unfold out in front of them. "Oh god…" "I think I'm going to be sick…" The turned away, but couldn't ignore the noises coming from behind them.

"Ryuho…"
"Yeah…"
"Shoot me…"

Akirie went over to the corner of the kitchen, and huddled in there. She started to play around with magnets that were attached on the fridge. They had many of her Favorite Anime Characters, like, Sesshomaru from Inuyasha, Ichigo, Rukia and Kon from Bleach, and a lot more she bought endlessly at Anime Conventions.

Ryuho on the other hand, went over to the other corner. He brought out his Nintendo Game Boy Advance SP from his pocket, and turned it on. He started to play Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones, while putting the sound on full blast so he could ignore the parents.

After a while, they would think there parents would stop. Heck, they knew they learned there lesson, but there still going.

One thought came across both of there minds.

"Damn Horny Parents…"


A/N: LOL! I used the term Horny in that so much… I think I went over the Teen Limit XD… Let's hope not…

Oh, the Maple story jokes came from My Friend and I XD… We thought it was funny when we saw Horny Mushrooms…

Any ways, Yeah, Hopefully I'll get a new idea soon Hehe…

R&R!

Oh, yesh, if you have a question, or just want to talk to me, hit my LJ! And we'll talk! .…

Ja For now!

And damn I knew Athrun and Cagalli were Horny XD…