Chapter 2: Sugar & Coffee and Boston Tea Party
Here's Chapter 2. Period 2. What will happen with everyone and their teachers?
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Period 2
Akatsuki
"Hello,hello,hello,hello! The name's Mitarashi Anko! SUGAR & COFFEE! This is Exploratory! SUGAR & COFFEE! OMG,OMG,OMG,OMG! CALM DOWN, PEOPLE! LOOK A MONKEY!" Anko screamed and literally threw herself against the wall. She then started talking about chickens then llamas then guppies. Anko threw huge bags of sugar at students, which knocked some kids out.
"BIRTH DEFECTS!" She screamed and then she showed a whole slideshow of birth defects. She stopped clicking the button and went to eat a whole bag of sugar and a drink a whole jar of coffee. The birth defect showed a VERY disgustingly ugly kid. The students screamed. Anko then dropped the button and the slideshow showed a picture of Kisame. Everybody screamed even louder except the 12th graders.
"Who's that ugly guy?" asked Kisame.
"Gee, I don't know. Considering that he has blue skin, small eyes, and gills? Doesn't it ring a bell?" Deidara exclaimed sarcastically.
"Nope. Not a clue." Kisame grinned. All his friends were like, "OMG..." Except for Tobi and Zetsu. You can hear Tobi talking to Zetsu in the background.
"Zetsu-san! Don't eat that guy! You'll have HIV! Then AIDS!" Tobi screamed. Zetsu had just eaten a student that was knocked out.
Period 2
Sound Nins
"Class. Settle down. Ok. I'm Ibiki. Anyone want to introduce themsleves?" introduced Ibiki.
Kin replied, "Me!"
"Ok, Kin. Introduce yourself to the 10th graders, not me."
"Ok! I'm-"
"Good! I think they're all sleepy by now. Let's sleep."
"But they don't look sleepy. And I'm not finished!"
"Just look at 'em, Kin! Look how tired they are!" The 10th graders looked fine. They are all staring at Ibiki.
"Whatever. I'll teach you guys everything I know about History." Ibiki moaned. He wrote stuff on the board. He turned to the kids after he's done.
"Now write this down. This is all I know. And it will be on a test this week. After you're done, you can sleep." Ibiki pulled out a pillow from under his desk.
"Wait!" screamed Hana. (Yes, she's here. So is Kabuto and Kankuro.)
"What now!" Ibiki whined.
"Where's OUR pillows?" she asked.
"Oh, reach under your desk. There's pillows everywhere under those desks." Ibiki explained. Everyone reached under their desks, pulled out the pillow, and wrote down what was on the board. Here's what's on the board:
Boston Tea Party
-Held in Boston
-They had tea
-It was a party
Civil War
-It was Civil
-A war
Manifest Destiny
-Manifesting someone's stupid destiny
-people traveling someplace
"What the hell is all that?" Dosu questioned.
"Hey! Watch your mouth! NO ONE...can cuss in here. No bad words should come out of anyone's mouth in this class." Ibiki explained. He sat down and missed the chair.
"Fuck! What the hell happened to this fucking chair!" Ibiki got up, laid his head on his pillow and fell asleep already.
Genins
Lunch
Naruto and Sasuke ran up to each other.
"Naruto!"
"Sasuke!"
"Naruto!"
"Sasuke!"
"Naruto!"
"Sasuke!"
"Shut up!" Kiba yelled. He threw food at Sasuke. Sasuke, getting really mad, threw food towards Kiba. Kiba dodged, it hit Lee, Lee threw food at Sasuke, Sasuke dodged, it hit Hinata, Hinata wasn't mean, but she was now all sticky. So Ino just gave her some food to throw at Lee. She threw it and it hit Shino.
"Gasp! I'm so sorry, Shino-kun!"
"...Shino?" Kiba asked, slowly walking towards him. Shino turned really fast, scaring Kiba and the others. He got carrots in his hands.
"I'm usually a calm person." Shino told everyone. Everyone sighed in relief, thinking he's going to let that on slip. But then they were shocked when they heard him scream, yes, scream, "FOOOOOD FIIIIIGGHHTTTTT!" Food was being tossed EVERYWHERE. Gaara used his sand barrier and his third eye thing to look around. Spaghetti hit the eye.
"AAAHHH! I'M HIT!" Gaara screamed. He then got pissed and desert coffined a lot of people. Some teachers came to stop everything. After being lectured by Shizune-san(Ms.Shizune), they all left for third period.
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That's period 2! I wanna be in a Naruto food fight! T . T Anyways, chapter 2 was supposed to come out way earlier, but I accidentally deleted it! But it's here, so...yeah. Kinda short, so I'll make the P.E. class longer. Which is chapter 5. Wait for chapter 3, though!