Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. But, I probably could if I um, bought it. All I need now is a couple hundred thousand dollars, maybe a couple million, and um… does anyone know what else I'll need? Or a couple hundred thousand dollars to start me off?
Keitorin's chibi
(Keitorin answering her chibi)
People thinking
People talking (did I really have to put this up here?)
Me being annoying
The New Annoyance
Keitorin and Temari walked back in silence.
This is… scary. Keitorin- silent. I never thought I'd see it. Temari thought.
The little chibi inside Keitorin's head (like inner Sakura, but less Sakura) was crying her eyes out.
You should have apologized! T.T
(No, it's his freaking fault!)
Don't give me attitude! It's because of me that you ever got to be with Sasuke:(
(No it's not! I did the opposite of what you said.)
And that was helping! Now I'm going to help you again. Go back and apologize! ;)
(No!)
Why:(
(Because! I don't-I don't know why, really. Something's holding me back.)
Oh, I know what. Your conscience… '-.-
(I thought you were my conscience?)
No, no, I'm more like- the cool, preppy, devil side! 0:)
(What! I guess that you're the loudmouth!)
Kinda, yeah! But I'm funner:P
(More fun!)
Tch! Tomato, potato! -.-
(Ugh, that's potato, potato!)
You bore me. Ugh! It's that pesky thing again. :(
(Huh?)
A vision. I'll send it to you. Ready:P
"What? No, not-" Keitorin said the last part out loud. She saw a red light and fainted. Fortunately, Temari caught her. (A/N: Shino, Kiba-kun, are you hearing this? Temari caught her.)
"Jeez, Keitorin, you have a hard time walking home, don't you!" Temari said. Temari had quite a time brining Keitorin back, because she was only a few pounds lighter than Temari, and she was not used to carrying people.
Thankfully, someone came walking down the path, someone Temari had never seen before. "'Scuze me, but can you help me out?"
What a wrong person to ask! Just Temari's luck that she had to happen upon Konoha's number one lazy ninja!
"Um, I have to-" Even Shikamaru didn't have the heart to make up an excuse. He saw a fairly pretty girl who was, he put into consideration, from Suna, and Keitorin, Sasuke's girlfriend (as far as he knew, anyway). Well, it wouldn't hurt to stay away from Sasuke's bad side, and they are both pretty attractive… "Alright, I'll help."
Shikamaru lifted Keitorin from Temari's struggling arms. It's a good thing for the both of them that Keitorin's so light… But still, this is not how I planned on spending a chunk of my life. "How troublesome…" Shikamaru mumbled under his breath…
"What? Were you talking to me?" Temari asked politely.
"No, no, um… She lives here, right?" Shikamaru asked.
"Yes. Arigato, um… Sorry, I never seemed to catch your name," Temari said courteously.
Shikamaru smiled as Temari opened the door for him. "That's because I didn't throw it. It's Nara Shikamaru."
Temari realized she didn't introduce herself and did so promptly. "Temari of the Desert. And would you like to stay for tea, Shikamaru?"
Shikamaru was about to say no, he couldn't, but then he realized that no act of chivalry should go unrewarded.
"Alright, sure," Shikamaru said, laying Keitorin on the couch.
Temari took Shikamaru to the kitchen. They sipped their tea. Shikamaru was happy. He missed out practice that Ino had requested. Fine by him, Ino was acting weird lately. Girls…
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(Uh, where am I?)
Shut up and watch:(
(Jeez, okay!)
Keitorin watched as she was suddenly in a pew in the church. Her chibi was sitting next to her.
Oh, I love weddings!
(Sssh!) She noticed that she didn't have to think to her chibi. She could say the stuff out loud.
Hey, calm down, nobody can hear us! '--
A bride and groom went up the aisle, normal as any wedding Keitorin had attended.
That's you!
(What?)
And that's Sasuke! .
(It is?) Keitorin said happily. She noticed her excited tone and then said (Uh, I mean, it is? No, it-)
You know that when you have a vision, it's gonna come true. ;)
(Well, this one won't. I- I'm mad at him.)
Pfft! No you're not. I live inside your head, remember? '--
Keitorin knocked her chibi over the head.
Hey, that hurt:(
(Good!)
Keitorin watched as a bunch of ANBU ninja, not from Konoha, crashed through the ceiling.
(Hey!)
Keitorin looked to her chibi, who was sitting with her feet on the pew with her legs crossed munching on a bag of popcorn.
(Hey! Stop it! Don't you see?)
Sh! This is the good part! It's the part where the fight starts!
(Fight?)
Yeah, but at the end you- just watch! --
They watched as the fight began.
"Hey, look who crashed the party!" Naruto said.
Ooh, that was lame… '--
"You had better not be talking to me, Naruto!" A voice came from behind them.
Lamer… '--
"Kakashi, fashionably late as usual…" Keitorin turned. (Not the Keitorin sittin' in the pew gettin' bugged by her alto ego, the future dream one)
YOU PEOPLE ARE SO LAME!
Keitorin (sittin' in the pew) turned to her.
Eh, hehehehe… no offense… 8D
(Yeah, whatever…)
"I wouldn't miss it Keitorin," Kakashi answered. He was leaning on the side of the wall, and they could see Tsunade and a little boy at the entrance.
(GAH! He's got that book in his hand!)
GAH! DIE BOOK! HOLY UNCHI! THE MAN'S LIKE, MARRIED! YOU THINK HE'S GOT IT SO MUCH HE WOULD HAVE FINISHED THE THINGS BY NOW! GAH! I- Keitorin hit her on the head. Thanks, I needed that… XX
There was a really big fight scene, and Keitorin was, to be frank, kicking butt. She was up against about twenty five Rain ninja, ten more than Naruto had, and five more than Kakashi and Sasuke had. What they were doing was they were cutting the people away from each other, forming a large circle around one, or in Sasuke and Kakashi's case, two people.
But eventually she got overrun and had to use something that Keitorin had never even dared to do. She did a shadow clone, and then she did Panthera tigris. The result was amazing. She knocked out about all of them; there were only about three left, but more came through the ceiling. Keitorin (fighting) was so tired, she could hardly stand. Keitorin (sitting) realized that the ceiling would fall on her soon.
Keitorin gasped. (The ceiling…)
I know! It- I- j-just watch, kid. TT
Keitorin watched herself refuse to give up the Teleporter. She looked over to Sasuke, in spite of herself, and saw he was fighting in a blind fury. She smiled. It kinda scared her, though.
Look at Sasuke… O.o It's a bit disturbing.
(I know… But what happens to… me?)
TT I can't, I can't, it's just… TT
Keitorin watched as a couple of Rain ANBU throw kunai at the already crumbling ceiling. Keitorin watched herself get buried in the huge clump of ceiling. Her chibi paused the picture.
I'm sorry, but you die on Valentine's day. TT
(Wow. This is one bad day.)
Where is the passion when you need the most, Oh, you and I. You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost… Because you had a bad day, you're taking one down, you sing a sad song just to turn it around… ;)
(Please stop…)
Aw, come on… o.o
(Can I wake up now?)
Oh, right… --
Keitorin was sweating. She saw Temari and Shikamaru sitting at the table. Keitorin walked over to them.
"Hi, Shika!" She said brightly.
She walked over to the radio and popped in a CD. She didn't like the primitive radios that Konoha had, so it was her old boombox. Shikamaru seemed interested.
"Where is the moment when you need it the most? You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost… You tell me your blue skies fade to gray, you tell me your passion's gone away, and I don't need no carryin' on…" Keitorin sang with the song. "What, Shikamaru?"
"Nothing…" Shikamaru turned.
"Shika's got a secret! Shika's got a secret! Shika's got a seeeeeeecreeeet!" Keitorin danced around him. Temari giggled.
"You are so troublesome!" Shikamaru smiled.
"Didn't Ino want to meet you fifteen minutes ago?" Keitorin asked.
"Neh, who cares?" Shikamaru asked.
"She won't yell at you. Maybe on the outside, she will."
"What?"
"Oh my god, you are so dense, you don't know?"
"Know what?"
"Okay, I'm going to tell you so that you know what everyone else in the village knows, just so that you are not the only one in the village that doesn't know, as long as you promise to act like you don't know you know, you know?"
"I think so…"
"Good. Ino pig's got a crush on you!"
Shikamaru blushed slightly.
"Ooh, you like her back!"
"No, I do not! You just love annoying people, don't you?"
"Well, I gotta cram it before I die!"
"What?" Shikamaru looked slightly alarmed.
"Yeah! Of… Boredom!"
"Are you sure everything's oka-?"
"Alright, Shikamaru, Ino your beloved is waiting for you, not polite to keep a lady waiting, you know!" Keitorin pushed a very confused Shikamaru out the door.
Keitorin slammed the door shut and walked back to Temari.
"So, Temari, still mourning the loss of our dear friend Kiba?" Keitorin asked brightly.
"Who?" Temari asked in a daze.
"Oh, not again!" Keitorin had gone through this whole daydreaming process when Temari met Kiba.
Okay, end of chapter, review or I will send my specially trained ANBU from Spazzagakure to destroy you! (Hidden Spazz is located in the Sugar Country, and I am the Shougakage! Beware!