The story you played through in Tales of Symphonia didn't explain every little detail of their journey. Here it is!

From the real things and stupid that would happen on the journey. I do not own the ToS characters or storyline but I do sure own

the stupidness!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Once upon a time yadi yadi yada... there existed a giant tree which was the source of all uhhh well, you know.a war HOEVER caused this tree to wither away and sluts life was sacrificed in order to take its place.grieving over the loss the goddess went up to the heavens and said you must wake me for if i shall sleep the world should be destroyed with fried chicken. the angels bore the fried chicken one who headed toward the heavens and that marked the beginning of the regeneration of the chicken...errr I meant world.

XXX Iselia, Classroom

"Lloyd Irving, wake the k up! Lloyd!"Raine then throws a brick at Lloyd's head... on accident...maybe.

"ONCE UPON A TIME THERE EXISTED A GIANT TREE-"Lloyd shut up. "Uh, we're still in class?"

"Anyway, yadi yada yadi the desians are back yadi yadi blah blah blah Mithos was a hero blah blah blah Martel his sister was slut blah blah blah Genis can you answer the question?"said Raine.

"Mithos...was a hero!" said Genis.

"That's right! Now Colette, Colette you're the chosen one."said Raine.

"Umm... Yes Proffesor Sage, I know." said Colette. Raine had the red mark over her head and picked up a brick.

"COLETTE! DON'T DISRESPECT ME!" said Raine, but before she threw the brick at Colette's head a flash appeared.

"I saw a rainbow!" said Colette.

"I saw the moon!" said Genis

"I saw the oracle!" said Lloyd.

"WE'RE GETTING BOMBED!" said Raine, as the class gasped. Raine went up to the hole in the wall and packed her shotgun.

"Proffeser! I'll go with you!" said Colette getting up, Raine turned back to Colette.

"You want to get shot by me instead of Desians?" said Raine.

"On second thought, I'll stay here Professer!" said Colette sitting back down.

Lloyd got up and was about to leave the classroom. Colette and Genis followed.

XXX Iselia

"COLETTE!" said Frank.

"Father!" said Colette.

"Where is everybody" asked Lloyd.

"In the Slut Club cuz the Desians are gonna rape them!" said Frank.

"What?" Colette asked.

"NOT THE STUFF FROM HIV CLASS!" said Genis.

"Anyway, just go to the temple!

XXX Downstairs from Temple

"Pastor!" the Pastor slowly walked down the stairs and tripped.

"Colette... Chosen one I'm sorry I can't accopany you on your journey..." said Pastor.

"Don't die!"said Genis.

"Don't die Pastor, please don't!" said Colette.

"One more thing... I HATE YOU LLOYD!" the pastor did one last breath and died.

XXX-Temple of Oracles

"Damn!" said Lloyd, bending down with his comrades Genis and Colette.

Viddarr was about to slash when:SLASH. Kratos cut off his head since that was way easier then just making little scratches on him with wooden swords and kendamas and chakrams.

"Give me you name and I shall give you mine?" asked Lloyd.

"I'm not telling you because... You people are weak... Now is the chosen of Mana along you?" said Kratos.

"Oh, ahuh, that's me!" said Colette, getting up.

"Man, this guys strong!" said Genis.

"Colette----this guy can be a rapist... I told you not to introduce yourself to everyone like the time when...

"May I have your nameeeee miss?"said a raspy old man.

"I'm Colette Brunel, um nice to meet you sir!"

"And where do you live?"said the old man.

"Iselia!" said Colette.

"CAN I HAVE YOUR ADDRESS!" All the sudden, Lloyd came to them and pulled Colette away.

"Colette, can you cover your ears for a second?"asked Lloyd very sweetly and politly.

"Um, okay Lloyd." Colette covered her ears as she watched Lloyd go up to the old man.

"YOU DAMN " Colette's eyes widened. "OLD PIG #S MOTHER 5&R!"

"And that was the first time Lloyd got arrested for harassment!"said Genis.

"NOOO IT WAS THE THIRD!" said Lloyd.

"Your name is Lloyd?"asked Kratos.

"Yeah, give me your name and I shall give you mine!" said Lloyd.

"Lloyd, he already knows your name!" said Genis.

"Grandmother? Shouldn't I go get the oracle now?" Phaidra finally woke up from being passed out when the Renegays came.

"Ah yes... Thank you for protecting the chosen. What is your name?"said Phaidra to Kratos.

"I am Kratos a mercenary. I want to protect the chosen of mana, for it is my duty." said Kratos.

"WAIT PHAIDRA---You're not really gonna hire him to protect Colette are you?"asked Lloyd.

"You're hired!" said Phaidra.

"Aa-ah." Is all Lloyd could say as Colette and Kratos walk inside the Temple of Oracles, from his view hand to hand. I'm all alone... Colette's all alone with a rapist... Then Colette stopped. Lloyd... Colette turned around.

"Come on, Lloyd!" smiled Colette as Lloyd saw her as a beautiful angel, which what she was gonna become.

Lloyd followed Colette inside as Genis was left behind."My baby...my baby...my baby left me all alone!" said Genis meaning to only think.

Lloyd turned around."Let's go Genis!"

"Me too?"asked Genis.

"This isn't a field trip you know."said Kratos.

TALES OF SYMPHONIA:THE TRUE STORY HALF TIME

Colette:Please enjoy the rest of our story!

Lloyd:Its only the end of chapter 1!