Chapter 3: Anko of the Teachers

The 3rd chapter. -.- It'll be kinda long, so I hope you're in a reading mood. Enjoy! . OH! THIS IS IMPORTANT! I messed up on the genins' schedule! Period 3 is Kakashi's class, kk? KK!

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Period 3

Genins & Akatsuki

"Uh-oh. It's the 12th graders." Sakura said to everyone. But everyone thinks she's a bitch, so they left her and found a seat to sit in. Stupid Sakura. Sasuke and Naruto sat in the back, doing who knows what. O.oNot like that! Sakura hated not getting attention, so she decided to be a bully. She somehow went and tried to be tough like Tsunade, so she got plastic surgery. Not as huge as Tsunade's though. She came back and everyone glared. Sasuke drooled.

"Sasuke! Are you cheating on me!"

"No! It's not like that!"

"How could you! I thought what we had together was special!"

"Uh...I love you?"

"Works for me!"

Kakashi doesn't know how to handle these kids. So he did his usual, "You read that book, while I read this book." thing. People were talking instead. He didn't care though. Outside the window:

to George of the Jungle theme

"An-ko. Anko of the teachers! Hyper as can be! (Sees a building) AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"(Instead of that jungle cry)

Sakon: "Watch out for that building!"

Tayuya: "Watch out for that(SMACK) Ooo...building!"

Anko smacked right the building and went through the wall. She got up and saw the genins. Anko wasn't dressed like a teacher though. She was in a jungle costume that was shaped like Kurenai's dress.

"OMG!" Anko screamed.

"..."

"Anko. Why do you do this EVERY Tuesday?"

"...'Cuz!"

" 'Cuz what?" Anko ignored this and walked towards the door. She stopped and everyone looked at her. She started running towards where she entered.

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Anko screamed, jumping out of the building. Poof! The students heard a small smack on the ground. Then they heard a voice.

"I'm ok!...Ow!..."

"o...k?" Hinata said. Kiba sat next to her. She continued reading. Kiba pretend to stretch his arms and wrapped his arms around her after 'stretching'. They smiled at each other.

"Hey! No hugging in this class!" Kakashi said, not looking away from his book. Shino got jealous. Poor Shino. So that's when Hinata felt bad for him. She decided to be a player and date BOTH. Lucky girl, yes she is.

"You know what?" Sasuke said to Naruto.
"What?"

"This book is BORING."

"What's wrong?"
"Nothing..."
"Is it Sakura?"
"Nooo...why? Wait, how do you know?"
"Because. If I didn't know what you thought that I thought you knew, but I knew that you don't know what I thought you thought that you're thinking when I thought that you were thinking of what you know that I knew that I thought you didn't know and thought about it, I wouldn't have known what you're thinking when I thought you knew when you don't and thought that I thought about it."
"Ohhhh...Ok."

"You had no idea what I said, did you?"
"Nope!"
"Me neither. Let's just write and draw stuff for no reason."
"Hey, you're sitting in my seat." Kisame said, acting all tough.

"No it's not."

"I wanna sit there."

"...But Kakashi-"

"DON'T BRING HIM INTO THE SUBJECT!"

"But-"

"Don't talk about him!"

"..."

"We can sit where ever we want, and we found this seat before you, so-"

"What did you say, duck-butted hair boy!"

Kakashi isn't doing anything about it. He just sat there, reading.

"Kisame!" he called.

Uh-oh!...Spaghetti O! LOL. Oh wait. Uh-oh. I'm in big trouble... thought Kisame.

"I need you to do something important."

"What is it? Am I in trouble?"

"No. Fix that wall every Tuesday when Anko comes in, k?"

"...Ok..."

Finally, Sound nins next!

Period 3, Sound nins

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" screamed Anko as she ran around the room. Zaku, being a bad boy, got tired of her and tripped her. She slid on her face and fell. It was silent for a while, but she got up again and ran in circles.

"God...Shut the fuck UP..." whined Dosu. Remember, he has a really short temper more than Zaku. Usually he's the calm one, but I like it better if Dosu screams or gets a short temper. Anyways, Anko stopped running and went to Dosu.

"I noticed you liked my birth defect pictures! You wanna see the AIDS pictures now! Whadda 'bout the different types of STDs! OK! STDs pictures time!" sceamed Anko.

She showed her horrible pictures of torchure. Trust me, I saw ALL kinds of pictures in exploratory. My teacher had really disgusting pictures too. Ugh! Yeah, so all the students screamed.

"I'm bored. Let's go to lunch." Jiroubou decided.

"It's not even lunch time yet." Kimimaro reminded him.

"Yeah, hey Kimimaro-san. What time is it?" asked Kidoumaru.

"Doesn't Anko-sensei have a clock?" Kimiaro asked.

Kidoumaru picked up the 'clock'. It doesn't look like a clock anymore.

"Yeah...But I think it's the wrong time." Kidoumaru said sarcastically.

Kimiaro sighed and looked at his watch. (Me:OMG, Kimi-san has a watch!) He looked at it, confused. He didn't know wether it's the right time or not.

"Uh...I need to fix the long hand." said Kimimaro. Kimimaro, Jiroubou, Kidoumaru, and Ukon just walked towards the door. They were heading to the cafeteria.

"Cool watch, Kimimaro-san. Can I have one?" Jiroubou said, excitedly.

"Ok! It's homemade." answered Kimimaro.

"Don't you mean hand made?" corrected Ukon.

"Whatever it is." Kimimaro got out all kinds of markers. "What color do you want?"

"Orange! Like my hair." Kimimaro started to 'make' the watch. When he was just starting to color-I mean, design, Jiroubou started shaking crazily.

"WTF, Jiroubou?"

"It tickles." Kimimaro started coloring again, only to be answered back by Jiroubou's shaking.

"Fine! You can't have a watch! Nyah!" Kimimaro stuck out his tongue.

Then Kin came outta nowhere and pants-ed Kimimaro, revealing his blue boxers(Or underwear for those perverted Kimi-san fans.) that read 'I heart chocolate'. (NOTE: The 'heart' is the symbol, not the word.)

"Yes! One down, seven to go."

"Hey!"

"OMG! I love chocolate too!" Ukon jumped up and down happily.

"Shut up."

"..."

Kimimaro pulled his pants back up. Unless he sags, then he'll pull it up a little. Kin got out marshmellows from her backpack and started eating it. Tayuya came outta nowhere and ate some too. The guys(Except Sakon, Zaku and Dosu) started talking about lunch.

"I think I'll get some tots. I like tots." .

"Hey, guys. Remember that-(plup)" A marshmellow landed on Ukon's head.

"WTF?" Plup. Plup. Tayuya and Kin threw marshmellows at them.

"Why you-"Plup plup plup plup plup plup plup plup!

"OMG everyone! Run away from the evil marshmellows of hell! OMG, we're going to die!"

"That's the spirit!" Anko sceramed.

"WTF?"

"Ninpou: Raining Marshmellows Technique!" Kin screamed.

"AHHH!" And there goes the marshmellows.

RRRRIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!

And there goes the bell. And the end of this chapter!

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There's chapter 3!

Chapter 4 might be long, depending on how my mind works!

Kin:See you next time!

WTF?

Kin: (Attacks with marshmellows)

DAMMIT!

Kin: I love marshmellows. Do you?