Now for the disclaimer-I only own the stupitdy of this story!

Kratos:Hehehe-I like chopping heads off... (Holds Vidarr's head)
Lloyd:I'm smart!
Genis:Think smart rose art!
Colette:We're close to the oracle!
Raine:I'M GONNA WHIP YOUR ASSES!(packs the shotgun)

Lloyd:Run!

Animegirl51:Kratossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss----I'll save you! Umm, yes... let's go on with the story! In this chapter, something in parenthesis might be echoes. I have nothing against any type of person!

----------Chapter 2-Martel Temple Part 1

Kratos walked in with his hands on his hips like a model.

"Hey Kratos- Kratos- Kratos!" said Lloyd, trying to get his attention. Kratos turned around slowly as his hair flew in the wind.

"What...(what, what what...)" asked Kratos. You know like how models do when the flip their hair except Kratos didn't do it this time.

"Oh look at this rock! Isn't it fascinating Kratos?" said Lloyd, excited and hoping like a girl wanting cotton candy who has hyper sugar problems and when has sugar is one hyper son of a... yeah that's how Lloyd was.

"Um, yes Lloyd! Its really fascinating..." said Colette, not interested in the rock but the person holding the rock.

"Sooner or later-he's gonna get bored and start something new." said Genis, looking at Lloyd who picked up something brown by leaves. He picked up a leaf and wrapped the brown stuff into the leaf.

"Genis--use fireball to this leaf."said Lloyd. Genis lit the leaf which started to burn slowly. Lloyd put the leaf in his mouth and started to get a little crazy.

"Hey Kratos..." said Lloyd, looking at him seriously.

"What...?" asked Kratos, never seeing Lloyd serious.

"I think you're... I hate you, you hate me, I think your a gay mercenary.(to I love you you love me from barney)" Kratos looked shocked. "I also think your a gay bastard with your hands on your hip all the time thinking oh I'm so cool the ladies love me! I'm a man who killed his wife! I can't possibly have a son yet I got the lady pregnent and now I can't find my son!" said Lloyd putting his hand on his hip and walking slow. "Look at me, I'm Kratos wooooooooooooo! I'm gay, I'm Barney and I'm Flounder! Hehehehehehe!" said Lloyd.

Tears welled up in Kratos' eyes... "Y...you can't deny the truth!"

"And Colette..." said Lloyd. Colette looked at Lloyd, shocked. "You really are too innocent! Oh look at me I'm clumsy Colette wahooo wahooo oops I fell! I wanna be just like Lloyd cuz I have no brain of my own! I can't understand why I love you!" Colette started to cry tears of hapiness.

"I love you too Lloyd!" said Colette in between tears.

"Colette, he just dissed you!... NO LLOYD YOU DON'T LOVE ME!" asked Genis.

"GENIS YOU'RE AN OLD MIDGET AND YOUR NAME RHYMES WITH P..." Everyone shut up.

"Oh baby, now its on!" said Genis. Pow pow pow pow pow pow explosion.

XXX Downstairs

"Hey look its a doggie!" said Colette... running up to the Golem.

"Watch out!" said Kratos. Colette hugs the golem... ummm doggie... and it swings and swings her around.

"Colette!" screamed Lloyd who was no longer high. "Genis we need to help her!"

"No way I'm not working with you! You called me a wee-wee boop bopp bomb bomb!"yelled Genis walking away.

Kratos gets flown away from the hit of the golem. Lloyd's swords break cuz' its so damn hard. Genis' toy kendama nearly broke.

"Okay now its my turn. Da da da da da da du du du du Waiting for my spelll... FIREBALL!" screamed Genis as it hit the Golem, with a dead Colette. The Golem died. Genis hopped like a little girl and then did Sailor Moon's pose. "That's what you get with messin' with me!" Genis ran up to the dead Colette. "You need the kiss of life!" said Genis putting a life bottle on Colette and kissing her. Then he kissed Lloyd and put a lifebottle on him but his eyes opened up to quick for Genis to move.

"ARE YOU GAY?" asked Lloyd, questioning why Genis was on top of him.

"No, I'm warm!" said Genis getting up. And we all left Kratos dead.

XXX Remiel's room

Everyone came in the oracle room burnt. When Lloyd tried to hit Genis he hit Kratos with fire from the sorcerer's ring,(sr) but when Kratos tried to hit Lloyd but accidently hit Genis who Genis tried to hit Lloyd hit Colette. Yeah, so now their like this now.

"Is that the chicken crystal?" asked Lloyd, pointing to a red light.

"Yes, my mother died while giving birth to me because it was pretty big and i was holding it while giving birth along with some muscles..." said Colette.

A white light that was pretty bright came down to the table to reveal a angel.

"Is that an angel?" asked Lloyd.

"ITS A DEVIL!" said Genis.

"Um la Angel Remiel. Cohosen chiken wen, og serprent urself ot eht taral" ----I am an Angel Remiel. Chosen ? one, go present yourself to the alter.

"Si, Lord Remiel!" said Colette, proudly in Spanish.

"What language is that?" asked Lloyd.

"It is Angel and Spanish. If you're not a angel or a chosen or ever studied it you wouldn't know." said Kratos.

"Ho Cohosen wen Colette. Ew fo Cruxis yldourp serprent eht Tower of Salvation nopu eht dnal fo bitches and cream Slyvarant." Oh Chosen one, Colette, We of Cruxis proudly present the Tower of Salavation upon the land of Hapiness and Suffering, Slyvarant. The tower of Salvation comes down into the ground. Remiel was about to leave when.

"Wait! Lord Remiel, are you my true fa-" Colette stopped.

"No Colette! I'm your mother..." said Remiel.

"But you...you're a guy!" said Colette.

"I have my ways..." said Remiel leaving.

"Did he just speak English?" asked Lloyd, after Remiel left.

"So that's my real mother." said Colette. "Well, I had real fun with you. See you later Pen...Genis and Lloyd!" Colette and Kratos walk into the teleport and leave.

"Well, shall we go?" said Genis.

"Yeah."

XXX First floor, Martel Temple.

"Where are those rats?" said Raine holding her shot gun facing the exit. "Phaidra said I needed to exterminate two red, one white and 1 blue rat..."

"Lloyd, lets just tip-toe away..." whispered Genis. Lloyd and Genis slowly slipped away.

"How did Colette n Kra-" Lloyd's leg got caught in a rat trap. "YEOWWWW!" said Lloyd. Raine quickly turned around and started to shoot Genis.

"I'm down!" said Genis, falling to the floor.

"I'M GONNA WHOOP YOU'RE ASS INTO A WHOOP CAN!" said Raine shooting Lloyd.

"I'm down..."Lloyd fell.

XX End of Chapter