Chapter 4: Sakon's Lack-Toast-In-Tolerant Problem

ATTENTION: Sorry it took so long. My computer had a frikkin virus and it took a week to clean it. But, I still finished it! Here it is.

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The bell had rung. It was time for lunch. But fist, let's check on the genins, shall we?

With Sritobi Asuma being the teacher, people think he's mean. When the genins got there, they quickly sat down anywhere that's close to them.

"Hi! I'm Asuma-sensei! Freshmen, please introduce yourself." said Asuma.

"WTF?" screamed all the genins.

"Hey, no cussing. I don't want that in my class."

"Sorry, we just..."

"Saw Sasuke eat a live bug!"

"Eeeewwww!"

"...Is it MY bug?"

"...O...k? Why won't you introduce yourself then?"

"Fine. My name is Uzumaki Naruto. I like ramen, I hate the three minute wait to eat the ramen, my hobbies are collecting all kinds of ramen, and

my dream is..."

Hokage, huh, Naruto? That's what happened in the real anime. thought every genin and Asuma.

"To be ramen king!"

"WHAAATTT?" everybody 'wtf' faced at that.

"Wanna hear my song!" asked Naruto.

"Uh, Nar-"

"Ok! Here I go!" (Turns on radio with cd. Played Shaman King english opening. No words, it's a karaoke song) (Changed words a little.)

"Look around you, look beyond!

Who could make the uneatable bond.

The restuarant around you's not what it seems,

The ramen's revealed beyond your wildest dreaaammss...

So many flavors I wanna eat,

So many choices has fallen on me!

Could it be my destiny? To be Ramen King?" (Sasuke in background: Ramen King)

"To be ramen king..."

(Sasuke: Ramen King!)

"If your chopsticks are strrooonnnngg,

you can eat 'em all...!

I could look at the bowl in a different light,

And I know what it takes to make it right!

And I won't give up the fight, to be Ramen King!"

Sasuke:Ramen Kiiiiiinnnggg!

"..."

"Thank you, thank you!"

"No need to applause!"

"Ok, I think we already had too much drama and dancing. I think I'll start with you, girl with the purple hair."

"My...my name's H-Hinata...and..."

"Aw, out with it Hinata-chan." Naruto whined.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, BASTARD, I'M TRYING TO TALK!" Hinata screamed at the top of her lungs.

"O.o..."

"I'm dating her!"

"Yes, I'm dating Kiba."

"..."

"Oh, and I'm going to date Shino too because I'm cool like that."

"You said Kiba's name first..."

"Um, it's okay, Shino. At least she's dating you."

"..."

"Ok! No talking about dating in here. Let's just move on."

And so, Asuma's class presumed and now we can get to the Akatsuki...which is also the sound nins.

"Hey, look! Cheese fries!" Zetsu cried and picked it up.

"Zetsu-san, no! Don't eat that! Zetsu-san will get sick! See? There's blood on it."

"Who the hell eats CHEESE fries with blood?" asked Zetsu.

"OMG!"

"What the hell is it now, Kisame?"

"A...a...a.a...FISH!"

"...So?"

"Are you BLIND, look at it! It's stomach has been eaten!"

"Who brings fish to school? Oh well, I'm eating the last of the cheese fries." Zetsu picked up the dropped cheese fries from the dirty ground, looked at it, and ate a piece of fry. He nodded his head at the cheesy goodness(like what people do when they taste something good), and saw his friends staring at him.

"Want some?"

"Ew."

"...?"

"Hey, look, our rivals!"

The Akatsuki turned to see...

(With the Sound Nins...)

"Ooh! Cheese fries!" cried Zaku.

"Zaku, no! It's on the nasty, icky, dirty, ground!" Kin warned him.

"So? What do you think I eat at home?"

"O.o..." -Dosu. Oh, wait. His face is like this: O

"W...what DO you eat, hun?" asked Kin.

"Ah, you know. Cereal, chicken, pizza...all the good shit."

"Then why the hell did you worry me like that!"

"I thought you guys would know!"

"Hey, look! Someone left their unopened juice!" Sakon screeched. Actually, someone put milk in there and glued it closed. Sakon gulped down the whole thing.

"Hm. Tastes funny. Uh-oh."

"What is it, brother?"

"I need to use the bathroom."

"Whatever."

GGGGRRRROOOWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

"HOLY CRAP!"

"Sakon! That growl from you're stomach...it means...MILK! But I thought you drank juice!"

"AH! Milk! My cramps!"

"O.o WTF! You get cramps!" Tayuya was shocked. She lifted up his shirt.

"What the hell are you doing!" Sakon asked.

"Oh, I thought you were a girl. That would mean I was dating-...OMG!"

Sakon: "Guys..."

Ukon: "Hey! We are guys and we can prove it!"

Sakon: "Guys...I don't think I can..."

Tayuya: "Ok, Ukon, prove it!"

"GUYS...I don't think...can't...make...it...!"

"I have a chest, not a breast! Haw!"

"You're right. I saw your chest in the locker room. WOAH! That sounded so fucking wrong. I feel like a girl now."

"G-Gu-Guysssss..." (Struggles on the ground)

"Hey, look! Sakon's doing a new dance! Let's copy him!"

"Yeah!"

Sakon punched Jiroubou on the stomach, but of course, he didn't really feel it. He just felt like someone socking him softly. Anyways, Sakon socked him, blah, blah, blah.

"What is it, Sakon?"

"M-M...Milk...I...drank...MILK..."

"OMG! Don't worry, Sakon! You'll be in the bathroom in no time!...That sounded wrong." Jiroubou put Sakon in a wagon that came outta nowhere and pulled him. Tayuya was sitting next to Sakon holding his hand. Jiroubou put on an ambulance hat and started to siren.

"We woo we woo we woo we woo!" Jiroubou acted like an ambulance.

"Don't worry, Sakon. We're almost there."

"Che!..."

"Hehe. Ya' know. This is kinda funny. We're in an ambulance and you're giving birth to our baby!"

"There's...three problems...w-w-with your...little story..."

"What is it?"

"One...Jiroubou's...pretend--ing...to be an ambulance, two, I'm..a guy...and three:I CAN'T HOLD IT IN!"

"Don't worry, Sakon! I'm with you til the end! Even if I have to see you give birth in the bathroom!"

"Wtf!...I'm a guy!..."

As they got into the bathroom, Sakon rushed inside and locked the door. He began to...yeah.

Sakon looked down and saw a hand coming from the other side. (Those bathrooms where the wall between the two toilets has a hole in the bottom.)

"WTF!" (He gots his voice back.)

"Sakon."

"T-...T...Tayuya! What the hell are you doing in the BOY'S bathroom!"

"I'm with you 'til the end, honey!"

"Tayuya! Get outta here!"

"Ew. You sure know how to make a stinky. Fine. I'm not with you til the end. For now."

Tayuya got out and Ukon came in.

"Hey-woah! Sakon! You let one fly, big-time!" (Puts a gas mask on)

"Yo, bro."

"W-What...?"

"Hey, that's kinda cool."

"Ukon. I nee-"

"Yo, bro! Ukon in-"

"UKON!"

"What? You messed up my gansta thing, man."

"I need to call mom."

"Why?"

Sakon got pissed, since he's waiting too long.

"I want my mommy, Ukon!"

"I thought you stopped sayin that shit a long ass time ago?"

"UKON!"

"WHAT!"

"Fine. Just go to the nurse and ask her for Pepto."

"Fine."

So, Ukon set off in his little journey to get Pepto Dismo for his brother.

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And I will make a special chapter for such a thing. See you next time in: SPECIAL:Ukon's Journey for Pepto. XD (NOT included as chapter.)