NyaGirl51:I don't own Tales of Symphonia or the stupid-ness, so lets just get on with the story.

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XXX Colette's House

"Then the protection of the stupid blonde to the hot guy and the crazy woman." said the mayor. Raine jumped up and pointed the shot gun to his face.

"What did you say!" asked Raine crazily.

"We entrust the protection to the oh so beautiful R-Raine..." said the Mayor, shaking.

"I have a problem." said Kratos, looking towards Phaidra and the Mayor.

"What is it, boy?"asked the Mayor.

"What if one of my comrades was accidently killed by me while sleeping?" Kratos slowly looked towards Raine. Then he looked at Colette, who was putting lipstick on her head. Lloyd and Genis walked in just at that time.

"Hey Colette-why are you putting lipstick on your head?"asked Lloyd.

"Oh I'm trying to make up my mind."said Colette, smiling.

"Dumbass." said Genis. Genis looked around to see a broken computer monitor.

"Kratos?" asked Genis.

"Yes?" asked a crazy yet oh so hot red-head.

"Did you use the computer?"asked Genis.

"Yes, why?"said Kratos the redhead, nervously looking at the expensive item.

"There's a hammer embedded in the monitor." Genis looks at Kratos' red-hair. "I just thought it..."

"Oh Lloyd...here's a book for you can actually get smarter. Wait, you don't know how to read yet, do you?"asked Phaidra.

"Nope, I just learned my abcs! Hey were you talking about the journey of chicken regenaration"asked Lloyd.

"No, we were talking about fried chicken and Mcdonalds." said Phaidra.

"WOW I WANNA EAT FRIED CHICKEN TOO AND GO ON THE WORLD REGENARATION TRIPPIE!" said Lloyd jumping like a little roach who wants candy.

"Hey, if Raine's going, I'm not going. Halleluyah!" said Genis.

"Shut up you wee-wee boop bopp bomb bomb!" Raine put the gun to his head.

"I think its best you'll stay here. You two are too stupid and then you'll probaly get raped by Yuan."said Kratos.

"Kratos is absolutely hot---I mean right. Now we have to take the money from poor people."said Mayor as he threw a knife at Lloyd and Genis who ran out just in time.

XXX Outside

"Hey wait!" Colette went to grab Lloyd but she was about to trip and she was flapping her arms like she was gonna fly up or something.

"Colette, why try flying like a bird if you're an angel?"asked Lloyd.

"Because I'M A BIRDIE LIKE TIRA HEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!" said Colette, laughing.

"Umm...okay...anyway..."said Lloyd.

"I'm dumb!"said Colette.

"Yes, I think we learned that."said Genis.

"I'm sorry that I'm dumb!"said Colette.

"Yeah, of course you are."said Lloyd. "But that's alright."

"Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-its the idiots birthday."said Genis. "Here's what I got you." Genis hands Colette a magazine.

"PlayGirl?" Colette flips around the book blushing and looking at the pictures. Genis quickly snatches it away. "Sorry, that's mine! This is yours!" Genis passes her a big book.

"Traveling To Guide Idiots."said Colette.

"Colette, it says Idiots Guide To Traveling, you dope."said Lloyd.

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh----------------- "4 hours later... "hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... I think I GET IT! I'm not only the chosen of chicken, I'm an idiot!"

"Yeah, Colette you're my idiot."said Lloyd. "Wanna take a walk?"

"Sure!" Colette and Genis start walking around town, and they see a dog.

"AWWW ITS A DOGGIE!" screamed Colette, as everyone looked at her. The dog barked. "AND ITS SAYING HELLO!" Colette went up to the dog to pick it up.

"Grrrrrrrrrrr..."grumbled the dog showing its teeth.

"See Lloyd,Genis, its smiling at us!" said Colette.

"Uh, Colette..."said Lloyd.

"Just leave her."said Genis.

"BARK! BARK!(Chomp, chomp)"sounds were heard.

"OWWWIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! But your such a cute dog, I'll name you Jaws!" said Colette, who was bleeding from her hands and arms and stomache bite marks.

XXX Back in front of Colette's house

Colette's face and arms is covered in bandages. She faced Genis. "Luuu-yheres me buthay hift?" said Colette through her bandages.

"She says'Lloyd, where's my birthday gift?" translated Genis. "And Colette, Lloyd's to the left of you." Colette faces to her house.

"Ummm...its a picture...of you getting bit by dogs in a flower field."said Lloyd.

"Weally? Tat mapes mwe do hawppy... Iwll cume uo ur hwouse so ick ip ut." Genis moves Colette to face Lloyd.

"Really, that makes me so happy. I'll come to your house so I can pick it up." translated Genis, as Colette banged into the door.

"WOWIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" screamed Colette. Lloyd opened the door.

"Bye."said Lloyd as Colette went inside.

"Let's go see Raine."said Genis.

XXX Classroom

"Uh-oh, there is Professor Paine..."said Lloyd. Raine turns around and throws a brick at him."Ow!...Who's gonna be our new teacher?

(Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me comes on)Sheena comes into the classroom as Lloyd and Genis' mouth agape."Is the chosen of chicken along you?"asked Sheena. Sheena looks around and disappears.

"THAT'S OUR TEACHER?" asked Lloyd.

"Nope." said Raine, as the crazy teacher from the Anime/manga DearS comes in.

"I am babyyyy-ooohhhh Lloyd translate this in angelic."said the teacher whose name I forgot.

"Yarm tup sih dnah pu S'nhoj triks? MARY PUT HIS HAND UP JOHN'S SKIRT!" exclaimed Lloyd. "RAINEEEE TAKE US WITH YOU!

"Hell no."said Raine. "Genis, you get to sleep in Colette's bed."

"Yay! I mean, nooo... I'll miss you sis."said Genis.

"I'll miss you too." said Raine. She turned around."I have a present for you."

"What is it?" Raine puts a brick on Genis' and Lloyd's head."Ouch!" said Genis.

"Get out before I shoot you." They back up and run out to the end of town to see guards yelling at a... dog...

XXX South Town Exit

"Lloyd! DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR DONKEY!"said one of the guards.

"That's not a DONKEY THATS A HORSE!" said Lloyd. "Hey Horney! ... I mean Horsey!"

"BARK!" went Noishe.

"Lloyd, isn't he a dog?"asked Genis.

"Hehehehehehehehehe..."Lloyd jumped on Noishe and took out a whip. "LETS GO HORSEY!" They ran out of town.

End Of Chapter 3

Me:Look foward to the next chapter! Oh, this one wasn't as funny.