Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. But, I probably could if I um, bought it. All I need now is a couple hundred thousand dollars, maybe a couple million, and um… does anyone know what else I'll need? Or a couple hundred thousand dollars to start me off?
The New Annoyance
Fumiko landed directly in front of Sakura, who jumped back a bit. "Do not worry; I have no intention of killing you. I hope my companions go just as easy on your friends…"
Something about her made Sakura get the chills. She reminded her of someone… she just couldn't remember…
"Sakura! Come here," Ino said. She was still getting used to being friends with her again. This was a little weird. The flute person was reaching slowly for her pocket, and Sakura was staring her in the eyes.
Sakura shook her head, as if to get rid of this feeling, and obeyed.
Fumiko swiftly reached into her pocket and grabbed a bunch of senbon needles. Four, actually.
"Sakura! I- Chikushou, I need Shikamaru!" Ino said angrily. She was so used to practicing their Ino-Shika-Chou routine, and Sakura didn't even have a Kekki Genkai! The two girls jumped up and narrowly missed senbon needles, only to get hit with more from the other hand!
There was a stinging sensation that hurt really, really badly. Sakura pulled the needles out, and was surprised when she realized that Ino didn't.
What is she planning? Sakura thought.
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Kumiko landed directly in front of Sasuke, and she had already pulled her senbon needles out.
Sasuke jumped back next to Shikamaru and Temari, his Sharingan activated.
As Kumiko threw her senbon needles, Temari instinctively whipped out her fan. This happened so fast, she didn't even have time to open it all the way. The senbon needles each hit the center of her unopened fan. "Hey, cool!"
Sasuke looked at Temari. She was very concentrated. He didn't think she could make it through this. This would be easy. He just hoped that the others were having an easy time.
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Yumiko didn't land on the ground. She landed across from where she was on a tree. "Shoot, it's Spiderman!"
TenTen sighed. "Come on, now is no time to fool around."
Keitorin sighed, and she looked towards Naruto. "I know."
TenTen looked back towards the tree. Yumiko was no longer there.
"Chikushou, where'd she go?" TenTen thought out loud.
"She probably hid before she had to face me!" Naruto said proudly.
"Yeah, just keep telling yourself that," Keitorin gasped. "NARUTO!"
"What?" Naruto asked, slightly annoyed at Keitorin.
Keitorin hurled herself at Naruto and tackled him to the ground. She moved him just before a bunch of senbon needles fell to the ground, one or two grazing her shoulder.
Keitorin, Sharingan activated, searched desperately in the treetops. "Where the heck is she?"
Keitorin wheeled around. She was staring at-herself!
Note to self; ask Temari why my hair is turning purple!
The other Keitorin, which Keitorin knew was Yumiko, gave her a kick to the mouth. Since she was much less experienced when it came to her Sharingan than Sasuke, it flickered off. Chikushou, this is bad!
Yumiko punched her in the stomach and Keitorin kicked her back.
"Keitorin!" Naruto yelled.
"No, Naruto, that one isn't the real Keitorin that one is!" TenTen cried.
"What no-"
"Naruto, stop it!" TenTen cried.
"I know a way we could figure it out!" Naruto cried. "Pick me, pick me, pick me!"
"WHAT?" All three girls, yes and Yumiko, shouted.
"Ask a question!" Naruto said.
(While this is going on, the two girls are rolling around on the ground, pulling each other's hair, kicking each other, etc.)
"Okay so what is it!" Yumiko cried, pretending to be impatient.
"We gotta pick something only the real Keitorin would know… I know! But first, Keitorin, you gotta promise not to hurt me!"
"FINE!" Yumiko yelled.
"WHATEVER, DO- Hey, wait a minute, what are you going to ask?" Keitorin asked.
"How many times did you and Sasuke kiss?" Naruto asked.
"How would you know the answer to that?" Yumiko asked.
"Uh, well, uh- Sasuke told me?" Naruto lied.
The two girls were so busy trying to kick each other and the like that they didn't realize that it was such a blatant lie.
"Oh, uh- S-Sasuke? Well I- uh…" Keitorin fumbled, blushing weakly.
"Oh! You're lying! You're not Keitorin!" Naruto yelled.
"What? No, dobe, wait a second!" Keitorin snapped.
TenTen whispered to Naruto, "That's the real one, you know!"
Naruto shushed her. "Wait, I wanna hear this!"
TenTen sweatdropped.
"Uh, well, you mean like kiss fer- fer real? F-four times…" Keitorin fumbled, blushing madly.
"Oooooh!"
"Naruto, don't make me help Yumiko kill you!" Keitorin seethed.
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Ino and Sakura managed to do damage to Fumiko, but not much, especially because she did so much more to them. They were trying to break her glass flute, but they haven't come close.
"Sakura, I need to use my Kekki Genkai, watch me, will ya?" Ino asked.
"But Shikamaru is so much easier!" Sakura whined.
"Mind Body Switch Jutsu!"
"What is going on?" Fumiko inquired, her soft purple eyes falling on Ino's slumped form.
"If you strike Ino, then that other, Kumiko, will also be damaged!" Of course Sakura was bluffing, but for all she knew this could have been true.
Fumiko paused. She noticed Sakura was already so weak, and didn't want to damage her teammate any more than she may already be damaged. "Fine then, let us both sit down and relax."
Sakura eyed her, but when she sat down, Sakura nodded and sat down as well.
Sakura's hand went up to Ino's arm, which still had four senbon needles in it.
Ino jerked upright suddenly. Sakura looked up at her. "What was that about?"
Sakura got her answer when she saw Shikamaru and Temari coming up.
"How're you doing, Sakura?" Temari asked.
"It's about… almost even!" Sakura said.
"We're fairing… not badly," Shikamaru admitted.
"Shika! Sasuke!" Temari wailed.
"What? Where-?" Sasuke came flying backwards.
"Sasuke? What happened?" Shikamaru asked.
"What's it look like? I'm getting ketsunoana kicked!" Sasuke said angrily. "By a girl!"
Kumiko frowned, and Sasuke twisted backwards, probably spraining his ankle, as Fumiko threw a few senbon needles at him.
"Sasuke-kun!" Sakura cried as he fell. Sasuke had nothing but his hand to protect from an oncoming shower of needles.
"Sasuke! Heads!" Temari shouted as she threw her fan to block Sasuke from the oncoming senbon needles. It whizzed right past Sasuke, and to Temari's sheer delight it came back like a boomerang.
Chikushou, I'm so tired! Sasuke thought.
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"Kakashi, don't you think we should help the students?" Gai asked slightly annoyed.
"Gai, when they need help, we'll know it!" Kakashi said, observing the scene before him. Interesting… Those two girls have a move that they want to do together, but that other girl wants to be separated. I wonder why? Kakashi was worrying a bit, because they didn't know how Naruto, TenTen, and Keitorin were fairing.
"Sound 3: Kumi-Fumi Kekki Genkai Combo!"
Kakashi's eyes widened. "Okay- Now they need help!"
Kakashi and Gai were about to jump out of the tree, but Fumiko blew swiftly into her flute, and Kumiko opened her moth, and the effect was horrible: A lot of really loud, high pitched noise.
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The children were all bewildered at first, and soon clapped their hands over their ears.
Kumiko stopped, and summoned a lot of chakra to her hands and started doing weird hand movements- not even seals, except for the beginning, the sign of the ram, and started jerking her hands towards first Temari, then Sasuke, then Shikamaru, etc., etc.
In turn, they each fell to the ground, still pressing their hands over their ears.
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This was not going well.
In order, uh… TenTen was running low on kunai and shuriken and other various weapons, and had to catch senbon needles that were flying at her; right now, she was using some scrollie weapon thing that Keitorin would have cared about a lot more if circumstances were different. Naruto was quickly using up his chakra by repeatedly using the Shadow clone jutsu. Keitorin was finding it deathly hard to keep an eye on the real Naruto and she was growing more fearful every minute. And she began to hear a high pitched buzzing from somewhere in a southwest position. Her cursed Sharingan was giving her a large headache.
When Yumiko had again sent the real Naruto flying backwards, and TenTen as well, she smiled smugly. "I have not yet shown you my Kekki Genkai!"
Chikushou! Not good, not good!
"I wish you luck. There are no people, excepting, of course, my team mates and Orochimaru-sama had an interest in it when I was younger-"
"Get to the point already!" Naruto yelled.
Yumiko glared at him. "Patience is something to be had. There are few people who have seen my Kekki Genkai and lived."
Mega chikushou! Really not good, really, really not good!
Okay, I hope that wasn't as sukky as it seemed! Ato, loyal people!