SPECIAL: Ukon's Journey for Pepto

Here's Ukon's special time to shine. It's his own little story! Yay! Ok. On with the story.

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Ukon came out of the bathroom and ran towards his friends. He told them everything...well, not EVERTHING, but you know. Ukon got his backpack for some odd reason and walked to the nurse's office or whatever.

I'm on a mission! For my brother. To relieve his stupid stomach. thought Ukon. As he walked, he passed by Akatsuki without even noticing. They blocked his way.

"Excuse me. I need to go get something for my brother." said Ukon.

"Where are you going? Aren't you with those nitwits over there?" asked Itachi. He pointed to the Sound nins.

"Hey, don't call them nitwits!" Ukon demanded. Itachi fixed Ukon's head to face his friends and Ukon saw Jiroubou acting as an ambulance again and this time using Kidoumaru as the seat.

(With Sound nins)

"We're losin' him! Clear!" Jiroubou cried. He rubbed some random jellyfish together and shocked the 'seat'.

"AAAHHH! WTF was that for? I'm not dying!"

"Oh."

"Clear!"

"OW!"

"Hahaa! Your face looks funny! Hey, let's see Dosu's face when we shock him!"

"Hey...what are you..AH!"

(Back with Akatsuki)

"Oh..." Ukon said in defeat.

"Your our rival at...everything!" Kisame yelled.

"Is it because we're stupid?" asked Ukon.

"No. We have to be rivals because of the author, but that's not the point. Rivals beat up their rivals, and I wanted to do this in a long time..." Itachi tried to punched Ukon, but he ducked under him and ran towards the office. Run, Ukon, run!

"Ow! That hurt Itachi-san!" Tobi whined.

"My bad, Tobi. But never mind that! After that guy!" Itachi ordered.

As Ukon ran for his dear life, he looked behind him to see them at his tail. But he doesn't really have a tail. Anyway, he made it to the nurse and panted from running.

"Can I help you?" asked the nurse.

"Yes you can." Ukon said.

"..." There was silence.

"Can you tell me what you want?" asked Tsunade. Let's make the nurse Tsunade.

"Oh yeah. I need Pepto for my brother."

"He has to get it himself."

"What?"

"He.Has.To.Get.It.By.Himself."

"...So I almost died to run here for nothing?"

"Yup."

"Tell him he has to come."

"But he can't make it!"

"Then too bad."

"Man, what kind of nurse are you?"

"A school nurse."

"UGH!"

Ukon left and looked down in disappointment. He ran for nothing. He almost got beat up for nothing but to find a big-boobed lady telling him to let Sakon come get the medicine by himself. Suddenly, Ukon bumped into someone.

"Ow...Sorry I wasn't looking-" Ukon paused to find himself beaten up by Akatsuki.

Ukon limped back to the bathroom where his broter is as he walked passed by his friends.

"Hey, Ukon, what happened to you?"

Ukon just walked passed them and into the bathroom.

"Sakon...you have to...get the medicine by your...self..."

"I can't make it..."

"The nurse...said so..."

"Tell her that she'll have to clean the floor if I go."

"Fine..."

Ukon limped back to the nurse's office.

"He said...you'll have to clean...um...something if he comes to get it..."

"Well! What a stubborn kid."

Ukon was getting pissed, waiting for the Pepto and being a frikkin' messenger.

"LOOK, MS.BIG-TITS! MY BROTHER CAN'T MAKE IT HERE BECAUSE HIS SHIT IS GOING TO COME OUT AND NOW HE HAS TO GET IT BY HIMSELF! AND I'M BEING THE FREAKIN' MESSENGER FOR YOU TWO AND I'M GETTING BEAT UP BY MY RIVALS, SO WHY WON'T YOU JUST GIVE ME MY BROTHER'S FUCKING PEPTO AND I'LL TAKE IT TO HIM AND I'LL BE WELL ON MY WAY?"

"..."

The fustrated Ukon just looked through some cabinets and got Pepto. He limped back out again. He was breathing hard from running and getting beaten up. He smiled at the medicine, finally. His mission's complete. No more trouble. Or so he thought. As he walked back, Akatsuki jumped him again.

"Dude, what happened to you?" asked Jiroubou, eating a bag of chips. Ukon was using a cane and holding the Pepto in his water pouch in his backpack. He limped past them and went to the bathroom. Again. He got the Pepto and held onto it.

"Here...Sakon...The Pepto..." Ukon tried to say.

"Hey thanks. Wait, what happened to you?"

"DON'T ASK! Just!...take the damn medicine."

Sakon just gazed at his brother and then back at the Pepto.

"Um..."

"What...now?"

"Thanks for your effort, Ukon."

"Your welcome..."

Sakon smiled and said, "But you didn't have to get it."

"WHAT...?"

"Tayuya already called her mom for some and she got it for me."

"..." Ukon limped out of the bathroom.

"Ukon?" asked Sakon. Sakon ran out of the bathroom.

"Ukoooooooonnnnnn?" Sakon called out.

"Ahhhhhh!" screamed Ukon as he jumped Sakon.

"Hey, what-"

"YOU BASTARD!"

"AH!"

The poor Sakon tried to defend himself from the big and badly hurt Ukon. Tayuya came and tried to stop them. And thus, ends this special. So uh...THE END. Whadda happy ending.

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Yup. There's Ukon's special. His very own little story. Next chapter is going to be mostly about KibaHinaShino for people who wants to see how they work it out. Mostly about genins. Thanks for reading!