Chapter 5: Kisame and Zaku's Math and Anko's Rage
GeninsAnko
Akatsuki and Sound ninsAsuma
Sorry it took quite a while. But here it is! Enjoy :)
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When the bell rang, the Akatsuki and the Sound Nins went to Asuma's class. (Don't forget Lee, Neji, and Tenten. Almost forgot them.)
"Ok, class. Today we're going to refresh everything from 8th grade." Asuma explained.
"WHAT!" everyone screamed.
"BECAUSE! The author just ended 8th grade and she forgot a lot of things, so she's making you learn this! Ok, anyways..."
"Stupid author." Zaku said.
What did you say? But I like you, asshole! And I want you to get smart! Stupid sexy bitch.
"Hey! I heard the author's voice! OMG!"
"Hey, HE'S MINE! BACK OFF!" screamed Kin.
"You love Neji too, HUH!" screamed Tenten.
"Tenten-chan, calm down." said Lee.
"What was that?" asked Asuma.
"Well, I'll show her!" Zaku pouted.
"Me too!" Kisame added.
The two dumbasses dumbheads went up to the board and wrote things down. They stopped and showed their work.
"This is what I know." Zaku explained. He added, "Two plus two equals four! And two times two equals four. And x in x + 23(5) - 654 43 equals one thousand nine hundred seventy three. Using mental math, five divided by two hundred fifteen is forty three!"
Ha! I did that mental math in Chuck E. Cheese's! We were dividing coins. But I HAD to go because no one was going to be home with me!
"Shut up, lady." Zaku ended his sentence. Now it was Kisame's turn.
"OK! Now here's my math!" Kisame had some wierd object in his hand. It was made by wood.
"Is that a frikkin' musket?" asked Sasuke.(Lol, I love 'Malibu's Most Wanted'.) XD
"No, it's a broom!" answered Kisame.
"But that's woodshop, not math." exclaimed Zaku.
"Shut up! What do YOU know about math?" Kisame replied.
"..."
"That's not math!" Itachi screamed boredom.
"Oh, ok. Then...wait until you see...THIS!" Kisame shouted.
Kisame showed his 'work'.
"Ok. This word says 'cool'. Cool means that you're a player and you're a girl and you're a player." Kisame explained.
"That's not what cool means, un." Deidara said.
"It's not?" asked Kisame.
"What idiot told you that?" asked Sasori.
",This guy named Kiba." Kisame answered.
"Sit down, students. I need to teach you guys THIS." Asuma ordered.
"Yessir." said Zaku.
"OK!" Kisame yelled.
With the Genins...
"I'M ANKO OF THE TEACHERSSSSS! SUGAR & COFFEE! HAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG!"
"..."
"How lame." Kiba whined.
"Kiba-kun. Want some sugar?" asked Hinata.
"Sure!" replied Kiba.
"..." said Shino. He was already eating some with Hinata. He felt really twitchy.
"Shino-kun? What's wrong?" asked Hinata.
"Ahahahahahahahahahaha!" laughed Shino. He started to dance with Anko.
"SHINO-KUN!" cried Hinata.
As soon as she said that, she saw Kiba up there, dancing his little dog-heart out with the hyper teacher and crazy friend. Suddenly, Hinata felt strange too and found out that Anko must've put some coffee or something in the sugar. Soon, she started dancing with the three hyper and crazy people. While they were dancing, Kiba accidentally tripped on Shino's foot and smacked Anko on the face. She kinda snapped out of her hyperness.
"How dare you! I'll keeeeellll you! In...ANKO WORLD!" screeched Anko. (Bobobo world. Remember? If you don't, it's when Bobobo sends his enemies there and completely random things happen there until the enemy had enough.) (Scenes might be from Bobobo or Malibu's Most Wanted, or any other show I know. Scene may change a little in words, objects, etc.)
Back to the story...
"What the...?" questioned Kiba. He looked at Anko and Shino, who were dancing in kimonos at a festival. He somehow got there too and started dancing. Suddenly, Hinata popped out of nowhere with a giant military tank and shot at the festival. Their little heads popped out of the festival as they screamed. Then Hinata had a lucky hanky pajamas and slept in the middle of the grass field. Anko took the tank and ran her over.
"Muahahahahahaha!" laughed Anko.
Shino came out of nowhere and helped Hinata up.
"C'mon, Hinata! I'll take care of this lady!" Shino explained.
"Ok." said Hinata.
"Raaaa!" Shino cried and threw Hinata at the tank.
Anko used her snake jutsu and cut Shino in half.
"Shino! Use this!" cried Hinata as she threw him some tape.
"Huh..." Shino said and threw the tape at the tank.
"Yeah, take that!"
"That's not what it's for!" screamed Hinata.
Kiba also came out of nowhere with a giant bird and it swooped down and ate the tank. The tank shot and the bird exploded.
Then, Anko, Shino, and Hinata were in a spaceship.
They screamed in unision, "3, 2, 1, blast oooofffffffffffff!" As the rocket ship went up, the seats ejcted them and they were flung out and it flung them on the floor.
"AHH! Stupid spaceship!" cried Anko.
Shino was ejected to the sky, though. He was falling.
"Ah! My bugs! Help me!" said Shino. He made his bugs form a shape of a canon. He confidently accepted that he's falling, but falling into that 'safe' canon. When he got to the bug canon, he fell through.
"OUCH!" said the poor Shino.
Anko and Hinata came with a herd of rhinos and ran over Shino and Kiba. Then they came with a giant machine and stomped on them.
Then a stage popped out of nowhere and Shino started singing with Kiba.
Shino:I like to move it move it
I like to move it move it
I like to move it move it
You like to-
Kiba:MOVE IT!
Shino:I like to move it move it
I like to move it move it
I like to move it move it
You like to-
Kiba:MOVE IT!
Shino:I like to move it move it
I like to move it move it
I like to-
"Stop ingnoring uuuusss!" cried Anko as she spun like a drill and hit Shino and Kiba.
"Thank you, thank you very much." said Elvis.
"ELVIS!" screamed Kiba.
Suddenly, it said, "Sucker." and exploded.
Kiba chased Anko with a giant ax.
Shino and Hinata: Run, bitch, ruuuunnn! He's gonna keeelllll you! (Lol. MMW.Malibu's Most Wanted.)
Anko got out a machine gun and blasted him to bits. Literally.
As the smoke cleared, Kiba's shadow was there. As the smoke completely cleared, Kiba had a mustache and small beard. Also thick Chinese brows like Confucious.
"Now, Confusion says beweah(Beware)." said Kiba in a mexican italian pizza guy voice.
"Who the heck is Confusion!" asked Hinata in confusion. I think Hinata already knows who's confusion...
"Excuse me, miss. But your face seems to be losing it's youth. Perhaps you'd like to try my product?" said Kiba in a suit.
"Wha...?" (Anko)
"Oh, I'm sorry, we haven't been introduced. The name's Inuzuka Kiba. I sell youth products. Here's my card." said Kiba.
"YOUTH!" screamed Lee and Gai, who happen to come in Anko World for some strange reason.
"But...my pockets are full right now so I have nowhere to put your card." explained Anko.
"Oh, oh, yes you do, miss. Here you go." said Kiba as he put the card between her boobs.
"PERVEEEERRRTTT!" screamed Anko as she hit Kiba with a giant pingpong thing.
She then threw a giant table at him.
"Foot leech!" screamed Hinata.
"OMG, WHERE!" cried Kiba.
"FOOT leech, where else?"
"OMG, WHERE!"
"Sigh..."
Anko let her genjutsu Ank World go and the class stared in awe.
"W...T...F?" said Gaara.
"What a pain in the ass." said Shikamaru.
"OMG!" cried Ino and Choji.
"I forgot! I need a quarter!" cried Ino. Choji said OMG to the Anko World, thinking Ino was saying OMG to it too. Lol. Choji looked at her wierd. 'Cuz Ino rox. Hell yeah! Anyways, yeah. Ino went around asking people for a quarter.
"Do you have a quarter?" asked Ino.
"No." replied Shikamaru.
"Do you!" asked Ino.
"I only got five dollars." said Sasuke
"Can I have it!" asked Ino.
"I need it for after school!"
"I need it too!"
"Ok." said Sasuke and he gave her the five bucks. Go Ino! Lol.
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG!
Now YOU go. J/k.
Well, that's it. And next week, there's gonna be the 6th chapter. Please comment.
KIN: Yeah! Or I'll use my raining marshmellows on you!
Would you get out of here!
KIN: Ninpou:Raining Marshmellows Technique!
That's not a technique! (Gets killed by and kinda eats marshmellows)