Everyone's at their 5th period, which is P.E. Haku finally arrives! And Hana and Kabuto hasn't got much fame, so they'll be in here too. A lot. Now stop bothering me. And tomorrow I go to school! NOT summer school, REAL school. August 9, Paloma Valley High. And there's like, 3500 people there! DX
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Every student known so far went to P.E. to meet their new P.E. teacher.
"Youthful students! Today, we're not going to dress up in your youthful P.E. uniforms on this youthful day! My name is Gai!"
"...Ok?"
Gai tried to continue with his 'youthful' speech, but someone came to him and gave him a note and that PERSON sat down.
"Wait! Get back up here, kid!" Gai shouted. That 'person' went to Gai.
"Everybody! Meet your new kinda late to class friend!" Gai introduced.
"Say, what's your name?" he asked.
"...Haku." (You'll see why he's called, 'that person'.)
"Ok! Now sit down while I tell everybody what we're doing today!" And Haku sat down next to Zaku, Dosu, and Kin.
(Here's the funny part. :D Well, it's funny to me..)
Zaku thought he was a 'she' so Zaku whispered to Dosu, "She's hot." Kin overheard and got jealous. She gives a death glare to Zaku, who's not paying attention. Zaku was sitting next to Haku and Dosu went to sit on the other side. Haku felt uncomfortable.
"Hiya!" Zaku waved at Haku. Hey, Zaku...Haku. Zaku Haku. Lol. It rhymes. Oh! Anyway(Please ignore that), Dosu and Zaku scooted closer to Haku until he was squished. Kin scooted over to Zaku over jealousy.
"Uh...why-
"You're cute." said Zaku.
"Mine!" cried Dosu.
"MINE!" cried Kin as she took Zaku.
"Thanks for the compliment, but...are you guys gay?" asked Haku.
"...Nooo...why?"
"Oh. So when you told me I'm cute, is that a love compliment or a 'welcome to your new school, please feel comfortable here' compliment?"
"...Love? I guess so."
"Dosu! Back off! She's mine! I saw her first!"
"No! Go fuck your Kin!"
When Dosu said that, everybody stopped what they were doing, (Listening to Gai) and looked at them.
"No!"
"Zaku! Are you cheating on me?"
"Please, stop!" yelled Haku.
"I think you're cute. . " said Zaku.
"No, I think you're cute."
"Well, I think you guys are gay!"
"Why?" asked Zaku and Dosu in unision.
" 'Cuz I'm a boy."
A dramatic Zaku and Dosu screamed as a sword went through their heads. (Dramatically, of course, but not for reals.)
Kin was surprised and stopped Zaku and Dosu from screaming. But she also had no idea he was a 'he'. So she was like, OMG!
And yeah.
After that, everyone had to go do an activity. Besides sleeping and laying down.
Naruto and friends ran up to Kin's group.
"Kiiiiiiinnnnn! Hi Kin!" yelled Naruto.
"Oh great, it's those freshmen." said Tayuya.
"Hi Kin! Hey, we all were still wondering about what you said earlier. About those bad groups. Who are the 11th graders we should stay away from?" asked Kiba.
"Go away, freshmen." ordered Tayuya.
"But we need to know who we need to watch out for." said Hinata.
"Why do you want to know?" asked Kin.
"Because we don't like being beaten up." answered Tenten.
"Fine. But at least we didn't do nothing to you." Zaku explained.
"What?" asked Tenten.
"Don't you freshmen get anything? WE'RE the 11th graders you guys need to watch out for! We pick on freshmen! Yes! We tease them! Yes, and we beat them up!"
The genins gasped.
"Sorry, but we are. At least you guys know now. We're not going to do anything to you, so calm down. Geez. And besides, we only beat freshmen up if they do something to us or tries to befriend us."
The 10th graders walked away and sat down.
With unused characters...
Kabuto, Hana, Kankuro, and Temari, (Wow, that's an odd group.) were telling Haku and Choji about the school. And let's just make Kabuto nice, K?
"I feel so left out..." Kabuto said.
"I know. All because the stupid author forgot about us!" Hana agreed.
(Soundninzrule:Hey, sorry! God, I'm REALLY busy, Ok! I go on Quizilla too, ya know.)
"I know! Let's sing a song for no frikkin' reason what-so-ever!" cried Kankuro.
Temari, Hana and Haku talked about sometihng else while Kankuro, Kabuto, and Choji sang, "I Like To Move It".
"They suck. At least, worse than my brother, Kiba." said Hana.
"Kiba?" asked Choji.
"Yeah. Kiba."
"I know him! He's a childhood friend of mine! He never told me he had a sister!"
"Really? Kiba's an idiot, he doesn't talk about ME to anyone..."
"I'm not an idiot." Kiba said from outta nowhere.
"Yes, you are. Now shut up or else I'll tell my friends to beat you up."
"Ok."
"I have a little brother too. He's quite the fiesty one." Temari explained.
"You mean the red head over there beating up another freshmen?" asked Hana.
"Yeah."
"Haku, do you have a sibling?"
"No."
As they talked, the author is running out of things for them to talk about. So, the guys finished their song.
"So are you guys done sing-"
Kankuro:Are you ready, kids!
Kabuto and Choji: Aye Aye, Captain!
Kankuro: I can't heaaarr you!
Kabuto and Choji: Aye Aye, Captain!
Kankuro: Oooooohhhhhhhhhhhh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Kabuto & Choji: Spongebob Squarepants!
Kankuro: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
Kabuto & Choji: Spongebob Squarepants!
Kankuro: If nautical nonsense be something you wish?
Kabuto & Choji: Spongebob Squarepants!
Kankuro: And drop on the deck and flop like a fish?
Kabuto & Choji: Spongebob Squarepants!
Kankuro: Ready?
All: Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongebob Squarepants!
Kankuro: Spongeboooooooobbbb Squarepaaaaaannnnts! (Laughs like the head painting pirate)
Temari, Hana, and Haku stared at them. Before Temari can speak, Kankuro, Choji, and Kabuto started to do the howl thing Spongebob, Patrick, and the Flying Dutchman did.
Kankuro: Ahhhh-oooooo!
Kabuto: Tyuh-yuhyuhyuhyuh!
Choji: Heedo lee dolee dolee!
Kankuro: Ahhhh-oooooo!
Kabuto: Tayuh-yuhyuhyuhyuh!
Choji: Heedo lee dolee dolee!
(Before Kankuro can howl)
Choji: Hooooo-dlee-ooooooo-looo-loo-looo-leeeeuuuuhhhh!
(Before Kankuro can howl again)
Choji: Hoooooooooeeeeee-uhhhhhh-duhbuh! Uuuuuuhhhh!
They stared at Choji for a long time and just stopped what they're doing and talked with Temari, Haku, and Hana.
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