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The New Annoyance

Time skip: One year and a half

It was the night before the wedding, and Keitorin couldn't sleep. She was remembering that dream that she had when she was little. The bride and the groom… Her and Sasuke… Death.

She eventually went to sleep. After all, things could change. She wasn't afraid to die. But she was afraid, at the same time. Not the concept of it, just the fact of not being near anyone she knew... Maybe she could say hello to her mother and father. Keitorin got up and got a drink. She remembered she felt this way when she was so little... She thought she would die.

The next day, she was absolutely glowing. Temari did her hair, which did not include dying it pink. Before she knew it, she was getting ready to walk up the aisle. She was told that Kakashi was coming. Late, as usual.

Keitorin looked up. It was kind of hard not to, because a crowd of Hidden Rain Ninja just came crashing through the ceiling. Keitorin ran up next to Sasuke.

"Hey! Look who crashed the party!" Naruto cried.

"You had better not be talking about me, Naruto!" Keitorin wheeled around to find Kakashi. She just hoped that this wasn't the last time she'd see him.

"Sensei-san, fashionably late as usual…" Keitorin said. He had that book again! It was bad enough that he read them, but he brings them to his goddaughter's wedding! She had to remember, if she eversaw him again, to yell at him.

Keitorin saw Tsunade and her and Kakashi's little ten year old boy, Nobu. Tsunade took him out and ran with him somewhere safe.

BeforeKeitorin could do anything, about twenty-five Hidden Rain ninja came and started fighting her.

She looked over the mass of ninja and saw that Sasuke and Kakashi were up against about twenty, and Naruto up against about fifteen... Sixteen... Twenty... Twenty-five... She felt almost sorry for the Hidden Rain ninja as hey were being picked off one by one by Kyuubi.

Although they were all fighting hard, there were just too many Hidden Rain Nin. Keitorin was quickly overpowered. She sat there, too exhausted to move, kneeling on the ground. She was clutching the locket that Sasuke bought for her a bit ago.

"I will give you one last chance. Surrender the Teleporter, or you will die."

"No. You will never get it. No matter how hard you try. I'm not afraid to die," Keitorin whispered.

"Fine. I gave you a chance. It's a shame, to see a pretty girl like you die on your wedding day. Valentine's Day, no less." The man lifted his arm and most of the ninja threw their kunai in the air.

Quick as a flash, Keitorin ripped off her locket, activated her Teleporter, ripped the wires out of the back, and jumped through the vanishing hole.

No one saw this, so as far as they knew, Keitorin was squashed like a bug.

"KEITORIN!" Sasuke screamed.

"Yes, it's sad, isn't it?" The leader taunted him.

Before the man could do anything, Sasuke had him by the neck. "I… will… kill… you…"

The man's eyes bugged out and he was gasping for breath like a fish out of water.

"No you won't! Sasuke, stop, we need to interrogate him!" Temari desperately tried to get him off of the man; tears were streamingdown her face. But Sasuke didn't move.

"Sasuke! Stop being so troublesome! This is a real drag!" Shikamaru cried. He did his Shadow Control Jutsu and made Sasuke drop the half-conscious man on the floor. Kakashi came over and started shifting the various ceiling bits around. Everyone joined in, afraid that they will find a blood spattered piece of ceiling. The first thing that was found was found by Yumiko.

"It's her… thing!" Yumiko cried when she found the Teleporter.

Sasuke found the locket. Kakashi observed the back of the Teleporter.

"She is… alive," He stated.

"How do you know?" Yumiko asked.

"She is in her own real time either alive and greatly shaken or it is possible that she could have still gotten squashed. But I would hope not," Kakasi said monotonously.

Sasuke opened the locket.

Dear Sasuke-kun,

Hihi! If you're reading this, it's probably on our wedding day. I'm fine, I'm home. Unfortunately, I won't be able to come back, because I kinda broke the Teleporter. It was the only way I found possible, I probably should have thought that over a bit more carefully. Life leads us to certain places, and I hope yours leads you well.

Aikou,

Keitorin

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It is a very rainy night. Sasuke sighs. The TV is on and he is sure if his daughter turns the radio up any more the windows are going to break.

"Ketorin, turn the volume down!" Sasuke hollers.

"Okay, just a minute!"

He walks into the family room. His two sons, Shigeru and Kuyuu are watching TV.

"Okay, boys, bed in half an hour. You've got school in the morning," Sasuke says sternly.

"Uh…" They both grunt.

Lightning flashes. There is a knock on the door.

Now who could that be, outside on such a nasty night? Sasuke thinks.

Sasuke opens the door. Two girls are outside. One has blue hair and a blue shirt and pants with a lighter blue skirt over it. She is about eleven or twelve. The other girl has light green hair and a pastel pink dress. They don't have hitai-ate.

"Is this the Uchiha residence?" The older girl asks, rain dripping down her hair.

"Yes, it is. I'm afraid I won't be able to help you, it's late and not the time for charities," Sasuke says wearily as he goes to close the door.

"Wait!" The blue clad girl puts her foot in the way of the closing door.

Sasuke glares at her, getting annoyed.

She looks down in a shamed matter. "Marukomu…" She mutters quietly.

Sasuke freezes. "What?"

"Our mother sent us here. She told us to tell you her name…" The green haired girl says.

"Marukomu…" The younger girl says again.

"What- What is her first name?" Sasuke asks.

Kuyuu, the younger of the boys, comes to see why the hallway is getting drenched. "Dad, what the-"

"Keitorin."

Okay, that's the end! Please, no applause, just send money! And in your review, tell me if you want a sequel. I will be deciding if there is a sequel and if there is when it will be coming. Thank you to all those people who reviewed! I will be putting up another 'chapter' thanking those who reviewed and thanking various people. Stay tuned cuz that says what's going on with this sequel idea of mine. If you don't mention anything about the sequel, i will take it as a no. And I mean it, review, because I lready have the first three chpters done. Me and my friends think it's pretty good.

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