"That was great, Tabby."

Tabitha put one hand on her hip; she and Kitty spoke at the same time. "Who are you?"

The group grinned. The shortest a girl with dark hair that seemed almost black (but for the sake of the story we'll call it black) spoke up next.

"Well...we are members of the WHAT Team."

"The what team?" All girls asked in unison.

"Yes." A shorter brunette answered with a nod.

"No, what is the name of your team?"

"Precisely." The blonde answered, her blue eyes blinking in wonder at their confusion.

The girls looked at each other, each as lost as the next.

"Your team's name is Precisely?" Kitty asked.

"No it's WHAT." The Tallest spoke again.

"How should we know?" Jean inquired, which was weird because she could just read their mind, but Jean had "morals".

"We just told you!" All four of the mysterious girls answered in uniison.

Amara sighed, feeling rather dumb. "What is it?"

"Yes" The almost black (but for the sake of the story just called black)-haired girl replied.

"Your team's name is Yes?" Jubilee asked.

"No it's WHAT!" The smaller brunette raised her voice.

"WE DON'T KNOW!" All the X-Gals yelled.

"Wait I've seen this comedy sketch before. Everybody be quiet." The tallest answered everyone obeyed and fell silent. "We are called the WHAT Team. Our Team name is spelled. W-H-A-T." She explained.

"OH!" Then there was understanding.

"I'm Candice Marie Costello, Ace Reporter." The Tallest announced. "But you can call me Candie. This is Emilee Burke." She motioned to the "black" haired girl.

"This is Jinx and Taylor Ghast." Candie finished.

"I prefer to be called Nemesis." The shorter brunette added with a scowl in Candie's direction.

A strange silence fell over the group as they all wondered what should be said next. Kitty was the first to snap out of it. "So... what are you doing here?"

Emilee sighed dramatically. "Well you see, Taylor needed assistance in comprehending her physics homework and I was unable to tutor her so we sought out to find Forge. However our resident Genius was nowhere in sight. Then due to Taylor's unbalanced nature, gravity took affect on her causing her to fall precisely 9.8 meters per second and she landed on a button." Emilee paused and took a large breath, unaware that only Jean was following what she was saying.

"That demolecularized our physical beings and atomically reconstructed us again in this alternate dimension or parallel universe."

Candie rolled her eyes and groaned. "Would you please stop doing that Emilee? You sound like that Reed Richards creep."

At this statement Jean gasped in horror. "Reed Richards is not a creep! He is a brilliant man and a cutting edge scientist!"

Jinx gagged,and Taylor made a cough that sounded a lot like "Child Molester."

"Anyway, the point we're trying to get at is do you know where we can find the Forge from your universe?" Candie asked.

The X-Gals shifted uncomfortably. "We kinda kicked him out." Rogue answered finally.

"BUT YOU SHOULD STAY!" Kitty announced. "Until he comes back."

"Yeah the more the merrier as I always say." Tabitha flashed a peace sign.

The WHAT Team exchanged glances. "Sure."

Meanwhile

"Wait, let me get this straight: All of the girls are having a crazy party where they're doing who knows what, and all of you are sitting here not trying to get it on video tape!" Pietro yelled, waving his hands in the air.

"Well yeah. That would be invading their privacy." Scott answered with a shrug, not understanding what the big deal was.

All the Brotherhood boys slapped a hand over their faces.

"Oy..." Lance shook his head trying to comprehend how any of the X-Geeks had girlfriends.

"Let me explain." Pietro, sighed massaging his temples. "Girls, when they are alone with their own species, do things that we guys would pay a whole lot of money to see."

"OH!" The X-guys said in unison... which was very creepy.

Fred rose to his feet and pointed at Forge who's face was turned away in horror along with every other guy. "You! What's wrong with you guys?"

"Towel! Put your towel back on." Roberto stated.

Fred looked down and saw the towel was no longer around his waist. "Oh!" He puleld it back up and everyone relaxed somewhat.

"Anyway... Smart Guy! Can you hook up the cameras to our TV?"

Forge stared at Fred as if he were the stupidest person alive...which he probably was.

"Psht! Can Einstein solve the theory of Relativity?"

He sighed when all the guys stared at him quizzically. "Yes I can hack into the security system and get the video to appear on your Television set. All I need is a computer."

All eyes turned towards a broken PC sitting on a three-legged table in the kitchen. Forge cracked his knuckles. "Easily fixed."

Meanwhile

"So what is your Universe like?" Amara asked after they'd all changed into their PJs. She was wearing a black silk tank top with matching shorts with flames.

"Well... It's a lot like here actually. The guys are all the same except Scott he got kinda angsty after the death of J-... His Gerbil Named John!" Taylor rubbed her side after Emilee elbowed her. In their universe Jean was dead; but it was best not to mention that.

"Yeah. Except I'm dating Kurt..." Candie added with a sigh thinking about her Fuzzy elf.

"Well that's a nice change from this universe I'm starting to think He's turned gay after Amanda dumped him." Tabitha laughed plopping down on the couch with Wanda. They were wearing matching night shirts and pants. Wanda didn't seem to enjoy it too much.

"How many times do I have to tell you to stop wearing those!" Wanda snapped.

Tabitha laughed. "C'mon Wands We're like sisters!"

"I have no sister." She grumbled crossing her arms.

"Okay all set." Forge pushed a button and The Tv switched to a view of the X-Gals.

They were sitting in a circle with various snacks.

All the boys eyes were glued to the TV set all except for Scott who remained unaffected by the screen.

"Who are those four girls with them?" He asked pointing at the four WHAT Team members.

"Who cares?" Bobby asked still looking at the TV.

"Especially when that blonde is stretching!" Sam added.

At once all the boy's heads tilted to the left, and even Scott was hooked.

"Pass the Popcorn." He ordered taking a seat by Kurt.

"Oh look! Now the brunette is trying!"

Meanwhile

"Okay I give! You win the flexibility contest, Jinxy." Taylor fell to the floor in a heap.

Jinx laughed and took a bow. "Thank you, I do try."

"Would you two Rubber girls sit down so we can continue?" Jubilee grabbed a handful of Skittles. "It's your turn anyway, Jean. If you could sleep with any of the guys other than Scoot, who would it be?"

The guys started taking bets.

"Oh, c'mon girls, I already said I wouldn't have anyone other than Scott." Jean waved them off.

"Jean, you have to have thought about it!" Kitty sighed throwing popcorn at her.

"Well... I guess... it would have to be." She bit her lip, looking at all the girls. "Pyro."

Everyone at The Mansion and at The Brotherhood began laughing, all except Scott, who found it very unamusing.

"Oh, C'mon Scoot, It is very funny." Kurt laughed putting an hand on his friend's shoulder.

"Whatever."

"I just happen to like his accent, that's all!"

The girls laughed harder.

"It's a turn on! Oh, I'm getting more soda!" She snapped, blushing deeply and walking out of the room.

"Haha well... Candie, you said you were dating Kurt in your universe. Who else would you choose?" Kitty inquired, now that Jean was gone.

The boys exchanged confused glances.

"Okay, who are those crazy people?" Bobby asked.

"I dunno but vhat do zey mean by 'Dating Kurt in your Universe?' I'm not dating anyvone." Kurt stared, tail twitching.

"I've been trying to tell you! They're probably from my dimensional transport portal!" Forge proclaimed.

"Shhh! She's answering!" They all commanded.

Forge sighed sadly at being dismissed once again.

"Forge definitely. He is sooo hot in my universe. I wonder if he is here too."

There was a resounding "Mhm." throughout all the girls.

Candie grinned. "What about you, Wanda? Do you think Forge is hot?" She asked with a mischevious grin.

Wanda's eyes widened then narrowed. "Why should I tell you?"

"BECAUSE I AM THE ALMIGHTY TALLEST!" Candie shouted.

Wanda was surprised by this outburst"O-of course not. Please, I don't have time to concentrate on men…."

Her face was deep red and it was obvious she was lying.

"My girl has a crush on an X-Geek!" Tabitha hugged Wanda tightly.

"I don't have a crush on anyone…but out of all the guys I have to choose to sleep with, he would be my choice." She stated matter-of-factly.

Todd cried into a pillow, while Forge was getting high fives. He was up two girls.

"What can I say? Girls like a brainy guy."

"That isn't an accomplishment. It was my sister and the crazy one." Pietro snorted; but of course, he was just envious because nobody had chosen him yet.

"MY TURN! CHOOSE ME!" Tabitha yelled, waving her hand in the air.

Kitty laughed at the girl's antics. "Fine. Tabitha, who would you choose?"

"Pie…The boy's pasty but I have seen him in the shower and well…you know."

"Kill me now…" Wanda groaned, as Jean re-entered.

"Ick! In our dimension he's all over every girl and he will not leave me alone! It's because I'm the only girl who won't have sex with him." Taylor gagged.

Tabitha gasped. "You mean he's asked and you refused!"

"Well, yeah, He's ugly." Taylor scooted away as the girl got closer.

"So who are you dating there?" Wolfsbane asked, as other girls tried to pulled Tabitha away.

"Alex. Scoot's brother." She said quietly with a blush.

"And who would you choose besides him?" Kitty asked, breathlessly, after she'd phased Tabitha through the floor."

" Remy, of course.He's hot." Taylor grinned then dodged a soda can being thrown at her head from Jinx, then a pillow from Rogue. "Back off my Cajun!" Both girls yelled.

Nemesis laughed. "I'm just kidding!"Both girls still glared menacingly.

"Eep." Taylor squeaked, then ran, with Rogue and Jinx hot on her heels.

"I'm sorry!"

The boys looked at Pietro who was busy twitching.

"Called Ugly….am not ugly…" He stated, and the guys shook their heads.

"Girly man." Lance scoffed.

"Hey, speaking of the Cajun and the Spitfire… Maybe the Acolytes should be in on this too." Fred suggested.

"Fred, that is the… greatest thing I've ever heard! Let's call em" Todd hopped away, briefly forgetting about Wanda's "betrayal."