Title-Kitty's Slumber Party

Author-IvyCreed6

Editor-Sotsumi

Ideas- falco no miko and Auntie L

Disclaimer- I own The WHAT Team and that's it.

Notes from the Author: Sorry it took so long guys. So much stuff has been happening lately. My grandfather died and my cousin got married and I haven't had much time to concentrate on my stories. Now school will be comingand I can do nothing but think of this…lolz.

Chapter Six- Kelly, Manly Games, and Fake-out Make-out


"JINXY GO LONG!" Taylor yelled chuncking a roll of toilet paper in the other girl's direction and The blonde caught it zooming around the roof wrapping the house in charmin narrowly missing a large tree.

"Hey watch out you can't get hurt!" Nemisis yelled putting her hands on her hips as she hovered in the air.

Jinx regained her balance still trying to get used to the power of flight. "Hey this is harder than it looks." She snapped.

Nemisis laughed. "Well babe, I fly everyday and yeah it is harder than it looks."

The group of girls was busy working on trashing the outside of Kelly's house.

"My tongue is dry…." Rahne said sticking her tongue out as Kitty place yet another Jolley Rancher on Kelly's expensive car. Almost all the windows were covered in the colorful candies they'd also purchased bologna at Albertsons and were sticking it all over the car which would peel the paint if left long enough.

Candice however was not present due to the fuss she'd made at Albertsons.

One Hour Earlier

"Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one
Open up a package of my bologna
Ooh, I think the toast is done, the toast is done
Top it with a little of my bologna
Never gonna stop, eat it up
Such a tasty snack I always eat too much, then throw up
But I'll soon be back for my, my, my, yi, yi, woo
M-m-m-my bologna!" Candice yelled loudly holding up the packages of meat in the air.

"SHUT UP CANDICE!" Emilee yelled smacking the brunette upside the head yet she persisted as people began to stare at them. The Ace reporter was oblivious to this.

"Spreadin' on the mustard now, show me how
Spread it on a little of this bologna
Hopin' that we don't run out, don't run out
If we do I'm sure that I'll miss bologna
Never gonna stop, eat it up
Such a tasty snack I always eat too much, then THROW UP!"

"Oh my gosh Shut up Mallet or I'll to our world grab mullet toad boy and let him get you." Nemisis yelled covering her ears attempting to block out the noise in vain.
"But I'll soon be back for my, my, my, yi, yi, woo! M-m-m-my bologna M-m-m-my bologna!" Candice still screamed the burped extremely loud in the face of the manager of Albertsons.

"Goin' to the market now, market now
I'm the city's biggest bologna buyer Walkin' down the shopping isles, shopping isles Filling up my basket with Oscar Meyer!"
The manager blinked wishing her could cover his nose with out it being rude. "Excuse me miss but you'll have to stop singing or you need to leave the store."

Candice "Hey I'm allowed to sing! It's my right!"

"Yes, and it's also our right to refuse service to anybody we wish." The manager remarked crossing his arms.

"YOU JUST SAY THAT BECAUSE I'M WHITE!" Candice yelled and the manager stared. He was rather pasty.

"Now, I will continue singing."

"If you do Then I'll call the cops."

"Never gonna stop, eat it up
Such a tasty snack I always eat too much, then throw up
But I'll soon be back for my, my, my, yi, yi, woo
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, my, yi, yi, woo
M-m-m-my bologna
M-m-m-my bologna
M-m-m-my bologna
M-m-m-my bologna! BOLOGNA!" She repeated the song several times before the cops arrived takign her around the arnms dragging her away.
"HEY YOU CAN'T KICK ME OUT OF HERE! ALBERTSON'S IS MY STORE!"

The girls we laughing uncontrollably watching as the boys in blue took their friend away.

"ALBERTSON'S IT'S YOUR STORE!" Emilee and Jinx sang between giggles.

"BUT NOT HER'S!" Taylor yelled and Candice howled as she realized her friends wouldn't help her.

Present

Despite the fact Candice was gone and most of their leadership had disappeared the pranks were coming along nicely.

Kelly's house looked like an dead Egyptian. They had dipped the toilet paper in a mixture of toothpaste and water making it so that the paper would harden and make it difficult to clean up.

The rest of the tooth paste had been used to spread all over the house's windows and the car was covered beginning to look like a car in some sort of art festivel parade.

Nemisis landed on the pavement not wanting to land on the grass for fear of hurting herself from the hundreds of plastic forks they'd stabbed into the dirt.

Rogue pulled out several cartons of eggs and grinned mischeviously taking and egg out and threw it at the house. The egg hit the top of the roof and exploded staining the shingles.

Everybody else took some eggs and began chunking them at the house.

Nemisis grabbed one and smiled. "I've always wanted to do this." She cocked her arm back and threw the egg sending it flying over the house and landing on one three streets down.

"Oops…."

"Gosh woman control your powers!" Emilee commanded since Candice wasn't there to do so.

They all seemed to find this amusing.

"By the way…We all know that Emilee controls water and that Taylor has strength, fligth, and force sheilds…but..Jinx…You don't seem to have a limit…what are your powers exactly?" Kitty asked throwing an egg it fell short and hit the door. Which seemed to work just fine.

"Well…." Jinx began and then drifted into a long explanation similar to one that Emilee herself had earlier.
"I am an empath, I can channel peoples emotions and feel them myself; as well as channeling their powers so I can control them. It works with powers mostly controlled by the mind but if I'm close enough to a person and their emotions are strong enough then I can do more, such as flight with Taylor…she's always extremely emotional. Such an emo…."

"Em-Os …the only cereal that understands you." Emilee said to herself softly.

An egg then hit Jinx in the face. "I am so not emo…now I have to go cry, cut myself, and write bad poetry!" Taylor pouted dramatically. (note: I know not all emo people are like this I hang out with quite a few of them. It's just a joke.)

"I wonder what they guys are doing…." Tabitha said aloud tossing the final egg at the house and the girls sighed looking at their handy work.

"It's so beautiful…" Wana and Rouge said at once.


"OH NO! IT CAN'T BE! I'M STILL STUCK IN THE MOLASSES SWAMP!" Ray yelled getting way too into the game.

"Suck it up you big baby." Sam snapped angry that he was still stuck on a dotten square.

Roberto drew a card and his face lit up "ALRIGHT QUEEN FROSTINE!" He moved his colored character forward. "She is such a babe."

The boys playing Candy Land looked at him.

"You're gay now.."T oad said blinking his yellow eyes at the South American boy.

"I'm not gay just because I said the truth." Roberto defended
" I mean, that sounds ga- I just want you to know this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like... there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh you know, I kinda wanna, ya know, get back out there but I think I like guys" and then there's the big, "Oh I'm I'm a g-gay guy now".
" You're gay for thinking of that."
" I'm like gay for saying that?" Todd asked
" You know how I know you're gay? " Roberto said his temper flaring.
" How? How do you know I'm gay? " Todd and Roberto completely forgot about the game and all the other two boys could do was watch while they argued.
" Because you wore a purple knitted sweater to school…That you made yourself!" Roberto yelled one-upping the toad boy.
" You know how I know you're gay? You just told us that You don't want to have sex until you're married." Taod said referring to a comment he'd made earlier.

"That's not gay that's smart!" Roberto snapped crossing his arms.
" You know how I know that you're gay?"
" How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who other gay people are."
" You know how I know you're gay?" Todd repeated.
" How?" Roberto challenged raising an eyebrow.
"You like Canada!" (note: to all my Canadians…I'm sorry for the cheap shot.)

"You'd better not let Logan hear you mock Canada. Or." Roberto made a snikt noise and waved his fist around as if he had claws. "Toad Kabobs."

"You two are both gay." Sam and Ray said in unison.

"All fo' you are gay fo' playin tha game." Remy said tossing a card into a metal trash can and smirking softly as it blew up sending smoke black smoke into the air. (note:I'm sorry if the accent is horrid.)

Meanwhile in another room in the house The rest of the boys were playing a much more mature and competitive game. Many during this game are redused to tears and are never the same again

"At Last!" Scott thrust his fist into the air dramatically. "I can finally say that I am the only one who has yet to have THE BLACK RING!"

Piotr, Pietro, and Kurt looked at him with a mixture of horror and envy.

"Shut up Scott you still need to get the ring , bracelet, and the crown before you win!" Pietro said pounding his fist on the table causing the pink costume jewelry that adorned his ears and wrist to swing. " WHILE I ONLY NEED THE RING AND CROWN!"

Lance walked in holding a can of Dr. Pepper. He glanced down at the Pretty Pretty Princess box and shook his head. "I have to go, the lack of testosterone in the room disturbes me."

"Don't you wanna be a Pretty Pretty Princess?" Pietro questioned.

"No." Lanced answered.

"I SHALL BE THE PRETTIEST PRINCESS OF THEM ALL!" Scott yelled.

"I wouldn't want to be a Princess." Forge stated entering the room. "In a constitutional Monarchy Parliament has all the power…."

Everyone blinked for a moment then turned away ignoring him completely.

"Didn't you bring any manly games?" Lance asked Piotr who was sitting there quietly.

"Hm?" Piotr asked looking up revealing that he was wearing blue earrings. Lance shuddered.

"Manly games like, Risk, Battle Ship, MasterMind!"

"We burned Mastermind." Remy said entering the room. "As for the others Magneto and Sabertooth have them. Dey went on some sort of retreat for crazed people trying to take over de world. De games are standard issue." Remy explained as it were prefectly normal for a bunch of crazies to do bonding exersizes and the such. The image of Magneto doing the trust fall with a bunch of villans was actually quite amusing to the group and they would later look back on it fondly and chuckle to themselves. For now they shrugged it off.


Jubilee's hair whipped aroudn her as she sped down the road. There were very few cars on the road due to it being late at night.

'What if he…no that's impossible he couldn't have heard what I said..so why?'

She wondered the depressed feeling creeping through her. 'What if he has another girl friend?What if he's with her right now while I am out here looking for him?'

The stinging of tears filled her eyes and she blinked them away. This wasn't a time fro crying she had to be strong. She couldn't break down….


Bobby sighed sitting on his bench in the park very much aware that a hobo was eyeing him to see if he had a chance of taking it. The hobo had yet to make his move so Bobby thought he was safe fro the time being. He rubbed his hands together to keep them from getting cold.

Why would Jubilee say things like that? He sighed holding his headin his hands. Why wouldn't she say things like that? He was horrible to her. He had an amazing, beautiful girlfriend who put up with him. He should've know she would get tired of it when he didn't treat her right.

"I'm so stupid!"


"So what are you only crazy and stuff during fights?" Amara asked confused as John continued to drag her.

"I suppose you could say that. Around the guys I have a reputation to be a little wacko. Arund you…I can be anything right?" Pyro asked seriosuly and Amara blinked.

'This guys is seriously messed up Why would you act insane?'

"Where are we going?" Amara asked aloud.

"To a place…." John answered. Amara rolled her eyes wondering why she didn't just blast him with some flames and run away. 'Because he controls fire duh…' She thought turning her head and her eyes widened because at the stop light they were by was a car…full of the X-girls.

"Crap, they're gonna see me.…" She said grabbing John shoulder and turned him around pushing him against the lght pole and pressing her lips against his.

"Hey guys is that Amara?" Rahne asked pointing towards the girl making out with the guy on the sidewalk.

"There is no way Amara would do that." Kitty said staring.

"Yeah, Besides Amara doesn't have a boy friend remember?" Rogue added.

The light turned green and they started forwards again and Rahne glanced back once more. "I could've sworn…"

Amara opened one eye and saw that the car was gone and pulled away sighing. "Fake-out Make-out sorry my friends would've seen us and…"

"I get it Sheila" John shrugged they looked at each other for a long moment. Amara bit her lip blushing slightly. "Sorry…" She aplogized again.Joh raised an eyebrow and smirked slightly.

"Nothing to apologize for Sheila. I enjoyed it just as much as you did…"


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