AN:
JK: Writer's block SUCKS! I can't think of anything funny! Argh! Okay.

Disclaimer: I own nothing.

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Vexen looked at the hyper musician sitting next to him and flinched.

(He's…AIR GUITARING!) Vexen thought. ( And-what's it called?-head banging!) He glared at Demyx, who was indeed air guitaring and head banging to a song on his trusty mp3 player. "Demyx!" Vexen said, removing one of Demyx's clip-on headphones. "What are you listening to?"

"Lacuna Coil!" Demyx said.

"What?"

"Lacuna Coil!" Demyx said again. "Here, listen."

"Destiny, flying high above…" A male voice sang.

"How can you stand that shit?" Vexen yelled.

"Old people have no taste." Demyx said, running a gloved hand through his hair.

"That does it!" Vexen screamed. "Give me that...that...whatever it's called!"

"Mp3 player?"

"Yes." Vexen answered, holding his hand out. Reluctantly, Demyx handed the scientist his trusty mp3 player. Vexen put it in his pocket.

"You can have this back when you start behaving." Vexen said, returning his attention to driving. Demyx whimpered and looked at the ceiling.

"I'd cross the desert to be with you. I miss you, I miss you." Demyx sang. "I heard the rumors they all were true. I need you, I need you."

"Demyx…" Vexen began.

"Oooooh... Next to me, Next to me. Oooooh... Next to me, Next to me."

"Demyx!"

"I'll take off my make-up, I'll stop and listen. I am alive now, I watch my head spin. I'll take off my make-up, I'll stop and listen. I am alive now, I watch my head spin."

"DEMYX!"

"I'm in love with things you can't define, And I'm in love with things you cannot buy. All for you, the one thing I know's true. All for you, take me and renew"

"Demyx, stop singing about your burning passion for Kitchi!" Vexen said.

"WHAT?" Demyx screamed. "I DON'T HAVE A BURNING PASSION FOR KITCHI! SHE'S JUST MY FRIEND!" Vexen's eyes lit up at the thought of tormenting Demyx.

"Oh, don't deny it. Everyone knows! Your thoughts are corrupted with her face! You drown in her eyes! You dream of having her warm, soft lips pressed against yours!" Demyx recoiled in horror.

"YOU PERVERT!" Demyx screamed, punching the scientist so hard he flew out of the chair. The musician climbed into the driver's seat. "He's gonna be so mad when he wakes up…" Demyx said to no one in particular. "Wait…" Number nine looked at the controls longingly. "Xemnas keeps revoking my driver's license…" He shrugged. "Oh, to hell with Xemnas! I'm gonna drive the ship!"

-About Nine Minutes Later-

Vexen was jolted awake. The gummi ship was going in several different directions, and the scientist turned a shade of red that matched Axel's hair when he saw who was driving.

"What's this do? What's that do?" Demyx asked, pushing every button he could find in the gummi ship.

"Demyx! Stop it!" Vexen yelled, pushing Demyx off the controls. "Xemnas is gonna hear about this…" Demyx fell on his knees at Vexen's feet.

"Don'ttellltheSuperiorI'lldoanythingyousaypleasepleasehavemercy!" Demyx begged. Vexen reached down and smacked Demyx hard across the mouth.

"You're hysterical." The scientist said when he saw Demyx's tear-filled eyes. "Now, calmer. Tell me again."

"Don't tell the Superior! I'll do anything you say! Please, please have mercy!" The musician begged again. Vexen cocked an eyebrow.

"Anything?" He asked.

"I…well…as long as it doesn't involve any confessions or romance of any kind."

"Alright." He pointed at a door that was painted aqua. "Since this is the Organization's gummi ship, that means you have a room on it."

"Okay…where're we goin' with this?"

"Go to your room. Stay there until I tell you you can come out." He glared at Demyx. "Let me make this perfectly clear: No. Noise. At. All."

"But-"

"You said anything. Go."

"Yes, sir…" Demyx muttered, walking to his room. "Oh, yeah. Don't tell me I don't respect my elders! I called you 'sir'." Vexen stormed over to Demyx, picked him up, and tossed him in his room.

"Sit. Stay. You know what to do and what NOT to do." The now very pissed off scientist said. Demyx started to protest, but Vexen slammed the door.

"…Well..." Demyx said, shifting his shoulders around."…this is gonna suck…"

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AN:
JK: Okay. So, Demyx wasn't sent to his room until the end, but whatever!The first song was part of Swamped by Lacuna Coil. The song Demyx sang was Rumors by Waking Ashland. I like torturing people, but what Vexen was doing to Demyx, the whole 'burning passion for Kitchi' thing came from a comic strip called Calvin and Hobbes. Poor Demyx…oh, well! Ah, yes. The 'What's this do? What's that do?' thing from Invader ZIM. Ididn't mention that until a kind reveiwer reminded me! Thanks! (Hands cookie) Bye, now!