AN:

JK: Oy…I hate writer's block…my mom won't let me near sugar either…dammit…oh well!

Disclaimer: I own nothing except Kitchi.

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Vexen was enjoying the quiet he'd manage to achieve by sending Demyx to his room and telling him that he would come and get him later.

"Ahh…quiet at-" He began. He was cut off by a strange springing noise coming from Demyx's room. "What the…?" He put the gummi ship in temporary auto-pilot. "Demyx, what in Dark Dive are you doing?" He asked, opening the door to Demyx's room.

"Hi, Vexy!" Demyx said, jumping on his bed.

"Demyx! Stop that immediately!" Vexen yelled.

"Can I come out now?"

"No. You just earned about another two hours."

"Shit!" Demyx cursed, losing his footing and falling off the bed. "Whoa!"

"Demyx? Are you alright?" Vexen asked, running over to the musician. "This is why people tell you not to jump on the bed! Now find something safe and quiet to do!"

"Yes sir…" Demyx muttered. When Vexen left, Demyx flipped his cell phone open. "I know! I'll call Kitchi!" He said, pushing the call button in his phonebook.

-In Kitchi's Room-

Kitchi was laying on the bed and reading a magazine when her cell phone rang.

"Hey, Mr. Wonderful! Oh, you're so incredible!" The phone sang.

"Oh! Must be Ixi-Nii!" She said excitedly, picking her phone up. "Yo?"

"Hey, lover! Guess who?"

"Demyx."

"Yep!"

"I knew it was you. I have the song Mr. Wonderful programmed into my phone to go off every time you call. What's up, sugar?"

"Ah, Vexen sent me to my room and told me to do something safe and quiet to do. Got any ideas?"

"Ouch. Bummer…this sounds crazy, but why don't you just behave?"

"…I'm sorry, lover. I think I had some water in my ears. WHAT did you say?"

"Nothing. Well, I dunno what you should do. Oops! I'm going to miss a meeting!"

"So?"

"Well, if I don't go…some other random member will break my door down and carry/drag me kicking and screaming to the meeting."

"Oh. Later babe!"

"Bye, sweetie!" Kitchi said, then hung up. "Damn…" She checked her wall clock and smirked. "Three, two, one."

"KITCHI!" Axel screamed, breaking her door down.

"Right on time."

-Back In Demyx's Room-

Demyx put his phone away and sighed.

"Damn meetings…oh, well." He glanced at the clock. "I guess I'll just take a nap. And then, and only then, will I stop talking to myself!" The musician walked over to the bed, laid down, and fell asleep.

-Two Hours Later-

Vexen looked at the clock on the wall.

(Well, he hasn't made any noise for the past two hours. I guess I'll let him out.) The scientist put the gummi ship on temporary auto-pilot and walked to Demyx's room. "Demyx? You can come out now." Vexen said, opening the door to Demyx's room. "Awww…" He crooned, seeing Demyx out like a light. (He looks so innocent when he's asleep…but only when he's asleep! I'd better not wake him.) He left Demyx in his room and reset the gummi ship to manual.

-About An Hour Later-

"Vexen?" Demyx yawned, walking out of his room. Vexen had left the door open to let Demyx know that he could come out when he woke up. "What happened?"

"You fell asleep."

"So?"

"You looked so peaceful and I didn't have the heart to wake you."

"You don't have a heart at all." Demyx said, walking over to the seats and sitting in shotgun. Vexen snarled something inaudible. "What?"

"Nothing."

"Oooh! You said something nasty, didn't you? Well? Huh? Huh? Huh?"

"Demyx, I'm about to use you as a test subject for my next experiment."

"Hmph! Scientists! Well... In your case...hmph! Old scientists!"

"Demyx!"

"Sorry…"

AN:
JK: My favorite chapter is coming next! Oh yes. When Demyx said, 'And then, and only then, will I stop talking to myself!' I was using a line from Dib from Invader ZIM. Oh, well. The ringtone Kitchi had programmed was Mr.Wonderful from DDR.Bye!