AN:
JK: DEMYX IS FINALY A CHARACTER IN THE CHARACTER CATIGORY! WHOOT! Ahh…um…ah, yes. So sorry. My computer was experiencing technical difficulties, and Sotto forgot to tell you faithful readers.
Sotto: I'm to busy restraining Dr. Amy Schneider!
Dr. Amy Schneider: 4077th MASH is full of psychos!
Disclaimer: I own nothing except Kitchi.
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"I say, old bean…" Demyx said, adjusting his monocle and sipping his tea. "Do stop glaring at me like that." Vexen's lower eyelid twitched at his new nickname, which happened to be a magical fruit.
"Demyx, must you call me a magical fruit?"
"Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more-"
"DEMYX!" Vexen yelled, slapping his hand over Demyx's mouth. "TOO MUCH INNAPROPREATE HUMOR!" He sat back down in the driver's chair. "How old is the author? Seven?"
"What?"
"Nothing."
"Agh! Oh, bother! I do believe I've dropped my monocle!" Demyx said, dropping on his knees and groping around on the floor for his monocle. "Ah, here it is!" The now-British musician said, putting the monocle back over his eye.
"No more Monty Python for you…"
"I say-"
"SHUT UP!"
"…meep…" Demyx said, scooting away from the scientist and taking off his monocle. "V-Vexen?"
"What?" Vexen growled.
"Don't yell at me." The musician whimpered, tears filling his eyes. "Please…"
"OH, FOR-" Vexen screamed, then sighed. "Alright, alright. Stop crying." He reached over and rubbed Demyx's back.
"Vexen?"
"Yes?"
"Can I call someone?"
"Sure."
"Thanks." The musician flipped his cell phone back open. "Okay…Kitchi!"
-Meeting Room-
Kitchi sighed.
"I'm bored!"
"Shh!" Roxas whispered.
"Hmph…"
"Hey, Mr. Wonderful! Oh, you're so incredible!" Kitchi's cell phone sang.
"Ah! Dammit!" She ran out of the room and answered her phone. "Yo!"
"Kit? I'm bored. What do I do?"
"Prank phone call or something. Oops! H-Hey! Put me down you sonuva…Sorry! Gotta go!"
-Gummi Ship-
Demyx hung up and sighed. "Those meetings last forever!"
"Demyx? You realize because of time differences, that the meeting Kitchi's in is actually tomorrow's."
"AGH!"
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AN:
JK: The funny chapter's comin' next! WHOOT! Okay, bye.