AN:
JK: Gimme a WHOOT WHOOT!
All My Faithful Readers (If you seriously yell this while reading this fic, I'll give you a cookie): WHOOT WHOOT!
JK: Thank you! (Hands cookie) Alright! Can you say 'prank phone calls'?

Disclaimer: I own nothing except Kitchi.

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Xigbar walked in the meeting room and dropped Kitchi back in her seat.

"Who was it?" Xemnas asked teasingly. "Your boyfriend?"

"…"

"Kit?" Roxas asked, shaking the Ghost Member. Suddenly, his cell phone rang. "Ack! Sorry!" He yelled, running out of the room. "Hello?"

"Excuse me, but is your refrigerator running?"

"Well, yeah, but-"

"You'd better hurry and catch it!"

"Ohmigod! Thanks!" Roxas screamed, hanging up and running into the meeting room. "Guys! Help me catch the refrigerator! It's running away!" The panicky number XIII screamed. Everyone in the room started laughing.

"Roxas!" Larxene giggled. "You got prank phone called!"

"What? Oh, crap!" Roxas sighed. "Wonder who it was?"

"Do you have caller I.D.?" Kitchi asked, pulling herself up off the floor.

"No. Actually, none of us do."

"I thought all cell phones did!"

"You think?" Axel said suddenly, completely shocked. "YOU have a brain?"

"WHAT? You…you…JERK!" Kitchi screamed, jumping out of her chair and tackling Axel, punching him in the face repeatedly.

"WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!" Xigbar screamed, dragging Kitchi off Axel. Suddenly, Larxene's phone rang.

"Argh!" She yelled, running out of the room. "Hello?" She spat.

"Ah, hello ma'am. This is Tony's Pizza Parlor calling to tell you that your twelve hundred pizzas are ready-"

"What? I didn't order twelve hundred pizzas! That'll go straight to my thighs!"

"…But…It's right here! Your name is Larxene, right?"

"Well, yeah, but-"

"Great! That'll be five million munny." The voice said. Larxene hung up, frustrated. She stormed back in the meeting room.

"Prank call." She snarled. Suddenly, Marluxia's phone rang.

"Crap!" He yelled, running out of the room. "Yeah?"

"Excuse me sir, but your incredibly tight leather pants just came in."

"Oh, goodie! I've been waiting for them! They ARE hot pink, right?"

"O.o." The voice on the other end hung up!

"Hello?" Marluxia walked back in and shrugged. Suddenly, Luxord's phone rang.

"Oh, fer-" He yelled, running out of the room. "What?"

"Hi. I'm calling from the magic store-" Luxord hung up and stormed back in.

"Prank. Call." He said angrily.

"Oh, shit." Kitchi muttered. (I never knew he'd call Organization XIII…)

-Meanwhile, Back On The Gummi Ship-

"Hello?" Demyx asked. "Ah, dammit! He hung up!"

"Demyx?" Vexen asked, knocking on his bedroom door. "Are you okay?"

"Sheesh! Can't you leave me alone for five seconds, old man?"

"DEMYX!"

"…meep…"

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AN:
JK: End of part one! Part two of Prank Phone Calls will be next. Later!