AN:
JK: Okay! Pt. 2 of prank phone calls! First up, SORA!
Disclaimer: I own nothing except Kitchi.
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Sora sighed. There'd been no heartless to fight off and now he was bored. Suddenly, his cell phone rang.
"Hello?" He asked. Suddenly, Yuffie tripped and dropped the pepper she was carrying and it hit Sora in the face, causing him to sneeze.
"Bless you. Is your nose running?" The person on the other end said.
"Huh? Well, I guess so."
"You'd better go catch it!"
"Ohmigod! Thanks!" Sora said. Sora closed his cell phone and ran out the door. Leon caught up with him and grabbed his jacket hood.
"Sora! What the hell are you doing? There's no heartless!"
"My nose is running! I've got to catch it!"
"Yeah, your nose IS running." Leon admitted, handing Sora a tissue he had gotten out of nowhere. "But, not running away." Sora took the tissue from Leon and blushed.
"Oops…"
-The Gummi Ship-
Demyx laid down on his bed and flipped his cell phone open.
"Too easy." He snickered. "Lesse…AXEL!"
-The Meeting Room-
Xemnas was lecturing on and on when Axel's cell phone rang.
"Superior? Can I answer this in here?"
"I guess so…It's most likely another prank call…" Xemnas sighed. Axel flipped his cell phone open.
"Talk to me." He said.
"Hi."
"Umm…hi. What do you want?"
"Hi."
"Really. Do you need anything? More importantly, who are you?"
"Hi."
"Say something else!"
"Something else. Hi."
"My God…are you going to talk to me?"
"Hi."
"Grr…"
"Bye." Click. Axel hit his head on the table.
"Prank call!" He moaned. "All they said was 'hi'!" Saix smiled.
"Well, let's get this meeting going, shall we?" He asked. About two minutes later, his cell phone rang.
"Answer it in here, Saix." Xemnas said.
"Will do." Saix said, flipping his cell phone open. "Yes?"
"Excuse me, but I'm looking for a Mr. Ahug, first name Ineed."
"Alright, I'll check." Saix answered. "Excuse me, but does anyone know Ineed Ahug?" Xemnas walked over and hugged Saix. "Wait…" Saix said after the Superior returned to his seat. "OHHH! I need a hug!" The voice on the other end was cracking up and hung up.
-The Gummi Ship-
"Priceless!" Demyx screamed, falling on his bed and shrieking in hysterics. "Okay, sorry Zexy-Chan…"
-The Meeting Room-
Zexion's cell phone rang.
"Yes…?" He said.
"Excuse me, but I'm looking for a Mr. Noyyin, first name Ima."
"Um…I'll…check…" Zexion said. "Excuse me, but does anyone know Ima Noyyin?"
"No." The Superior said. "I always thought that you were quite well-behaved…"
"Wait…a…minute…" Zexion said. "OHHH! I'm annoying!"
-The Gummi Ship-
Demyx was rolling around on his bed, laughing his ass off.
"Oh…oh shit!" He said, wiping his eyes. "Okay, Sora again!"
-Merlin's House-
Sora was MAD. Really mad. That stupid prank caller had made him look like an idiot. Oh, if he ever called back…! Sora's cell phone went off.
"Hello- ATCHOO!"
"Bless you. Is your nose running?"
"Thanks. Yes."
"Better go catch it!"
"Ack!" Sora screamed, running out the door. "NOSE! NOSE! COME BACK HERE!" He yelled, running out the door.
"Not again!" Leon said, running after him.
-Gummi Ship-
Demyx fell off his bed shrieking in hysterics.
"Oh…Lord…" He said, wiping his eyes. "Lexeaus!"
-The Meeting Room-
Lexeaus's cell phone rang.
"Hello?"
"Excuse me, but I'm looking for a Mr. Nlove, first initials I.M."
"Okay, I'll check. Hey guys! Does anyone know I.M. Nlove?"
"Who's the lucky guy?" Kitchi asked smirking.
"What? What's that…" Realization dawned on the Silent Hero. "Oh, shit! I am in love!"
-The Gummi Ship-
Demyx was laughing so hard he was crying.
"Oh my god!" He screamed, wiping his eyes. "Okay, SORA!"
-Merlin's House-
Sora's phone rang.
"Hello? ATCHOO!"
"Bless you. Is your nose running?"
"Thanks. Yeah."
"Better go catch it!"
"Thank you!" Sora ran out the door. "NOSE! NOSE! YOU'RE GROUNDED!" Sora yelled, chasing after his nose, which happened to be securely fashioned on his face.
"SORA!" Leon roared, chasing after him.
-Gummi Ship-
"This is too easy!" Demyx said. "Xaldin!"
-The Meeting Room-
Xaldin's cell phone went off.
"Yes?"
"Excuse me, but I'm looking for a Mr. Freely, first initials I.P."
"Alright, I'll check. Hey, Does anyone know I.P. Freely?"
"DUDE! We didn't need to know that!" Xigbar yelled, covering his ears.
"Wha…? Aww…SHIT! I can NOT believe I just said that!"
"Neither can I…" Kitchi said, recoiling in disgust.
-The Gummi Ship-
"Oh. My. GOD! I can't believe that Xaldin said that! Ahahahahahahaha!" Demyx screamed. "Sora!"
-Merlin's House-
Sora was tied to a chair when his cell phone rang. Using his Keyblade, he cut the ropes and answered the phone.
"Hello? ATCHOO!"
"Bless you. Is your nose running?"
"Thanks. Have we had this conversation before?"
"Umm…no? Umm…your…shipment of ridiculously tight leather pants just came in!"
"They DID? Are they hot pink, like Marluxia's?"
"What the…? I thought that Marluxia and Larxene were…oh, shit." Click. Sora looked at the phone.
-The Gummi Ship-
"Jeez…" Demyx said. "Mental note, NEVER prank call Sora again. Okay, Xigbar! He'll kill me, though…"
-The Meeting room-
Xigbar's cell phone went off.
"Yes?"
"Excuse me, but I'm looking for a Mr. Doofus, first name Ima."
"Okay, hang on. Hey! Do you know Ima Doofus?"
"Umm…Xigbar…" Kitchi began.
"Oh, shit! I'm a doofus!" Xigbar moaned, hitting his head on the table. Kitchi fell out of her chair laughing.
-The Gummi Ship-
"Meh…he IS a doofus…" Demyx muttered. "I know! I'll call Rii-Kun!"
-Hollow Bastion/Radiant Garden-
Riku's cell phone went off.
"Hello?"
"WHUZZUP?" The person on the other end screamed into the phone.
"Excuse me?"
"WHUZZUP?"
"You're a weirdo!"
"Tch…baka!" Click.
"Random…"
-The Gummi Ship-
"Hah…that sucked…oh, well. I'll call the Superior."
-The Meeting Room-
Xemnas's cell phone went off.
"Hello?"
"Excuse me, but I'm looking for a Mr. Girl, first name Ima."
"Okay. Hang on. Excuse me, but does anyone know Ima Girl?"
"I knew it…" Kitchi said.
"Wait…ARGH! I'm a girl!"
-The Gummi Ship-
"Well, that's everyone in Organization XIII with the exclusion of Vexen, me, and Kitchi." Demyx said with a smirk.
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AN:
JK: Okay, since I didn't update for a while, I thought all you faithful readers deserved a long chapter. Ineed Ahug, and I.P. Freely came from The Simpsons. The Sora x Marluixa thing was Sotto's idea. Next chapter: Busted!