A/N: This Chapter is rated R for an…ummm…interesting song.
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Chapter four- Back where we started.
Ginny groaned and rolled over. She had been home for three days, most of that time had been spent in bed, catching up on much needed sleep that the extra shifts she had pulled at the Phire (Spike's club), had taken from her.
She silently swore as her bare feet came into contact with the cold wood floor of her bedroom. She still had about a month before school started on September 1; right now, it was July 18. She crept across the wood floor to the desk where her computer sat, and quickly flipped it on and logged on to Wiz-net.
A small screen started flashing once she was fully signed in. It read:
PunkPrincess has sent you a private message.
Ginny hit the accept button.
*PunkPrincess: yo Gin-bug. How you feeling this… what is it, day there?
Laughing, Ginny quickly wrote back.
*Phire_sprite: yeah Jeff… it's day. So what's been up in your neck of the woods?
*PunkPrincess: well, notta lotta. Mostly we sit around and miss your fat ass.
*Phire_sprite: my ass is no where near fat, thanks.
*PunkPrincess: that's what you think, chick. So, have you heard from Rivs lately?
*Phire_sprite: nope, you da first, doll.
*PunkPrincess: don't I feel privileged?
*Phire_sprite: you should, hun. Now excuse me, I need to shower and go to breakfast… tell Dusty and Momma Judy that I say hi and I miss them!
*PunkPrincess: sure thing, chick. Take care… and turn your damn phone on for gods sake!
Ginny laughed and logged out. She reached for the cell phone that sat beside her computer, hit the power button, and laid it back down on the table. Grabbing a pair of dark blue jeans and a black tank top with the words "ROCK STAR" written across it in shiny silver letters, she stepped into the shower as a song she had learned in the States came flitting back into her mind. Soon, she was singing the song loudly and dancing around in the shower.
"You're too big to fit in here, too big to fit in here, too big to fit in here! What a lovely ride, what a lovely thrill! Your penis is a Cadillac, a giant Coup de Ville! Your penis packs a wallop; your penis brings a load, and when it makes a delivery, it needs its own zip code! Nine, double zero, penis!"
Smiling, she jumped out of the shower and pulled on her clothes. She brushed her teeth and hair, all the while humming the rest of the song under her breath.
Once fully dressed and looking semi-decent, Ginny studied herself in the mirror. Her long, once blood red hair now had honey blonde highlights. They were small and woven all through her hair, giving it a lighter look, thanks to Jefferson and Rivers. Her once overly freckled face now only held a light sprinkle of light brown flecks over her nose. She quickly added a black choker and bracelet, than carefully added her make up to the out fit. Using gray eye shadow and black eyeliner she gave herself the "Smokey eye look" finished that off with a couple coats of mascara, then pulled it all together with some pink tinted lip gloss. Smiling with satisfaction at herself, she walked back to her room, rummaging through the many pairs of shoes, and found her black and white ADIDAS and quickly pulled them on.
Now, you may be wondering where little Ginny Weasley had gotten the money for her new wardrobe. Well, with the money she got from being a waitress at Phire plus her weekly allowances from the Tallys', Dumbledore, and her parents, she actually had quite a bit of money. And a lot of the clothes had been given to her for Christmas, or any other small reason that Judy Tally could go shopping. That woman was a shopaholic! Ginny had gotten a small hole in the knee of a pair of old paints and Momma Judy had insisted on buying Ginny new pants, so she ended up with five pairs of pants, seven shirts, four pairs of shoes and a new jacket.
Happy with her outfit, Ginny made her way down stairs. "Hey, what's for breakfast?" Ginny asked.
Charlie, who had just gotten in from Romania grabbed her up, swinging her small 5'3 body up and hugging her tightly.
"Love you too, but air is a necessity!" Ginny managed to get out, smiling, as Charlie put his younger sister on her feet.
"Not bad. Love the belly and ear piercing, and the tattoo's not too shabby!" Charlie said, a big goofy grin on his face.
"TATTOO?" That was Ron. Ginny only smiled. "MUM, DID YOU KNOW SHE GOT ONE OF THOSE THINGS?"
"Yes, dear." Molly Weasley said as she went about putting bacon and eggs on the table.
"I needed to get someone's approval before they could do it, Dork! Now come here and give me a hug!" Reluctantly Ron went over and hugged his small sister. Pulling away he looked down at her out fit, the small Fire Sprite on Ginny's left breast was clearly visible, along with a good amount of the cleavage she wasn't afraid to show anymore. The dark blue Dickies were super low rise, and the shirt ended barely above her navel, exposing the small belly ring and second tattoo on her lower back..
"Where's the rest of your clothing?" Ron suddenly asked, causing Ginny to roll her hazel eyes. She turned and made her way over to the table were the twins sat, big smiles plastered on their faces.
"What's crackin'?" Ginny asked, sliding in next to George.
"Nothing."
"What did you two do?" she asked, suddenly feeling very uncomfortable.
"What makes you think we did something? Why do we always get blamed for everything that goes wrong around here?" George asked, turning towards Fred, who had a hurt expression on his face.
"I don't know, but it hurts, right here." he put his hand over his heart.
"Ummm… Dudes? You usually get blamed because you're the two that usually did it." Ginny pointed out, reaching for the bacon. She examined each piece carefully before putting it on her plate. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw them hide laughter when she picked up a particular piece of bacon. Smiling, she set it on the side of her plate, making sure to remember exactly what piece it was.
"Fred! George! What's making that awful noise in your room?" Arthur Wesley said, looking very ruffled, because a loud buzzing noise followed by a short series of cracks was suddenly coming from above their heads. Both boys blanched and ran up the stairs. Smiling to herself Ginny, divided her bacon into two portions then took half of each boy's bacon, replacing it with her own. Humming "the penis song" under her breath, Ginny continued to eat her breakfast.
Twenty minutes later, the twins were back and talking in hushed whispers. When they glanced at Ginny and her pile of untouched bacon, this seemed to make them happier. They slid into their seats and started eating, watching Ginny the whole time. Fred took a bite of the bacon, and his eyes widened as a small popping noise started coming from inside of him. All of a sudden, his hair had turned neon green and his skin was bright purple. Ginny smiled sweetly at him.
"My, my, my, aren't you just sooo pretty!" she cooed before making her way back upstairs, laughter trailing behind her.
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YO chick-a-beak-a,
Don't ask, sugar high! LOL nothing new, right? Anyway back to what I was E-owling you about. Well, you know how we were playing around and I asked you how you would feel if I went to Hogwarts? Remember what you said? That it would be your worst nightmare? So sorry to inform you, hun, but it just came true. I got a letter like less than a second ago, and Spike just called saying he got one, and Rivers called him saying she got one, the only one of us who didn't was Riley, but back to me. Don't bother replying to this, I wont be checkin my mail much, going on vacation in Hawaii with Rivs, and Spike. We would invite you, but I think you've had enough of us and that we should let this information sink into your thick head! TTYL in person, see you Sept. 1!
Later Dayz!
JJ
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Virginia… I know you're there, Virginia…so you wanna explain why your cell is off? Seriously, how is a guy supposed to get in touch with you? No worries though, I'm coming to get you, Virginia Belladonna Wesley! Even if I do have to go all the way to Jolly Ole' England!
Later Chickpea,
Spike
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Ginny, in case Spike has already written you, ignore anything slightly freaky in his e-owl, you know him. He's… strange, NE ways, like I was saying, can't wait to see you Sept. 1.
Later dayzez darlin'
Riv
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Two weeks later…
Soft tapping at her door brought Ginny's attention away from the black fur ball that was playfully attacking her wiggling fingers.
"Ginny dear, do you have everything packed?" her mother asked from the doorway, and a smiling Ginny nodded.
"Already, mom." Ginny said. Molly shook her head.
"I just can't get over that accent! It sounds like you have lived in the states your entire life!" she said smiling softly.
Ginny had to agree, she had never realized just how funny an English accent was until she had come home and heard her family and friends talking. Ginny glanced over to where Hermione was "sleeping" and lowered her voice, "I'll see you in the morning, mom."
Nodding, Molly kissed her daughter on the forehead and made her way out of the room. Smiling Ginny waited a full ten minutes. "She's gone, Herm."
A smiling Hermione Granger climbed out of the bed she had been in and made her way out of the room, winking at Ginny as she shut the door soundlessly behind her.
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OK… "The Penis Song" is from the movie "The Sweetest Thing" I love the movie and you will probably see the song again, along with a few others.
Alright, TTYL, for those of you who don't already know, means- Talk To You Later. And this chapter is set after she gets home from the states, in other words, she spent a year in the United States and now she went back to England. Sorry if that confused any of you, Sorry Kat!