AN:
JK: Okay, this is the last chapter. There's something in here for Sotto, too.

Disclaimer: I own nothing except Kitchi.

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In the meeting room, Vexen and Demyx were going to tell the Organization about their mission.

"I found that the natives are quite friendly, and also quite poor." Vexen said.

"They… have…beautiful sunsets…" Demyx yawned. He had spent the ENTIRE ride home asleep. "Oh, yeah, where Nami-Chan?"

"Who?" Xemnas asked.

"Namine." Kitchi said. Marluxia walked out of the room and came back with the startled artist.

"Y-You wanted to see me, Demyx?"

"Yeah, I got you more art supplies." Demyx said, handing Namine a bag.

"Thank you!" Namine said, smiling.

"Alright, now that that's out of the way, Vexen, do you have your report?"

"Yes, Superior." Vexen said. Demyx's eyes widened.

"Oops!"

"Demyx, did you forget?"

"Um…does a drawing of the sunset count?" Demyx asked sheepishly, a small blush forming across his cheeks. Everyone sighed.

"Demyx, for the last time, you HAVE to give a report!"

"Sorry."

"Can I see the picture?" Namine asked. Demyx handed her the picture.

"I figured you could re-draw it."

"I don't need to! I-It's perfect!" Namine said. She turned the picture around to reveal a perfect drawing of a sunset on the river Demyx was at. It was even colored in.

"Holy shit!"

"I took an art class in elementary school." Demyx said shyly.

"Umm…well…I suppose I can pardon you since you gave us a good idea of the world…" Xemnas said, clearing his throat. "But, you'll still have to be punished for all those prank phone calls." Demyx hung his head in mock shame.

"Yes, sir…"

"Dismissed."

-The Living Room, Later That Evening-

"Where's Demyx?" Xigbar asked. Vexen looked up from his newspaper and stopped rubbing Zexion's forehead. Zexion looked slightly annoyed.

"I think he's grounded." Vexen said. Zexion grabbed his arm and pulled. "Alright, alright." Vexen started stroking Zexion's forehead again. Zexion purred.

"Vexen?" Xemnas said, walking in the room. Before he could continue, though, Namine walked in the room holding her cell phone.

"Excuse me, I hate to interrupt, but does anyone know a Hugh Jazz?"

"Demyx." Xemnas said. "Wait…"

"DEMYX!" Everyone roared. Namine took a step backwards.

"Namine, hand me your phone." Xemnas said. Namine timidly handed Xemnas the phone. "Demyx, you rotten brat! I told you no more prank phone calls! Come down here right now!" Xemnas yelled into the phone. Demyx ran down the stairs laughing.

"Yes?" He asked. Xemnas gave Namine her phone back and nodded at Xigbar, who smirked and took his guns out. Demyx meeped and ran out the door with Xigbar chasing him.

"Now that that's over with, Vexen?"

"Yes, Superior?" Vexen said, scratching Zexion behind the ears and making him purr.

"We all need to go to that-"

"KYAAAAHHH!" Demyx screamed. Everyone looked at the door.

"Alright, let's try to ignore that. Now-" Another scream cut Xemnas off. Annoyed, he closed the door. "Now, anyway, we all need to-" Yet another scream cut Xemnas off. "Should I tell No. 2 to stop?"

"I don't know…" Vexen said, moving his hand off Zexion's back for a moment.

"Ah!" Zexion said, tugging on Vexen's arm. Vexen started rubbing his back again.

"Hmph…No. 2?" Xemnas said, walking out the door. "That's quite enough." Xigbar walked in carrying Demyx. "Alright, then. For the next mission, we will all go to the world that you just observed."

"Superior?" Kitchi asked.

"Yes, Kitchi?"

"Since Demyx got so bored, can I bring a few friends?"

"Of course. Vexen, you'll have to watch them, of course." Xemnas said. Vexen sighed and patted Zexion's back

"Why me?" He moaned.

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AN:
JK: Okay, end of Why Me? I hope you'll look for the sequel. Zexion was acting like my pet bunny the way he wanted Vexen to keep rubbing his forehead, his back, and scratching behind his ears. The Hugh Jazz thing was from The Simpsons. Later!