Numbuh Five woke up that morning with no irregularities; she simply got her cool self out of bed and went to the kitchen for some cereal. Her sister wasn't up and her parents at work.
Now that she thought of it, alone with her sister; that 2x4 SLUGGUH upstairs was looking really friendly about now. But didn't give it a second thought as she came downstairs. She did, however, keep her eyes peeled 'Numbuh Five would like to be thirteen if it kills her' she thought bitterly. She was twelve already and every minute spent away from that Treehouse was a minute burned and flushed down the toilet.
She heard the birds stop singing outside but for the second time that day didn't give it a second thought. She DID think about how someone was able to muffle HER with Ethylene.
Yep she thought about it many times, once she awoke to the soothing rocking of the starboard deck... the starboard Deck... "The sweet revenge?" She asked, her eyes closed. She knew her captors had to be there.
"Aye Lassie" Came the buff reply. "Ye be my prisoner now"
"Numbuh Five would recommend Sticky Beard to let her out of here before she gets angry" She said calm and sincerely while opening her eyes and trying to get up. However she found that she couldn't. Her hands and legs were bound.
"They be paying such a loot for you we couldn't resist" Continued the pirate without so much as acknowledging her struggle.
(The Treehouse, 3 hours later)
"Alright team, listen up, I'll brief you with today's Moonbase report as I do every morning- hey, why isn't anybody complaining?" Asked Numbuh One to his team. Hoagie sat there alone and answered.
"Because I don't talk alone... there's no-one to complain to... wish there was, though" He muttered the last part. Nigel Uno obviously noticed but after a while a leader learns to stay quiet... on some things, that is.
"Numbuhs Five, Three and Four? Were are they?" He asked Hoagie, Hoagie looked at him like if he hadn't seen a soul in ages... Oh yeah the upgrades in the mainframe, Numbuh Two had not seen anything but a computer till now. Nigel was about to look for his missing team members himself when numbuhs Four and Three walked in.
They seemed to be ruffed up for some reason. Now it didn't take a rocket scientist to know those two had a thing for each other but that thought only made Nigel and Hoagie stare at them with their mouths hanging.
"Where... were... you?" Dared Nigel, dreading the answer. Wally looked at him like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"We got attacked by Cree. She says she was looking for her sister." Started Kuki.
"Then infiltrated the Treehouse, but we took care of her!" Pronounced Wally proudly.
Numbuhs One and Two just looked at him as if he grew a second head or a third or fourth.
"If you expected us to eat that up, then at least say it was an accident or something" Said Hoagie.
"Isn't it more like Cree decided that since her sister isn't here she'd go on her own?" Asked Nigel.
"Something like that" Replied Kuki.
"That's more like it." Said Hoagie and Numbuh Four's heads became one in their eyes again.
(one long search later)
Author Note: YES! Another story! This is me doing two things: 1) Making a Pirates of the Caribbean parody. 2) pretending I don't have enough stories to continue already! Woot go me!