"TO CHAPTERS!" Darkclaw explained while sitting on a chair in chapters "we're in chapters silly!" sandstorm hissed "okay which book?" "What do you mean?" "look warriors…chapters 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6 or warriors the new prophecy? Chapters 1, 2, 3, and 4! Tis confusing!" sandstorm explained "get them all!" "Okay good plan, wait we need cash…" "I have forest dollars? You?" "I do to..." "We need 1000 forest bucks." "Okay I have them in my purse..." sandstorm meowed while pulling a purse out of her tail some how. "Okay that'll be $200 dollars" the cashier said to drunk on starbucks coffee to notice sandstorm and Darkclaw were cats. "Here you go" Darkclaw meowed "what are these?" "Forest bucks!" "We only accept money sorry" "this is money!" "Robert!" "Yes?" "They want to use forest bucks is that okay?" "Yes as long as its money stupid" "okay!"
FIRESTAR
It was a cold winter evening firestar was struggling the wind was blowing hard on him. "must save my wife" he meowed while jumping, making him fly, which made him scared, which made him go all the way up to starclan. "Bluestar is that you?" "Yea stupid now shut up! I'm trying to watch this retarded episode of Barney!" "Well you shut up! At least I'm not fat piece o' crud!" "Hey that wasn't nice, now I can't tell you a prophecy next week." "Sorry Bluestar, can you tell me it now?" "Alright, you have been a good boy this year, well Santa Claus isn't coming for Christmas this year, sorry." "NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!" firestar meowed "ooooh and I recommend you search for Sandstorm again, she's in BIG trouble!" "Oh no!"
THUNDERCLAN
"We have to go to the meeting even though firestar is gone!" Graystripe meowed "but temporarily I an graystar!" "But you didn't get your lives" "and I will get them if firestar doesn't turn up in 3 weeks." "Yes graystar…" Cinderpelt meowed.
Thunderclan, riverclan, windclan, and shadowclan finally arrived and everyone was about to begin. "Now who is going to start?" Tallstar meowed "how about Thunderclan?" the clans agreed "alright thunderclan." "Okay, we have" Tallstar interrupted "Where's firestar?" "I will explain that just listen!" "Yes of course your majesty!" "Now firestar's wife got taken away by a magical pen, then firestar decided to look for her and turned into a fluffy yellow coat." "Ooooh I see your clan is being teared apart by monkeys how tragic!" "Yes indeed it is. "Riverclan?" Tallstar meowed "well our clan has discovered that a dog named Snoopy is in a show called Charlie Brown how interesting eh?" Leopardstar meowed "wow!" the cats meowed very astonished "okay, Shadowclan?" Tallstar meowed "well some how riverclan fish have started top walk to our territory, we don't dare hunt them but we ask riverclan, can we take those fish?" "Yes indeed you can!" "Grrrreat thanks." "Okay now our clan?" Tallstar meowed "yes indeed" Tallstar replied to himself "well our clan has an issue; magical rabbit are eating our pickles!" "Oh my god poor you!" the clans meowed very dramatically "will one clan help us?"
SANDSTORM
"Darkclaw find the map?" "Yes I did sandstorm your clan is mighty pretty." "Indeed it is!" the two cats then walked along trying to find there home, thunderclan but a big army of pickles appeared and the evil killer rabbit! "Oh no! What are we to do!" sandstorm shrieked. "Let's hide in Wal-Mart!" Darkclaw exclaimed.
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