"Cat's of Thunderclan" Graystar meowed "I would like to announce something very special, of course the cats of Thunderclan HAVE been good pickles, and CHRISTMAS IN 20 MORE DAYS!" "Yay!" the cats yelled throwing confetti every where. "Great who's going to pick the confetti up?" Cinderpelt hissed "I will! I just looooove eating confetti!" Bramble claw purred "alright that's settled" Graystar meowed "alright, hunting patrols try to find the missing pear, I loved that pear and the golden feather that we stole from Charlie and the chocolate factory! And Cinderpelt we're running out o' pepto bismo! Make some more Leafpaw is ill. Oh and Mr. Dress up, would you teach me how to make puppets?" "SURE!" Mr. Dress up said, not knowing the Cat's were cats, he was too drunk on Glue. Just then Firestar ran in "BAD NEWS Graystripe!" meows from Thunderclan cats were heard "SANTA CLAUS ISN'T COMING TO TOWN!" Firestar meowed. Cats started fainting "we must do something!" Firestar hissed "I have an idea." Graystripe purred "what if we help all the clans with their problems." "Like..." "Killing the evil killer rabbit" "great idea! Let's start!"

SANDSTORM

Sandstorm and Darkclaw ran into Wal-mart dodging oversized carts and boxes. "Oh dear" Darkclaw meowed "what is it…" Sandstorm meowed "he's right in front of you" "no one is in front of me…" "oh yea look closer" sandstorm then put her nose against a two-leg "oh no…" "Ho ho ho merry Christmas!" the two-leg greeted "SANTA CLAUS!" Sandstorm purred "this is Santa?" Darkclaw meowed "yea" "I need your help you two lovely kitties" "what do you need help with Santa?" Darkclaw meowed "well I need to get out o' Wal-mart I know how to get out; I just need to dodge the kids." "Well I know a way, there's an open widow over there" "thank-you! Now what do you want for Christmas?" "I want to go back home" sandstorm meowed sadly "and I want to go with her…" Darkclaw meowed "well, don't you know how to go home?" "Yes… but if we don't make it before Christmas, that's all…" "Alright" "thank you!"

THE MEETING

The clan cats meet. "Who's going to start?" tallstar purred "I'll go first" Firestar meowed. Shocked meows were heard loudly. "Now you all SHOULD no that my wife is gone, and Santa isn't coming this year." "Yes we all know that!" "Great, we think if we all do good deeds we can get Santa to come this year." "Good plan!" "Who's next?" tallstar purred "I say STARCLAN!" Bluestar hissed "Charlie brown has taken our stop sign! Then Scooby-Doo took all our meow mix just to irritate us! THEN Barney took all our pillows and THEN the teletubbies took our T.V.!" "Oh my! How sorry we all our!" the clan meowed "how can we help?" Firestar meowed "well we COULD have a bake-sale" Tigerstar suggested "well what a fun and good idea that is!" Leopardstar purred "let's do that." Tallstar meowed "thanks guys, best be off to starclan again..." the starclan kitties meowed as they took off.

"Okay weirdstar?" tallstar meowed, apparently weirdstar is shadowclans leader. "well puss n' boots and puss n' gloves have taken half of our territory! They have also taken our freshly baked pie, cookies, cake, muffins and they have taken my bedroom! And my pretty pillow!" weirdstar meowed so desperate for help. "We shall attack them at 1:00am!" Firestar meowed "that's in 30 minutes" "so?" "What ever…"

"Okay Riverclan" well our clan is being taken over by the evil killer rabbit and we lost all of our mints! I want tic tacs!" Leopardstar meowed dramatically "well we shall call the guy that found the pink panther diamond!" Firestar meowed "daddy" "LEAFPAW!" Firestar hissed "THIS IS A CLAN MEETING!" "Sorry I just needed a parent signature, my class was going on a field trip, we were going to camp, could I go?" Leafpaw meowed quietly "alright then…" Firestar meowed signing the tiny piece of paper that said "SIGN ME OR DIE" "hey my kid is going on that field trip too!" Weirdstar purred "and what's her or his name?" Leafpaw asked "his name is princesspaw" "sounds sooo manly" "yes…" "Alright back to the meeting!" Leopardstar hissed "no fighting!" tallstar meowed "my turn to speak! Our clan has grown soo many pink flowers and yellow fuzzy 'things' we are frightened" tallstar meowed frightened "well call the ghost busters!" Firestar meowed heroically "yeeeessssss great idea!" the cats meowed "good thank you, meeting is dismissed" tallstar meowed "hey look a pretty little cougar!" brambleclaw meowed, just then the cougar ate him "I'm no pretty kitty…" it hissed while walking away. "Brambleclaw!" Firestar hissed "get him!" Graystripe hissed while sending his pet mouse to get him. Just then the mouse defeated the cougar and got bramby back.

SANDSTORM

"Well we're out o Wal-mart" sandstorm meowed "well we are still in trouble…" Darkclaw meowed staring at a freaky purple polka dotted cat with red eyes "welcome back Darkclaw" the cat meowed "OH NO!DR. FLUFFYSTAR" Darkclaw meowed "don't move or I'll wreck your butter!" Dr. Fluffystar hissed "okay…" Darkclaw and sandstorm meowed, just then Mr. Pickles the clown saved the cats.

hey every one! me updating when ever i want, so dont expect me to update EVERY weekend sor day...any how UPDATE! Please?