Videogame Chaos
Chapter 1: Girls play videogames?
Jimmy, Carl and Sheen are sitting on Jimmy's front yard, waiting for it to arrive. Waiting for what to arrive? Waiting for Jimmy's new Playstation 3 to arrive.
"Man, I can't wait to play my new Playstation 3. I did a lot of research, and found the Playstation 3 to be a better system than Xbox 360 or Wli. The Playstation 3 takes every system in the history of videogames and crushes them 10-fold. Gentlemen, this will be a gaming experience none of us will ever forget." spoke an excited, overzealous Jimmy.
As if on queue, a salesperson arrives at the Neutron household, carrying a big box.
"Are one of you James Isaac Neutron?" asks the salesperson, who looks like he is struggling to hold the box. Carl and Sheen help the man put the box on the front porch.
"I'm James Isaac Neutron."
"Would you sign this please? This is for your Playstation 3 unit." says the salesperson.
Jimmy signs the papers and gives it to the salesperson. The salesperson leaves, with a grin on his face. Jimmy walks up to Carl and Sheen with a huge smile on his face. They all go into his house, carrying their new prized possession, even though Jimmy was the one who owned it. They open the box with smiles on their face. Jimmy even begins to cry.
"It's so beautiful."
They open the Playstation 3 box. Inside the box was the Playstation 3, 3 controllers, 2 memory sticks and 3 games. The games were Killzone 2, Grand Turismo HD, and Family Guy. Also included was the instruction manual, which Jimmy read right away, in its entirety. After Jimmy finished reading the instruction manual, he gave it to Carl and Sheen to read. They then hooked up the Playstation 3.
"Sorry guys, I ordered a HD TV, but it hasn't arrived yet. We will just have to play on the old-fashioned regular TV for now. What do you want to play first?" asked an excited Jimmy.
"I want to play Killzone 2 first." said an equally excited Sheen.
"Ya, so do I." said an excited Carl.
They put in Killzone 2 into Jimmy's Playstation 3 and start playing. They are having a good time playing Killzone 2. They are laughing and smiling, while they are concentrating on beating the intense mission. The finally complete the mission. The game asks if they with to save.
"Okay, here is the deal. I purchased two memory-sticks for a couple of reasons. One stick will be for when I play by myself, the other will be for multiplayer." explained Jimmy.
"Sounds good to us." stated Carl and Sheen simultaneously.
They save the game on the red memory stick. The continue playing, while having a good time. Two hours later, they took a quick bathroom break. They just completed the fifth mission, so they decided this would be a good time for a bathroom and snack break. They all go to the bathroom and get some snacks. Once they finish, they sit down in the living room.
"Okay, why don't we play something else?" asked Jimmy, who is having a good time. Who wouldn't?
"Okay, why don't we play Grand Turismo HD.?" asked Sheen, who is also having a good time.
"I like that idea. Let go play Grand Turismo HD!" said a happy Carl.
They were just about to play when they heard a knock on the door. Jimmy answers the door, with Carl and Sheen behind him.
"Hello, are you James Isaac Neutron?" asks a deferent salesperson.
"Yes I am." replies an even more excited Jimmy.
"Would you please sign this? This if for your videogame safe HD TV." says the salesperson.
"Of course I will." says Jimmy.
Jimmy then signs the paper and hand the paper to the salesperson. The salesperson has his men carry the 64in. HD TV into the Neutron house. For two hours, the TV was set up, along with Jimmy's Bo's Stereo, Comcast Cable Box, and, of course, Jimmy's prized Playstation 3. Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen were paying attention to the time because they were currently engaging in a conversation with, guess who, Cindy and Libby.
"Hey Neutron, what in the big box?" asked an intrigued Cindy.
"Which box? I got two today." asked Jimmy, a bit suspicious.
"Relax; I'm not here to cause trouble. The one that you just got, to answer your question. I didn't know you got two." stated Cindy.
"Well, that box contained an HD TV." said Jimmy.
The girls gasp.
"If your surprised about that, wait until I tell you about what was inside the first box. Hold on, I forgot that girls don't play videogames, never mind." said Jimmy, who feels stupid for mentioning the first box at all. He should have realized that girls don't play videogames, or so he thought.
"What do you mean by that? Some girls don't play videogames, but me and Libby do. In fact, I just purchased a Nintendo Wli system, and Libby just purchased an Xbox 360. So to say that girls don't play videogames is an insult." said Cindy, somewhat angrily.
"Sorry, I didn't realize that you girls play videogames. I just purchased a Playstation 3, which was in the first box." said Jimmy, who is a little taken back by the fact that some girls actually play videogames.
The girls gasp again.
"Did you say that you bought a Playstation 3?" asked Cindy, who is in shock.
"Ya, bought a Playstation 3." said Jimmy, who has returned to his normal self, at least his normal excited self.
"The Playstation 3 is either $499 to $599. How could you afford that, let alone an HD TV.?" asks Cindy, who is in complete shock.
"Well, I have been saving $50 a month since I was 5 years old. As of this moment, after my major purchases, I have $10,000 in my savings account. That is how I could afford the expensive things I've bought." said Jimmy.
The others are in shock. $10,000 was a lot of money, especially to 10 and 12 year olds.
"Okay, why don't we all go inside to play my new system?" asks Jimmy.
Everyone agrees, and they follow Jimmy into his living room, so that he and his friends can enjoy his new system. When Jimmy puts in Grand Turismo HD and turns on the system, the girls are amazed at the graphics of the mega system know as Playstation 3. The girls agree; the Playstation 3 puts Nintendo's Wli and Microsoft's Xbox 360 to shame. The Boys and Girls host their own tournament, which the girls win, but barely. After a few more hours, the girls go home, while the boys have a sleepover over Jimmy's house. After two more hours of gaming, they all go to bed, where they happily dream of videogames.