"hey guys guess what?" Sandstorm meowed "I BOUGHT KFC!" "really?" Graystripe meowed shocked "YES!" "yyyyyaaaaaayyyyy!" firestar, cinderpelt, Graystripe, leafpaw, and brambleclaw meowed happily. They all started eating KFC and got very fat. "Sandstorm I want a divorce!" firestar meowed "SURE what ever…" "APRIL FOOLS!" firestar meowed "firestar April fools is in like 5 months…" Graystripe meowed. "I NEED CHEEEEEEEESE!" stupid-one-who-likes-cheese hissed, he walked ALL the way from the tribe of blah blah blah.
"scavenger hunt! For cheese! You can play stupid-one-who-likes-cheese!" cinderpelt purred "yeeeeesssss!" stupid-one-who-likes-cheese meowed with joy as he started looking for cheese.
"I have come to take over the forest, now leave!" Hawkfrost hissed while she sat on a extremely comfy chair. "Crap! Fine…" the clans of the forest meowed. "wait were are we to go?" sandstorm meowed to cinderpelt "don't ask me ask brambleclaw "bramby?" "yes this way" "okay…leafpaw stop eating paste! Squirrelpaw stop trying to eat snoopy!" "aww c'mon mom!" "no buts!"
MEANWHILE
"now were is that cheese?" stupid-one-who-likes-cheese hissed "hello do you know were the cheese is?" he meowed to Spottedleaf "no, but I will tell you if you make sandstorm divorce firestar and kill firestar and make him marry me!" "alrighty then!" stupid-one-who-likes-cheese meowed evil-ishy
next chappie will be funnier hopefully, well no mean comments and R&R! or else i will wreck your butter! -holds up butter knife- -evil smile- -evil laugh- sorry went to far...