Cheese hunt, cheese, and even more cheese

"Firestar, we need cheese" tigerstar meowed "tigerstar how did you get your fur so fluffy?" Leafpaw meowed looking at tigerstar as if she married him. "well I just eat a lot of cheese." He meowed clueless Leafpaw started liking him "you are soooooo cute!" Leafpaw meowed moving closer to tigerstar "why thanks you, your fluffy yourself" tigerstar meowed still unaware Leafpaw wanted to marry him. "why thank you!" Leafpaw meowed as she sat on tigerstar "blargh!" he hissed randomly finding out Leafpaw loved him "cooooootiiiieeeeeeesssss!" tigerstar meowed frightened as he ran to starclan

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Stupid-one-who-likes-cheese started looking for sandstorm but found cheese "hey cheese! I won!"

MEANWHILE IN STARCLAN

"oh my gawd! Stupid fur brain I want to maaaaarrrrryyyyyyy Firestar! This is outrageous! I must marry him even if i8 have to kill him in a war!" spottedleaf hissed with rage as she clicked a button that said 'Riverclan' and another that said 'Thunderclan' and another that said 'go to war'.

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"we challenge you to a pokemon duel!" Leopardstar meowed randomly "you mean war right?" Firestar meowed "yes stupid" "ahhhhh! Fight!" Firestar hissed, his clan started fighting and he died "dang nabit!" Firestar hissed "crap! I was just about to find my diamond ring Leopardstar stole!" "don't worry" Firestar heard the soft calming voice "spottedleaf?" "yes its me now marry me!" spottedleaf hissed, you'd never guess she had a evil side eh? "no my wife is sandstorm!" " then you will be forced to0 marry me!" spottedleaf meowed while she started reading vows from a sheet of paper "spottedleaf?" "just say your vows!" she meowed, she really wanted this marriage. Just then Firestar came alive "what the?" spottedleaf meowed confused unaware that Firestar had 263 lives left.

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"I've got to wash these cooties off" tigerstar meowed, unaware that cooties weren't real. "at least I've got cheese!" he meowed. Just then his cheese fell into the tub "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

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"Bluestar stop listening to that music so loud!" silverstream meowed "what? I can hardly hear you!" Bluestar shouted "I SAID TURN DOWN THE MUSIC!" "that's not my music I don't listen to classical stuff" "oh" silverstream meowed walking into Bluestars room "BLUESTAR!" "its not what you think!" Bluestar hissed still dancing with the meow mix box.

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"Firestar?" "yes brambleclaw?" "you got any cheese, I can't find any in the warriors fresh-kill" "my last cheese filled rabbit, you can have it." Firestar purred "why thank-you!" "err brambleclaw?" "yes?" "squirrelpaw asked if you would join her for a tea party you should go she'd like that." "yes Firestar" "alrighty then she want you now" "now?" "yes!"

"err squirrelpaw?" "care for some tea?" "yes please" brambleclaw meowed reaching for the tiny cup full of tea "how was your day squirrelpaw meowed watching brambleclaw drink the tea "great, I got to have one of those cheese-stuffed rabbits, boy they are good!" "I have some here if you'd like?" squirrelpaw meowed gently while she pointed at the extremely fat piece of cheese stuffed fresh-kill "whoa" brambleclaw meowed "yes fat aren't they, I could barely stuff em' with cheese" brambleclaw bit into the fresh-kill and fainted, it was THAT good.

The next day bramble woke up with a lot of cheese around him, he was in a cheese bed, with a cheese pillow, cheese filled fresh-kill, cheese everything! "this has to be a dreamland" brambleclaw meowed "no this is my room" squirrelpaw meowed sitting on the bed beside brambleclaw "lets jump on the cheesey bed!" squirrelpaw mewed while she and brambleclaw jumped up and down on the bed. "CALM DOWN GUYS!" Firestar hissed "you guys neeed some CANDY!" "yay!" squirrelpaw meowed stuffing herself with candy. "hey guys" Leafpaw meowed surprisingly looking adorably fluffy "oh my I just want to eat you!" sandstorm meowed to Leafpaw while she tried eating her "eek!" she meowed as she ran as fast as she could to tigerstar.

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"excuse me but I have found a nice forest were we can place homes" a two-leg said "yea great spot lets start tearing it apart in 1 week"

STARCAN

"oh dear!" spottedleaf said she didn't want her precious lover to die "you guys we need to give dreams to….crowpaw, he needs to learn less about flying, feathertail because she eats too many feathers, brambleclaw because he likes brambles and tawnypelt because her name is retarded now lets give dreams and scare them by saying we are going to give them cheese in the morning and put cheese by there nose!"

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"guys, you have to leave" hawkfrost hissed "you leave!" "fine be that way firestar!"

hey next chappie- well the stories are going to be based on the REAl warriores series thingy mabob i gave you too much info but who cares anyhow- here you guys since i haven't got many reveiws (makes me sad) i need to give instructions on how to reveiw...-giggle- just kidden well reveiw, or i'll throw a frisbe at the sky and it'll land on your head, that made no sense, what ever! R&R!