"hey guys I have a weird dream about the forest…and cheese…then I woke up with cheese…" brambleclaw meowed to feathertail, tawnypelt, crowpaw, and that's it…"same here" the cats meowed "lets go to the sun drown place thingy mabob!" crowpaw suggested "yea!" the cats agreed, there adventure began. "wait I'm coming!" squirrelpaw and stormfur meowed "fine…" the cats hissed irritated "I'm hungry…" squirrelpaw complained "SHUT UP!" the cats hissed, squirrelpaw was soooooo annoying.
"LOOK MIDNIGHT!" the cats screamed with joy when they saw a weird, demented, polka dotted, hippo, with a weird, demented, orange, badger. "HIYA!" brambleclaw meowed acting like the toughest cat in the world "ahh just shut up, cat are soo annoying..." midnight said "go to the mountain okay? Grrrreat..." "Hey can we go to Purdy's chocolate first?" "Fine I don't care…" "Alright thanks!" the cat meowed heading to Purdy's chocolate, "hi my name is Purdy" Purdy meowed "Hi Purdy" the cats meowed "how do I get to those mountains?" "ahh just like umm errr uuummm eeerrr uuuummmm eeerrrr take a right.." Purdy meowed pointing to the mountain which was right beside them "ahh thank you." "your welcome."
The cats started their journey walking up the mountain "CROWPAW stop eating bird poop!" brambleclaw hissed "feathertail stop eating feathers!" "your not the boss of them" squirrelpaw hissed "oh yea that's right sorry guys" "its okay" "look a hat!" crowpaw meowed pointing at a weird thing shaped like two-leg shorts "ooooohhh! HAT!" the clans shrieked fighting over the two-leg shorts "eww they smell like….poop!" squirrelpaw hissed "oohh crow poop!" crowpaw meowed happily flying towards the poopy-shorts. "eeeww crowpaw's eating poo!" squirrelpaw meowed disgusted "meh wut eva" brambleclaw meowed "lets go guys!" feathertail meowed "stormfur if I had a billion dollars would you eat a buck?" feathertail meowed "SURE" stormfur meowed pulling a piece of construction paper out of his purse "construction paper any one?" stormfur meowed "oo I love eating that stuff!" the cat meowed stuffing there selves with paper.
"Look its stupid-one-who-likes-cheese!" squirrelpaw meowed watching stupid-one-who-likes-cheese eat cheese. "Hello my name is the-one-who-thinks-she-can-drown-fish I'm a hunter!" the-one-who-thinks-she-can-drown-fish meowed happily trying to drown a fish. "This is crowpaw he likes eating bird poop." Brambleclaw laughed "then he should meet stupid-one-who-think-bird-poo-is-chocolate" stupid-one-who-likes-cheese meowed "YAY!" crowpaw meowed happily flying into the cave. "hi" the tribe cats meowed still fighting over a piece of cheese filled fresh-kill "mine!" "NO MINE!" "NO WAY MINE" "no mine!" brambleclaw meowed grabbing, and eating the cheese filled fresh-kill "waaaa!" THE TRIBE CATS meowed crying like babies.
"We best be off c'ya" the cats meowed heading back to thunderclan "
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"I give up…" spotted leaf meowed sadly, she reeeeaaaaalllllyyy wanted firestar to marry her. "Better tell cinderpelt something.. She meowed heading towards thunderclan "yo sup cinderpelt?" "Nothing much, we heard starystar is the new leader of shadowclan…" "well good for him." Cinderpelt meowed "I got leafpaw something, could you give it to her please?" "yes miss" cinderpelt meowed taking the present and handing it to leafpaw, who was still extremely fluffy. "Pretty it's a bow!" leafpaw meowed tying the bow around her neck "you look lovely, lucky you don't look like a kitty-pet" firestar meowed "you were a kitty-pet before so you shut up" leafpaw hissed "sorry…"
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"Bluestar?" "Yes tigerstar?" "Got any cheese?" "Yes plenty" bluey meowed opening a cupboard 10000000000000000000kilometers long "ooooooo cheese!" tigerstar meowed hopping into the cupboard eating cheese.
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"I like pink" graystripe meowed "so do I" firestar meowed happily as they tried on pink ribbons
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"Look thunderclan!" squirrelpaw meowed happily "it looks too yellow… must be starclan" brambleclaw meowed "oh yea that's right, starclan is made o' cheese…" crowpaw meowed
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"leafpaw I need you help Mr. Dress up is trying to capture me!" cinderpelt meowed frightened "he's just making a card for you!" starystar meowed out of no where "here I'll help!" leafpaw meowed gluing Mr. Dress up to a monster "wee!" he yelled as the monster roared down thunderpath
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"I just love my job!" silverstream meowed making jewelry "how may I help you Bluestar?" "I need a nice necklace for spottedleaf, she's REEEAAAALLY depressed" "okay take this, free." Silverstream meowed. "THANKS" Bluestar meowed
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"is this the forest?" squirrelpaw meowed looking at a yellow, white, blue, and black forest "yellow is thunderclan….white is windclan…… blue is riverclan… black is shadowclan…...yep looks like it!" feathertail meowed as she jumped off the cliff and landed in her clan….. Soon the others followed except they landed in there own clan.
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"Bluestar you got any more cheese?" tigerstar meowed "just eat starclan!" Bluestar hissed "okay thank you Bluestar!"
hey people next chapter is...sneak peak preveiw:(sorta)
thunderclan's on crack? riverclan's smoking weed? windclan gets so high then-
well yea every 1 the forest is taking drugs. R&R!