"firestar we're back!" brambleclaw and squirrelpaw meowed "lets go!" "whoa man I'm am sooooooo wasted" firestar meowed drinking a keg of beer. "firestar what's this? Looks sorta white…" leafpaw meowed "I donno lets taste it!" firestar meowed eating the "white stuff" "whoa this is sooo awesome dude" firestar meowed-he was eating crack all along! Soon all of thunderclan was on crack.

RIVERCLAN

"yo supy sup Leopardstar we got to leave to forest yo?" feathertail meowed "oh yea err uhuh…" Leopardstar meowed hiding a smoke that looked weird "Leopardstar you got weed!" feathertail hissed "can I have a whiff?" "What's whiff" "I have no clue..." feathertail meowed smoking weed with Leopardstar, and well the rest of the clan. "whoa man don't like-like-like destroy the trees man that like part of the environment" mistyfoot meowed while a two-leg ran out from the truck and trapped mistyfoot "whoa dude you're so totally taken my freedom man" mistyfoot hissed-oh nozers! Ri-ri-ri-riverclan has turned into hippie's!

WINDCLAN

"hey guys I'm back!" crowpaw meowed "whoa crowpaw why are you like soooooooooo hot" Tallstar meowed "ewww get away from me!" crowpaw hissed "whoa dude did I just like hit on you man?" Tallstar meowed confused looking at his paws "whoa dude I never realized my paws were soooo huge…" Tallstar meowed staring at his paws "gimme what your smoking!" crowpaw meowed taking weed from Tallstar and smoking it. "whoa dude isn't like Bluestar cute…" crowpaw meowed staring at a picture of Bluestar before she had surgery "yea dude…" Tallstar agreed.

SHADOWCLAN

"yo I'm back!" tawnypelt meowed walking into a clan meeting "take a seat tawny" starystar meowed 'we are running out of pancakes!" "yesh we need more pancakes!" "wait guys-I have been noticing the clans have been taking drugs!" juiceboxpaw meowed "oh yes we know already "really?" "yesh" "why are we saying yesh now?" "you know what I really don't know" "meh whatever" "wait weres my fresh baked pie "hehehhe" "firestar!" "sorry, I'm just on crack" "whoa man that cracks me up" "hahahahhahahaahahhaha good one" "why thank you!" "yesh I win starystar really does have manners!" "that remind me of pie!" "yesh lets all eat pie" "why don't we add crack to it?' "great idea!"

THUNDERCLAN

"leafpaw I think we should give all the cats some weed" cinderpelt meowed happily "yesh great ider" "I'll have weed" thunderclan meowed happily as the cats ran and tackled leafpaw and grabbed her box of weed.

"to be continued…dun dun dun!" silverstarleaderofprincessclan meowed adding a evil laugh.

next chapter-more weed, more crack, more madness!

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