"where'd the crack n' weed go?" Firestar exclaimed "I did studies on it was just baby powder and fresh cut grass" the med. Cats exclaimed "so we were like drunk or something?" cloudtail meowed "nope just rrrrreeeeaaaalllllyyyy hyper" Leafpaw meowed happily acting like a fat cow. "Oh" the cats meowed every were, even in starclan.
"Mistyfoot get out of that cage" squirrelpaw meowed "yum fresh cut grass!" Mistyfoot meowed, still hyper. "Cut it out, get out of the cage" "fine stupid fur ball… you need cheese." "Yay lets go" squirrelpaw meowed sounding really depressed "I want a cracker" she exclaimed to Firestar "well let's leave the forest! Two-legs took the cottage cheese"
"are we there yet?" Leafpaw meowed "no" sandstorm hissed "are we there yet?" "no" "are we there yet?" "No, now shut up!" sandstorm snapped. "yes mommy" Leafpaw meowed "that's it guys!" squirrelpaw meowed "this way!" brambleclaw meowed. "Am I dead?" squirrelpaw meowed, ever since they found out they were just hyper, she had been ignored.
"Look tribe o' blah blah blah! Let's go in!" Firestar meowed "hi my names squirrelpaw" squirrelpaw meowed to stupid-one-who-likes-cheese "come in guys!" stupid-one-who-who-likes-cheese meowed happily ignoring squirrelpaw. "oh starclan tell me what is happening to me!" squirrelpaw meowed in frustration.
"Hello" Bluestar welcomed "you know you died right?" "I died?" squirrelpaw meowed confused "well yea stupid." Bluestar hissed "that's why I've been ignored" "yes of course well at least you got starclan, famous for cheese" Bluestar meowed happily.